Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! !

Posted on 10-30-2023

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Author: Kudeng Night Talk

Alt-Title: 战锤:我不要成为臭罐头啊!!!

Status: ongoing

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Introduction

This is an extremely dark world.
The Emperor walked the earth, trying to restore the glory of the Empire.
But the fate of mankind has long been toyed with by evil gods.
In the precarious future, there is only endless darkness and war.

Until——
the death guard named Hades appeared.
The threads of fate are intertwined. Can the existence from the outside world reverse the tragedy destined for thousands of sentient beings?
The gods placed their bets.

But Hades doesn't know this at the moment. He is crying like a fart whose toes have been stepped on.

"Help!!! Why is this the world of Warhammer?!" "Also

, why am I a Death Guard?!"

"Is it too late to kill myself and start again?!"


Funny novel , the nerdy male protagonist traveled to the world of grimdark, wandering around with his legs broken and crying like a bastard.

Table Of Content First Chapter Last Chapter

1 Chapter 1 1 A sad beginning
2 Chapter 2 2. Don’t catch me uhhhhh? !
3 Chapter 3 3. Life should not be cut off
4 Chapter 4 4. It’s time to enter the plot
5 Chapter 5 5. Please give me a hug, I don’t want to work hard!
6 Chapter 6 Extra 1. Being despised, Mortarion’s first half of life
7 Chapter 7 6. Increase his favorability!
8 Chapter 8 7 is a passerby, so don’t raise the flag
9 Chapter 9 8. Battle against Lord Lazar
10 Chapter 10 9. Dalang, it’s time to take medicine
11 Chapter 11 10 Untouchables?
12 Chapter 12 11. What kind of cheat is this? Get your money back! ! !
13 Chapter 13 12 Leaving
14 Chapter 14 13. South (Signed! Wuhu!)
15 Chapter 15 14. Kill the aliens single-handedly
16 Chapter 16 15. Psychic power? What I’m fighting for is psychic energy!
17 Chapter 17 16. What is the first thing after the battle?
18 Chapter 18 17 In the Mist
19 Chapter 19 18. The authorities are obsessed with it
20 Chapter 20 19. Mo Sang, what is your way of forbearance?
21 Chapter 21 20: The dead guy doesn’t know how to talk
22 Chapter 22 21 Wheel of Fortune
23 Chapter 23 22 The Story of a Barbarus
24 Chapter 24 23. I’m happy to meet you (Part 1)
25 Chapter 25 24. I’m happy to meet you (Part 2)
26 Chapter 26 25. I, Hades, am back! ! !
27 Chapter 27 26. Attacked
28 Chapter 28 27. Welcome to the world of grimdark
29 Chapter 29 28 In front of the tomb
30 Chapter 30 29. Preparation before war
31 Chapter 31 30. Battle of Sickles
32 Chapter 32 31. Tongtian Mountain Road
33 Chapter 33 32. Killing (Part 1)
34 Chapter 34 33. Killing (Part 2)
35 Chapter 35 Chapter i.? ? ■Subspace chess and card room? ■
36 Chapter 36 34. Outsiders
37 Chapter 37 35. Picked up a poison gas can
38 Chapter 38 36. Can Modification Guide
39 Chapter 39 37. I don’t want to be a poison gas tank!
40 Chapter 40 38. Good news? bad news?
41 Chapter 41 39. Death Guard
42 Chapter 42 40. Dusk Raiders
43 Chapter 43 41. If you can skip work, of course you have to.
44 Chapter 44 42. The moon is dark and the wind is high, so it’s time to send a sickle
45 Chapter 45 43. Undercurrent
46 Chapter 46 44. Granting Armor and the Forging Master
47 Chapter 47 45 A peaceful day, getting beaten
48 Chapter 48 46. We are both fallen people at the end of the world
49 Chapter 49 47. A peaceful day...right?
50 Chapter 50 48. Confidence Can Shake
51 Chapter 51 49. Wonderful newcomer training time
52 Chapter 52 50. Archives, and the Historian
