Chapter 11 Teacher, have we received the goods?
Today is a sunny day. Although it is February, the sun is still scorching. The person wants to take off a few clothes, like the person next to him. "Alas!" Maoyue Xiyan wiped the sweat from her
forehead
. Looking at the man in green who just ran over, he said to himself.
"When will I be able to be as energetic as Metkay every day?"
"Morning~"
Suddenly a voice that was not full of breath came from my ears. When I looked for the sound, I saw that guy Hinata Huahua's face was pale. Come towards yourself.
The white pupils and white cheeks make him look like a ghost.
Seeing the half-dead look of her teammate, Uoyue Xiyan shuddered secretly, then she raised her hand and said hello to him as needed.
"Good morning, Huahua!"
"Aren't you in good spirits?"
Seeing that Xiyan's face was equally pale, Hinata Huahua bared her teeth and said with a bitter smile.
"I hope there won't be any more accidents today."
"Yes, I have been lying in bed for two days. For the other students who graduated early, some teams have completed two tasks, and some have even completed three D level task."
"Three in two days??"
The familiar male voice interrupted the conversation of the two of them instantly. They turned their heads and looked behind them at the same time. When they saw that the person coming was their instructor, they began to pray in their hearts.
[I hope nothing will happen again today. We don’t want to learn anything, and we don’t want to lie at home all the time.]
Asuka naturally couldn’t tell what they were thinking, but seeing the lingering clouds on the faces of these two people, He put his hands on their shoulders and said proudly.
"Xiyan, Huahua, have you ever heard of the Konoha legend that you can do ten in a day?"
Hearing this, the pupils of the two people shrank suddenly. They looked at each other in shock, and at the same time, they thought of the recent rumors in the village.
According to rumors, because two major events happened in the village recently that could affect the situation of the ninja world, many villagers who worked outside have returned to the village, just to witness the fourth generation Hokage's elegance when he ascended the throne and got married.
Then, there is a middle-aged couple who may not have seen each other for a long time, so they secretly "perform tasks" at night while their children are sleeping. According to the gossip aunts in the village, ten a
day
? ? ? ?
The pale faces of the two people turned red instantly, and they lowered their heads and stared at the ground, as if there was some treasure on the ground.
Uchiha Asuka lowered his head and glanced at the ground. After seeing that there was no treasure, he took out his hands from his pockets and placed them on their foreheads, preparing to check whether they were sick again.
"Ah~"
"Ah~"
Two sharp screams instantly cut through the tranquility of the park. Looking at the students who all took two steps back, Asuka's hands froze in mid-air.
He smiled and took back his hands, then looked up at the sparrows flying in the sky, sighing inwardly.
[This student is so difficult to take with me. What the hell are you doing? You actually protect your chest with your hands and are even ready to escape. ]
"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm late!"
Iruka panted and ran from a distance, breaking the awkward atmosphere.
He put his hands on his knees, gasping for air, while bending over and apologizing to Asuka.
After a while, Iruka didn't even hear Asuka asking why he was late, and his heart suddenly pounded.
The teacher wouldn't intentionally punish himself, would he?
Thinking of this, he quickly raised his head and looked at where Asuka was standing, ready to take the initiative to tell the reason why he was late.
"old."
Looking at the flying bird squatting on the ground, drawing circles with dead branches, Iruka blinked blankly, then his eyes fell on his two teammates, and he said in surprise.
"Teacher, what's wrong? Why do you look so constipated?"
"Hmph!"
Hinata Huahua snorted. She pulled Iruka to her side, pointed at the flying bird squatting on the ground and drew circles, and said with a look of disgust. .
"Iruka just came here, you don't know what's going on here.
Just now, he was so proud that he wanted to tell "that kind of" gossip to Xi Yan and me.
Is this something a teacher can tell?"
? ? ?
Iruka looked at Asuka in confusion, then turned to look at his companion, wondering.
"What kind of gossip?"
After hearing this, Hinata Huahua suddenly became a little angry. She gritted her teeth and looked at Asuka, her cheeks turned into buns because of her anger, and muttered.
"That's it, the one who said ten times a day in Konoha legend. Doing ten in one day, isn't it something to be proud of? Even if it is something to be proud of, it cannot be done in front of two girls. Tell me."
After saying that, she kicked the stone on the ground. Don't they say that the Uchiha family is very cold? Where did this lustful Uchiha come from?
Ten a day? ? ?
Iruka held his chin with one hand, a thoughtful expression on his face, and said slowly.
"Isn't ten a day something to be proud of??
While I was lying at home, I investigated our instructor.
The tasks he performed were said to be 17 times S-level, 169 times A-level, and 287 times B-level. times, 334 C-level missions, and a terrifying 3078 D-level missions.
That 10 D-level missions a day was a record set by the teacher when he was seven years old." "
How much?"
After hearing the number 3078, Hinata Flowey's voice instantly increased a few degrees. She looked at Iruka in disbelief and said in a sharp voice.
"Iruka, how much do you say??"
Iruka sniffed, turned to face Asuka, and said in an adoring tone.
