Chapter 12 No wonder you are a teacher.
"Teacher, we're running out of time!"
"You can't stop eating if you're not in time?"
Asuka glanced at the busy hand, and then he pressed the three students on the chairs one by one and said casually.
"Eat, three bowls per person, the teacher pays for it.
Now that you have become ninjas, the teacher wants to tell you a cruel fact.
That is, you must treat every meal now as your last meal.
Because you don't know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident."
Having said this, he secretly pointed to the Thousand Hands clan's territory and lowered his voice.
"You also know, teacher, I was born in Konoha 33, and the Senju rope tree was hung in Konoha 37. When he died, I already remembered it. Tsk tsk. I heard the ninja who gathered the body say
that
Senju When the single seedling died, there was nothing in his stomach, so he went to the Pure Land hungry.
Who knows if there is food in the Pure Land? "
Bang! "
Before he finished speaking, Feiniao felt that his head had been hit hard. He stroked the swelling on top of his head, gritted his teeth, looked behind him, and said angrily.
"Who hit me!"
"Me!"
Hearing the other party admit it so confidently, Asuka's eyes slowly moved from bottom to top.
White and slender legs, a slightly undulating belly, waist-length red hair, and veins popping out of her forehead.
Why did she come here?
Seeing Kushina sitting directly next to him, pretending to be eating ramen, Asuka twitched the corner of his mouth and his expression instantly became serious.
"Brother, please have a bowl of super luxurious tonkotsu ramen."
After finishing speaking, he saw that Kushina was followed by the eldest wife of his family. After pinching the somewhat shriveled wallet in his pocket, Asuka once again put his eyes on the price list and said in a hesitant tone.
"Mikoto-sama, what are your taboos?"
Mikoto smiled slightly. She and Kushina looked at each other, and instantly understood the expression in each other's eyes, and said softly.
"Everything is free."
"Haha~"
Seeing these two people looking like they were being taken advantage of, Asuka sneered in his heart and ordered a bowl of luxurious ramen for the eldest wife of his family.
We are both married, yet we left our husband to come here to eat ramen.
Tsk!
Miserable Fugaku, forget about divorce.
Looking at the teacher with a smirk on his face, Iruka and the three looked at each other, then got together and discussed in a low voice.
"What's wrong with the teacher?"
"I'm not sure. It seems like the teacher is thinking about something bad." "
I heard something some time ago that the relationship between the teacher and their family is not very harmonious."
With this question, After the three of them finished eating the ramen and watched the two of them leave, they all turned to look at their teacher curiously.
"Teacher, you guys???"
Looking down at the gossipy expressions on the faces of these three people, Feiniao shook his head left and right and looked around, then lowered his voice and said.
"It's nothing. My fourth-generation daughter-in-law lived in the Senju family for a while. She got to know Naoki and then got some relatives.
Anyway, Naoki's unlucky kid didn't have enough to eat before he died. This happened to his sister Tsunade The old woman stood in front of me, and her brother was killed by the explosion before he had enough to eat.
So, as ninjas, you should treat every meal as your last meal, don't waste food for me, let alone leave me with an empty stomach. "
Then, he looked at the direction where the two pregnant women disappeared. Asuka crossed his arms on his chest and sighed softly.
"It's really uncomfortable to see those two people's bellies getting bigger and bigger.
Every day when I sleep, I dream of Kushina sitting on me, and then controlling the Kyuubi in my belly to give me a slap.
Uchiha Mikoto doesn't want her either. One of Fugaku had a sterilization, and he felt a little irritable.
If there is any butterfly effect, and Uchiha Mikoto's belly grows again after giving birth to Sasuke, then the Uchiha clan will ascend to heaven where they are." Iruka and the other three looked up
at Asuka, seeing the look of struggle flashing across his teacher's face from time to time and the muttering in his mouth, the three of them looked at each other curiously and asked.
"Teacher, what are you talking about?"
"Ha~"
Asuka rolled his eyes at the three of them, then he turned his attention to Hinata Huahua and said.