53 Chapter 53 51. Balazin
54 Chapter 54 52. No roaring heard in the foundry hall
55 Chapter 55 53. The prologue of the duel cage!
56 Chapter 56 54. Arrogance
57 Chapter 57 55 Psionics? Psychic!
58 Chapter 58 56 There are always more changes than planned
59 Chapter 59 57. It’s up to you, Hades!
60 Chapter 60 58. Fierce fighting, serialized!
61 Chapter 61 58. Another fight
62 Chapter 62 59. Farce, farce!
63 Chapter 63 60 battles! war! war!
64 Chapter 64 61 Under the Water
65 Chapter 65 62. Study, get beaten
66 Chapter 66: Asking for leave... Single update tonight...
67 Chapter 67 63. Behind the Scenes
68 Chapter 68 64. Talks (Part 1)
69 Chapter 69 65 Talks (Part 2)
70 Chapter 70 66. Talks (Part 2)
71 Chapter 71 67. Divination
72 Chapter 72 68. Ah, did you hold hands when you came up?
73 Chapter 73: Remarks on the launch. Will be released tomorrow
74 Chapter 74 [Extra 3] Colorful Universe
75 Chapter 75 69.Daemon
76 Chapter 76 70 The Imprisoned Corpse
77 Chapter 77 71. Stop fighting and let me say something.
78 Chapter 78 72. Spray more disinfectant
79 Chapter 79 73. Listen...listen to my quibbles
80 Chapter 80 74 Leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist (Part 1)
81 Chapter 81 75. Leniency if you confess, severity if you resist (Part 2)
82 Chapter 82 76. Moment of suffocation
83 Chapter 83 76. Table Talk
84 Chapter 84 78. Holding weapons, heading towards death
85 Chapter 85 79. Hades, work, don’t fish!
86 Chapter 86 80. Makado is also working overtime today
87 Chapter 87 81. Don’t go, I’m afraid
88 Chapter 88 82. Mars
89 Chapter 89 83. Wolf and dog, you are the only one who calls me smelly?
90 Chapter 90 Extra 4.1 Is your name Mortarion? !
91 Chapter 91 Extra 4.2 Is your name Mortarion? !
92 Chapter 92 Extra 4.3 Is your name Mortarion? !
93 Chapter 93 Extra 4.4 Is your name Mortarion? !
94 Chapter 94 84. Friends, are you religious?
95 Chapter 95 85. When I knock on the electronic wooden fish, the machine soul praises me: Where are you praying for nm?
96 Chapter 96 86. I comfort this, you comfort that
97 Chapter 97 87. You should always be careful about something
98 Chapter 98 88. Stop showing off, I know you have the original body
99 Chapter 99 89. The game is actually me
100 Chapter 100 90. Anti-Psychic Sage
101 Chapter 101 91. Is there really no chance?
102 Chapter 102 The Story of 92 Gold 306
103 Chapter 103 93 War Dog, let me chat with you
104 Chapter 104 94 Kahn saw Angron for the first time
105 Chapter 105 95 Nuthria Massacre Day
106 Chapter 106 96 Go to Mars and show off
107 Chapter 107 97 Ma Xiang, don’t ask again!
108 Chapter 108 98 Don Quixote, but the Emperor slays the dragon
109 Chapter 109 99 Give me a drink!
110 Chapter 110 100 Duel Cage, right now.
111 Chapter 111 Late update
112 Chapter 112 101 As long as you don’t die after learning
113 More extra today
114 Chapter 113 102 Run away, I don’t want to learn anymore
115 Chapter 114 103 Nothing is right anywhere!
116 Chapter 115 Chapter 104 Preliminary exploration
117 Chapter 116 105 First prepare how to run.
118 Chapter 117 106 Don’t be a coward, just do it!
119 Chapter 118 107 Church and False Confessions
120 Chapter 119: 108 War preparation, about to break out
121 Chapter 120 109 Behind the Curtain
122 Chapter 121 110 See you again, the rotten one, and kill him!
123 Chapter 122 111 Why did you run away?
124 Chapter 123 112 starts repair!
125 Chapter 124 113 Don’t disturb me, I’m writing my will
126 Chapter 125 114 Visitors
127 Chapter 126 115 The clown on the stage
128 116 Galaspa (Part 1)
129 117 Galaspa (middle)
130 118 Galaspa (Part 2)