"3078, Konoha's D-level mission maniac. Later, the village added a strange rule for this. Except for the leading jounin, other jounin cannot receive D-level intelligence in any way, and will be punished every time. Later, we
guided The teacher faced the risk of losing money, so he went to pay the fine in his own body, and then disguised himself as a clone to accept the task. However, this incident did not last long. It is said that it was because a certain "
messenger of justice" reported that the teacher was disrupting the task market, so he accepted the task even at a loss. Then the Third Hokage arranged for several members of the Hyuga clan to block the teacher at the mission, and then he gave up." "So." Hinata Flowey murmured,
looking
at Asuka who looked a little depressed.
"Is this what he said ten times a day?"
"What else?" Iruka glanced at his companions strangely. Sometimes he really couldn't understand what was in these guys' heads. When he was in school, he listened to his female classmates The gossip in the room is just some bad words.
"Teacher, I'm sorry!"
Hinata Huahua took Uoyuki Xiyan and came behind Asuka. They looked at the circles on the ground and said with some shame.
"We misunderstood the teacher's meaning."
Bang! Snapped!
Asuka dropped the branch, he stood up and clapped his hands, seeing the two of them staring at the ground with apologetic expressions, saying indifferently.
"I'm not such a narrow-minded person. If you fail to perform your mission in the future because of your menstrual period, the teacher can temporarily perform surgery to help you transform your body structure. When you get married and no longer want children, you can also ask the teacher to help you
. A sterilization operation or something.
Even, you."
Before he finished speaking, Feiniao curled his lips as he looked at the two shivering people. He rubbed their hair vigorously and smiled.
"I really couldn't help but tease you."
"Then I'm sorry about that teacher."
"I really teased you. Let's go!"
After saying that, Feiniao pulled the three of them straight to the place where they received the task.
He first learned to become a medical ninja. In addition to mixing Yin and Yang, his other purpose was to follow Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Fugaku.
Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Fugaku were two devils. If they hadn't found a suitable opportunity to strike, Uchiha Itachi would never have been able to give birth.
It's a pity. I don't know if Uchiha Mikoto will let me help her get a sterilization or Uchiha Fugaku's circumcision.
After the four people arrived at the mission, the smile on Asuka's face instantly disappeared. He looked at The Hyuga tribesman sitting on the chair raised his eyebrows.
"Here I go again."
Huh? ?
Listening to this somewhat familiar voice, the Hyuga tribesman raised his head and looked at Asuka's appearance and the Uchiha clan pattern on his body. After blinking, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in his mind.
"Uchiha Asuka?"
"Yeah! Yeah!"
Seeing the other party nodding towards him, the Hyuga tribe member sniffed and frowned.
"You know, there are only missions C and D here. S/A/B need to go to Hokage-sama."
"Well~"
Asuka put his arms around his three students. He half-bent and rested his chin on Uazuki Xiyan. On top of his head, smelling the unknown fragrance, he grinned.
"I'm a teacher now, please take out the task list and let me choose."
? ? ?
Only then did he realize that Uchiha Asuka didn't come alone, he had three children with him.
"How embarrassing!"
Seeing the doubtful looks in the eyes of her family members, Hinata Huahua nodded with an embarrassed smile on her face.
My teacher doesn't seem very likable.
"Bring it here!"
"Huh?"
Asuka snatched the task list from the hand of the Hyuga tribesman, and picked his nose while looking at the tasks on it.
Investigating the whereabouts of pets, conducting character investigations, picking up trash, finding pets, helping to dig sweet potatoes, and taking care of children
are all the same.
After looking at it for a while, he reached out and pointed out a few tasks on it and said casually.
"There are five missions to investigate the whereabouts of pet cats, five missions to find pets, and none to find dogs. I have hated dogs in the past two years. In addition, there are three
missions to pick up garbage. Forget about taking care of children, I hate everywhere. You kid.
Give me this character investigation too."
"Teacher!"
Just as Asuka was about to continue choosing tasks, he felt someone poking his thigh. When he looked down, he saw Uzuki Xiyan with her head raised. Looking at himself anxiously.
"Just say what you want to say, don't look like you're hesitating to speak."
"Teacher, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
Don't take any more, it's too much.
We're not here to buy goods. There's no need to buy so many at once. ."
Asuka blinked, his eyes fell on the Hyuga tribesmen at the mission, and he said in a confused tone.
"Is that much?"
"Ha!"
The Hyuga tribesman looked at Asuka's innocent expression and sneered. He bent down and took out the mission scroll from the ground, placed it heavily on the table, and gritted his teeth.
"Uchiha Asuka, every time you come here to take on a mission, you make me feel like a store owner."
"Thank you!"
Putting all the mission scrolls to the three little birds, Asuka smiled and waved to each other and the ninjas around him, and then left here.
"Gulu!"
A ninja next to him looked at the four guys leaving with a pile of mission scrolls, swallowed subconsciously, and said in confusion.
"Why can they take more than 10 missions at once??"
"That guy is Uchiha Asuka." "
What's wrong with him?"
"Back then, there were only three rules in the mission office, but since that guy became a ninja, the missions The number of rules here has been increased to eleven.
Eight of them are because of that guy."
(End of Chapter)