"Huahua, do you want to be sterilized?
The teacher knows that you yearn for freedom. You know the situation of your Hyuga family better than the teacher. Do you want your next generation to live with a curse like you?"
Idiot!
Seeing Hinata Huahua actually standing here and getting entangled, Asuka hit this guy on the head a few times with his fingers, getting angry.
"You are such an idiot. I just said it casually, but you actually think about it. Don't
worry, you have no next generation. An idiot can't find a boyfriend."
As he said that, he took out the scroll from his pocket and stuffed it here. The three people in their arms said with serious expressions.
"The mission begins.
Next, as your instructor and temporary captain, you must obey my orders."
Seeing that their teacher's attitude suddenly became correct, the three of them also put away the gossipy expressions on their faces and said seriously.
"Yes!"
"Very good.
Iruka, Hinata Huahua, as intelligence collectors, you must collect all the information about families who have lost their pet cats, and highlight the families where only the elderly are left.
Maoyue Xiyan, you and I will go into the cat now. Bah. Look for the cat. "
Understood! " "
Looking at Iruka and Hinata Huahua's leaving figures, Asuka and Uzuki Xiyan walked out of the village.
"Teacher! Seeing that
the road he was walking was getting more and more eccentric and the surroundings were getting more and more desolate, Mao Yue Xiyan swallowed softly and asked.
"Teacher, those lost pets shouldn't leave the village, right?"
"No, those guys must still be in the village. " "
Then let's go."
Uoyuki Xiyan sniffed. She looked at the teacher walking in front of her, and the scene at the ramen shop suddenly echoed in her mind. The
teacher took me out of the village. Could it be that he wanted to... "Don't
be blind." Think about it! "
Feiniao waved to Xi Yan who stopped behind him, poured cold water on her, and said casually.
"Don't be so nervous, teacher, you have no idea of smelting copper.
I took you out of the village to meet Grandma Cat, who lives outside the village. "
Ah?" "
Maoyue Xiyan's body trembled. She looked at the sky with some embarrassment and muttered. "Teacher, can you read minds? "
No, but the action of protecting your chest with your hands betrays you. Isn't that a classic action when meeting a pervert? There is no one else around except me." "
That's right! " "
Mao Yue Xiyan scratched her head and trotted to catch up with the flying bird. She said that she was thinking too much.
When the two came to Grandma Cat, Mao Yue Xiyan looked at the kittens everywhere, and her eyes turned into It looks like stars.
There are also many cats. Many breeds have very shiny hair, but this one is a bit ugly and cute.
“Mother-in-law! "
Feiniao ignored the kittens around him who wanted to get close to him. He waved to Granny Cat, who was sitting above him, and said with a smile.
"Mother-in-law, I'm here!"
"Oh?"
Grandma Cat's eyes opened a slit, she looked down at the familiar figure below, the wrinkles on her face instantly piled up, and she said in an old voice.
"Little flying bird, are you here to take care of the old lady's business again this time?"
"Oh, don't even think about it. I'm here for another thing this time."
After hearing that this enemy was not looking for me to do business, Granny Cat's face turned red. Half of Shang's smile disappeared instantly, she put the pipe on the table and said slowly.
"Tell me, what are you doing with your mother-in-law?"
"I'm here to bring in the cat."
? ? ?
Maoyue Xiyan was holding two kittens in her arms. She tilted her head and looked at the teacher with a question mark on her face.
Did you hear it correctly?
Enter the cat? ?
How does the kitten get in? ?
Grandma Cat had no reaction to this. She reached out and picked up a notebook from the desk, opened a few pages very skillfully, and murmured.
"It's really rare. Didn't you expect that your village would let you take on a D-level mission again? It's been so many years, and I thought you would never be able to carry out a D-level mission again." "Yes, I also thought that I was related
to I missed the D-level mission, but who would have thought that since I have become a teacher recently, I will just lead them to do the D-level mission." "
How many do you plan to enter this time?"
"Let's start with 20 cats today. These two villages often lose cats. More."