131 Chapter 127 119 The good news is back, the bad news is almost dead
132 Chapter 128 120 Hades is also working hard to get people today
133 A quarrel in the book review section, a statement
134 Chapter 129 121 Mortarion, you TM
135 Chapter 130 122 Calastyphon, in the fog
136 Chapter 131 123 Gene Seed! !
137 Chapter 132 124 We stand on this homeland again
138 Chapter 133 125 The Peak of Destiny
139 Chapter 134 126 Abducting a child
140 Chapter 135 127 Summary of Barbarus’ Initial Investigation
141 Chapter 136 128 A peaceful day with two children, Jin
142 Chapter 137 129 Nurgle, there is nothing you can do about it!
143 Chapter 138 130 The original body still knows how to show off
144 Chapter 139 135 Only Climb
145 Chapter 140 132 Hades, don’t scare the children!
146 Chapter 141 133 Trial from Hades (Part 1)
147 Chapter 142 134 Trial from Hades (Part 2)
148 Chapter 143 135 Trial from Hades (Part 2)
149 Chapter 144 136 Collection Addiction
150 Chapter 145 137 Black Stone, Star Ring, Forging World
151 Promote books!
152 Chapter 146 138 Come to them to cry for poverty!
153 Chapter 147 139 Macado, thank you
154 Chapter 148 140 My hometown I have never met!
155 Chapter 149 Chapter 141 Barbarus son
156 Chapter 150 142 Hey, necromancer, get up
157 Chapter 151 143 Shake people! Shake people quickly!
158 Chapter 152 144 The first reinforcement is our Fourth Army Corps!
159 Chapter 153 145Iron And Death
160 Chapter 154 146 listened, but didn’t listen
161 Recommend books
162 Chapter 155 147 Give the Necron a little shock
163 Chapter 156 148 Perturabo is not happy today either
164 Chapter 157 149 The Displaced Person
165 Chapter 158 150 Mortarion’s Great Victory
166 Chapter 159 151 Have you seen that death shroud?
167 Chapter 160 152 We should discuss it before issuing an order? !
168 Chapter 161 153 Hit another one
169 Chapter 162 Chapter 154 Siege
170 Chapter 163 155 Destruction
171 Chapter 164 156. Perturabo, you...
172 Chapter 165: Figure 157 King makes his grand appearance!
173 Chapter 166 158. The Figure King’s Deal
174 Chapter 167 159. Figure Wang Rui comments on the Emperor
175 Chapter 168 160. Bargaining
176 Chapter 169 161. Medical Room Again
177 Chapter 170 162. So I was bombed
178 Chapter 171 163. Is this your decision, Hades?
179 Chapter 172 164 Don’t kneel to me? !
180 Chapter 173 165 Newcomer, but a leader
181 Chapter 174 166 was rubbed
182 Chapter 175 Chapter 167 Making a Contract
183 Chapter 176 Chapter 168 Demigod in charge of machinery
184 Chapter 177 169 Hades has no bad thoughts
185 Chapter 178 170 Good friends of Hades!
186 Chapter 179 Chapter 171 Saving Barbarus (recommended to read)
187 Chapter 180 172 The black ship comes to visit and pick people up for free
188 Chapter 181 173 Hades
189 Chapter 182 174 Others
190 Chapter 183 175 Medical Room again
191 Chapter 184 176 Broken Friendship
192 Chapter 185 177 Three people
193 Chapter 186 Chapter 178 After the Rain
194 Chapter 187 179nmd, stop praying to me!
195 Chapter 188 180 Pray Him
196 Today is a crazy Thursday, please apply for a late update
197 Chapter 189 181 Travel, but Casting Satellites
198 Chapter 190 182 Weapon of Loyalty
199 Chapter 191 183 What, this is not the undead
200 Chapter 192 184 Biowetware
201 Chapter 193 185 Luxury Enough
202 Chapter 194 186 Promotion, promotion, promotion
203 Chapter 195 187 Your brother, Horus
204 Chapter 196 188 No one can refuse Horus
205 Chapter 197 189 Untrustworthy Brothers
206 Chapter 198 190 Mortarion is terrified
207 Chapter 199 191 Horus was confused
208 Chapter 200 192 Don’t think about strange things
209 Chapter 201 Chapter 193 Before the Druun War
210 Chapter 202 194 Liberation of Druun (1)
211 Chapter 203 195 Liberation of Druun (2)
212 Chapter 204 196 Liberation of Druun (3)
213 Chapter 205 197 Liberation of Druun (4)
214 Chapter 206 198 Liberation of Druun (5)
215 Chapter 207 199 Liberation of Druun (End)
216 Chapter 208 More than 200 people, placement, tentacles
217 Chapter 209 Chapter 201 I know!
218 Chapter 210 202 Guess who we didn’t invite?
219 Chapter 211 203 Medical Roomaaagain
220 Chapter 212 204 Group Touch
221 Chapter 213 Chapter 205 Just praise
222 Chapter 214 Chapter 206 I praise you too
223 Chapter 215 207 Contradiction?
224 Chapter 216 208 Farewell to Moon Wolf
225 Chapter 217 Chapter 209 Return to Galaspa
226 Chapter 218 210 The first person no one expected
227 Chapter 219 In front of 211 Pharmacy Room
228 Chapter 220 212 There are already too many people who don’t like to talk.
229 Chapter 221 Chapter 213 Galaspa 23 Casting Incident
230 Chapter 222 Chapter 214 The amazing wisdom of Mars
231 Chapter 223 215 can speak, can speak
232 Chapter 224 Chapter 216 We need more veterans
233 Chapter 225 Chapter 217 Selection, farming, and being cheated
234 Chapter 226 Chapter 218 The Lion and the Farmer
235 Chapter 227 Chapter 219 Leon’s Leadership
236 Chapter 228 220 Rust, Fungus, Pain
237 Chapter 229 221 Hello, alien, your natural disaster is coming (1)
238 Chapter 230 222 Hello, alien, your natural disaster is coming (2)
239 Chapter 231 Chapter 223 Hello, foreign race, your natural disaster is coming (3)
240 Chapter 232 Chapter 224 Hello, alien, your natural disaster is coming (4)
241 Chapter 233 Chapter 225 Hello, foreign race, your natural disaster is coming (5)
242 Chapter 234 226 Hello, alien, your natural disaster is coming (6)
243 Chapter 235 Chapter 227 Hello, alien, your natural disaster is coming (End)
244 Chapter 236 Chapter 228 Executioner
245 Chapter 237 Chapter 229 Prohibition of Electronic Cricket Fighting
246 Chapter 238 230 Ran Dan, how do you feel about being swallowed!
247 Chapter 239 Chapter 231 Jialuo needs a vacation
248 Chapter 240 Chapter 232 Uninvited Guest, Nine-Headed Supreme
249 Chapter 241 Chapter 233 Fighting, being prayed for, stop shouting!
250 Chapter 242 Chapter 234 Evil Aliens
251 Chapter 243 Chapter 235 Run away! escape!
252 Chapter 244 Chapter 236 This is also a kind of angel (two in one)
253 Chapter 245 Interlude Nightmare Convulsion (2-in-1)
254 Chapter 246 Chapter 237 Rumors, the first gathering of believers
255 Chapter 247 Chapter 238 First of all, I am not God (100% sure!)
256 Chapter 248 239 Don’t talk to believers, you will become unfortunate
257 Chapter 249 Chapter 240 Enlightenment
258 Chapter 250 Chapter 241 Praying by name
259 Chapter 251 242 This is science
260 Chapter 252 Chapter 243 Go to dinner
261 Chapter 253 Chapter 244 The beginning of the banquet
262 Chapter 254 245 Blue and Red and Blue
263 Chapter 255 246 Are you a psyker?
264 Chapter 256 247 Disputes
265 Chapter 257 248 This devil is not that devil
266 Chapter 258 249 Farce (45K)
267 Chapter 259 Chapter 250 is over (31k)
268 Chapter 260 Chapter 251 Letter
269 Chapter 261 252 Macado, Macado
270 Chapter 262 253 people can’t be idle
271 Chapter 263 254 Death Guard Guide
272 Chapter 264 Chapter 255 You made a bad start
273 Chapter 265 Chapter 256 This is Barbarus
274 Chapter 266 Chapter 257 Pulling people into the water
275 Chapter 267 258 A person’s troubles make him a teacher
276 Chapter 268 259 Might makes justice