20?
Grandma Cat read in the book for a while, and then whispered a few words to the kitten next to her.
Meow~
The cat nodded, glanced at the bird, turned around and ran outside.
After a while, under Maoyue Xiyan's shocked eyes, hundreds of kittens of different colors and sizes appeared in the aisle they came from just now.
Feiniao also put on cat ears at this time. After scanning the group of kittens, he spoke.
"You follow Granny Cat and you can only eat well, but not well.
Next, I have a way to eat well and eat well, which is to go to the houses of the villagers in Konoha Village who have lost their cats and eat and drink. ."
"You should know the meaning of a full meal, so I won't say anything more.
Here are a few that won't scratch people, and some that will act coquettishly and crookedly. It's best to like to be around people, and sleep with them under the covers when you have nothing to do. Yes.
As for the Ninja Cat, it's okay for you to eat there. Don't stay for two months and then run away. You need to be able to stay in someone's home for a long time." "Oh, that's right!" Feiniao suddenly slapped his forehead, and he carried a bag on the
ground
. A fat cat, he said with disdain.
"Forget about those who are too fat, they don't seem to be able to fight.
You have to make sure that when the original cats come back, you can drive those cats away, and finally show those cats a clear path and let them come to Grandma Cat. "
Teacher!"
After Mao Yue Xiyan was stunned for a while, she quickly tugged on Feiniao's clothes and said anxiously.
"We can't carry out the mission like this."
"What's the matter?"
Feiniao threw the fat cat aside, patted Xiyan's shoulder and comforted him.
"Who let those pet cats run away on their own? How old are they? They have to pay the price for their actions. How can there be
such a good thing in the world?
When you are tired of staying at home, you can go out for a few days, go out for a few days, and go wild for a few days. Do you expect to have a warm harbor when you return?
You will understand if you compare a cat to a human."
As he spoke, he took off the cat ears on his head and put them on Uoyuki Xiyan's head, and continued.
"This is like you and your husband going out to find other women to eat, drink and sleep with. When he gets tired of playing with her, he wants to come back to your house. Are you happy with that?
Since you can't win over those kittens, just switch to cats. Anyway, you can show those cats a clear path and they won't starve to death. "
Hearing this, Maoyue Xiyan's eyes fell on the cats around her.
She found that after putting on these cat ears, she could actually hear the languages of these cats clearly.
It turns out that they are really like people, they can think and understand. He can tell some jokes that only adults can tell.
He pointed at the black cat telling the joke. After Uoyuki Xiyan bit her lip, she looked at Asuka with a red face and directly sued the guy. The cat
here How can it be so unserious.
"Teacher!" "
Taking off the cat ears and returning them to Asuka, Maoyue Xiyan picked up a civet cat and said worriedly.
"Are the colors of these cats different from those lost cats?
Will it be discovered?
"Don't worry, the teacher knows a hair salon and their skills are very good. " "
Hair salon?
" Maoyue Xiyan lowered her head and looked at the group of kittens gathered around her feet, with a complicated look in her eyes.
She seemed to have vaguely guessed how her teacher's thousands of D-level missions came about. .
Although this is a bit cheating, it feels really good.
Yes, why can those cats who go out to run wild return to their original families through their efforts? ?
This is like an ordinary family, " The woman" was tired of staying at home, and planned to run away from home and go to the colorful world outside to eat and sleep under the covers.
Then they, a group of genin who received the mission, worked hard to find the "woman" and take her back. They were tough. They
thought they had done a good thing by spending time and effort, but they didn't expect that it was actually a bad thing. Since the
kitten wants to be free, let it be free.
Find a new kitten It's a new cat.
What a simple thing.
After brainwashing herself internally, Uoyue Xiyan looked at Asuka with a hint of reverence.
No wonder he can be a teacher while he is just a student.
The teacher's perspective of thinking is different from that of normal people.
This chapter has been revised. I came across an ugly photo of [Yuri Red] yesterday and I’m not interested in it for the time being
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