277 Chapter 269 Chapter 260 Returning to hometown, wandering the streets, scaring children
278 Chapter 270 Chapter 261 A Little Person
279 Chapter 271 Chapter 262 performed a good job of ascension for everyone on the spot
280 263 points technology
281 Chapter 272 Chapter 264 Jialuo won a great victory today, Hades was defeated miserably
282 Chapter 273 Chapter 265 Ups and Downs
283 Chapter 274 266 Shouldn’t Be an Ultramarine
284 Chapter 275 Chapter 267 Temptation
285 Chapter 276 268 Mortarion thinks Guilliman is very powerful
286 Chapter 277 Chapter 269 Who is the villain?
287 Chapter 278 Chapter 270 Help him look decent
288 Chapter 279 271 Be careful with Tzeentch, he likes to have fun
289 Chapter 280 Chapter 272: A War
290 Chapter 281 273 The Ultramarines are confused
291 Chapter 282 Chapter 274 Go, Hades!
292 Chapter 283 275 Mortarion admiring the Extermination Order
293 Chapter 284 276 The Blue Man Interlude Video Game
294 Chapter 285 277 Transaction
295 Chapter 286: Senior H?
296 Chapter 287 Chapter 278 Night is approaching
297 Chapter 288 279 Night, wolves and death
298 Chapter 289 Mortarion and Curze could have become friends
299 Chapter 290 281 Hades: WDNMD
300 Chapter 291 282 fight? beat!
301 Chapter 292 283 Conrad Coates is a madman
302 Chapter 293 284 Tooth for tooth, eye for eye
303 Chapter 294 Chapter 285 The Trial of Mortarion
304 Chapter 295 Chapter 286 woke up and was shocked
305 Chapter 296 287 Guilliman Win Win Win
306 Chapter 297 288 Macado
307 Chapter 298 289 Conrad feels bad, but psykers are obviously hateful too
308 Chapter 299 290 Punishment from Hades
309 Chapter 300 Chapter 291 The gathering is in progress
310 Chapter 301 Chapter 292 Leaving
311 Chapter 302 293 A simple vacation
312 Chapter 303 294 Rising Tide of Thoughts
313 Chapter 304 295 There’s nothing more to say, get on the yellow robe!
314 Chapter 305 Chapter 296 Painting Update
315 Chapter 306 297level up!
316 Chapter 307 298 was deceived
317 Chapter 308 299 Hades sneezes wildly
318 Chapter 309: 300 offline live box-opening emperors
319 Chapter 310 Chapter 301 God Emperor
320 Chapter 311 302 Be normal, I’m scared
321 Chapter 312 Chapter 303 You are a little extreme
322 Chapter 313: A conversation between the Night Lords
323 Chapter 314 Interlude Mortarion awakens Karas for the first time
324 Chapter 315 Chapter 304 The Beginning of Divine Punishment
325 Chapter 316 305 Those who follow the devil?
326 Chapter 317 Chapter 306 Deliberate
327 Chapter 318 Chapter 307 Obtaining the Sword
328 Chapter 319 Chapter 308 Luo Jia’s doubts
329 Chapter 320 Chapter 309 The Burning of the Perfect City
330 Chapter 321 Chapter 310 He is God
331 Chapter 322 311 Afterwards
332 Chapter 323 Chapter 312 Guilliman Forgotten on the Edge
333 Chapter 324 Chapter 313 Lady Cyrene’s One-Day Tour to the Word Bearer’s Corridor
334 Chapter 325 314 Doubt? Enlightenment!
335 Chapter 326 Chapter 315 Simple Chat War Commander
336 Chapter 327 Chapter 316: A battle of the Death Guard, but the Eldar
337 Chapter 328 Chapter 317 Mortarion and Vulcan cooperate
338 Chapter 329 Chapter 318 Illusion?
339 Chapter 330 Chapter 319 When Mortarion was trapped in the tunnel
340 Chapter 331 Chapter 320 The Reliable Death Guard
341 Chapter 332 321 Mortarion is calm
342 Chapter 333 Chapter 322 Mortarian felt as if he was dead
343 Chapter 334 Chapter 323 Three Primarchs, everyone appreciates the Extermination Order together
344 Chapter 335 Chapter 324 Drink!
345 Chapter 336 325 Love comes from the Death Guard
346 Chapter 337 Chapter 326 Arrival at the World Eaters
347 Chapter 338 327 Remaining Regiment
348 Chapter 339 Chapter 328 Dark Clouds
349 Chapter 340 Chapter 329 Prelude to the bloody battle
350 Chapter 341 Chapter 330 Bloody Battle Mad Demon
351 Chapter 342 Chapter 331 Killing someone with a borrowed knife
352 Chapter 343 Chapter 332 Respect Luo Ke, Respect the World Eater
353 Chapter 344 Chapter 333 Brother Fear is both wise and brave
354 Chapter 345 Chapter 334 Hades cried like a fart inside.
355 Chapter 346 335 Run, run! !
356 Chapter 347 Chapter 336 The Unexpected Reinforcements
357 Chapter 348 Chapter 337 Only the Emperor will be injured
358 Chapter 349 Chapter 338 The War between Gods and Mortals
359 Chapter 350 Chapter 339 Rain falls
360 Chapter 351 Chapter 340 Angron opens his eyes
361 Chapter 352 341 Hades hates religion
362 Chapter 353 342 Hades is desperate but not completely desperate
363 Chapter 354 343 Hades is still struggling
364 Chapter 355 344 Flashing darkness, do you like it?
365 Chapter 356 Chapter 345 The Lord of the Maelstrom is me, Hades!
366 Chapter 357 346 Good things are all good things
367 Hiding his face and crying, not knowing what to say
368 Chapter 358 Chapter 347 Embers of Ullanor
369 Chapter 359 348 Who came first?
370 Chapter 360 349 Mortarion one, five!
371 Chapter 361 350 Look at the Warmaster in the distance
372 Chapter 362 351 Bystanders know clearly, but those in authority are confused
373 There is no extra work to complete the reading club
374 Chapter 363 Chapter 352 Two or three things about the construction of Faos
375 Chapter 364 Chapter 353 Angron, Hades, Mortarion
376 354 Hades gets more and more confused the more he thinks about it, but the fun will only be Tzeentch’s
377 Chapter 365 Chapter 355 The Beginning of the Council of Nicaea
378 Chapter 366 Chapter 356 Everyone was persecuted except Angron
379 Chapter 367 357 Hades only cares about the people he should care about
380 Chapter 368 Chapter 358 Magnus’ bright future
381 Chapter 369359 Evidence
382 Chapter 370: 360 for fun? Why don't you watch it?
383 Chapter 371 Chapter 361 Review
384 Chapter 372 Chapter 362 Angel’s Actions
385 Chapter 373 In Room 363
386 Chapter 374 Chapter 364 Your friend, Angron
387 Chapter 375 Chapter 365 The Emperor’s Judgment
388 Chapter 376 366 Tzeentch always has a plan
389 Chapter 377 The foursome who exploded on the floor during the intermission
390 Chapter 378 Chapter 367 The red man has a foolish heart
391 Chapter 379 Chapter 368 Boring Daily Life
392 Chapter 380 Chapter 369 Conversation
393 Chapter 381 Chapter 370 Magnus’ Decision
394 Chapter 382 371 The Burning of Prospero
395 Chapter 383 Chapter 372 Under the Flame
396 Chapter 384 Chapter 373 Try once
397 Chapter 385 Chapter 374 Emperor? Neos?
398 Chapter 386 Chapter 375 Chess Game
399 Summary at the end of the volume
400 Act 1 Prologue [Death of Hades]
401 Chapter 387 11 The First Betrayer
402 Chapter 388 12 crits come from your father
403 Chapter 389 13 Father and Son
404 Chapter 390 14 The First Victim
405 Chapter 391 15 Backstabbing from Good Brothers
406 Chapter 392 16 The prologue begins
407 Chapter 393 17 Hades feels something is wrong
408 Chapter 394 18 Hades is also confused today
409 Chapter 395 19 Opens the Eyes of Fenus
410 Chapter 396 110 Hades likes mechanical troops like you
411 Chapter 397 111 Many parties before the war
412 Chapter 398 112 Good News, The Word Bearer
413 Chapter 399 113 Steel Naval Battle
414 Chapter 400 114 Angeltai can’t catch up with Hades
415 Chapter 401 115 Hades thinks you can do it
416 Chapter 402 116 Cardia is open, is it open?
417 Chapter 403 117 Before the First Battle