Chapter 13 The Excellent Teacher and His Idiot Student
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In the dim cave, Danzo untied the bandage on his forehead, and slowly opened his closed right eye.
Looking at the red eyeball in his right eye socket in the mirror, and the three black magatama in the eyeball, Danzo was silent for a moment, then turned to look at the kneeling Ninja ninja below.
The vision in his right eye was declining faster than he expected. If he couldn't find a replacement before he was completely blind, he would really become blind.
It's a pity that during the war, although the jounin of the Uchiha clan suffered casualties, the final corpses did not fall into his hands.
Danzo narrowed his eyes and looked at the people below, his voice slightly hoarse.
"Report on the Uchiha clan's outing."
"Yes!"
With that said, a root ninja took a step forward, then half-knelt on the ground to report.
"Most of the jounin of the Uchiha clan have been operating in the village without any sign of leaving the village.
Three chunin left the village to perform B-level tasks, and seven genin left the village to perform C-level tasks.
Uchiha Asuka left the village this morning to perform D Super mission." After
Uchiha Asuka Danzo
muttered a few words in his heart, he looked down at the kneeling ninja below and asked.
"Where are the two losers who made trouble last time?"
"Recuperate at home."
"Bring someone who is proficient in interrogation to visit, and tell them that the matter of Uchiha Asuka will be put aside for the time being. After the injuries are recovered, Let them come here."
"Yes!"
After the ninja disappeared from the place, Danzo reached his hand behind his head and continued to apply a bandage.
Jōnin are also divided into different levels. Under the same circumstances, the Jōnin of the Uchiha clan will have a huge advantage over the other Ninja clan.
Defeating an Uchiha jounin is not difficult, as long as there are many people.
But if you want to kill a jounin of the Uchiha clan, the difficulty increases to a higher level.
It is especially difficult to round up and kill a guy who has his own medical ninja. Danzo
shook his head and his eyes fell on the Uchiha clan.
Last time, he just wanted to test the strength of that guy. Unexpectedly, nothing came out of the test, and he also spent a lot of medical expenses in vain.
It was simply worse than inviting Hiruzen to dinner.
Ah sneeze!
Asuka wrinkled his nose, glanced at the kittens hanging on Uoyue Xiyan's body, looked up at the dense forest ahead, and muttered to himself.
"I always feel like someone is scolding me.
I will visit the "root" ninja's house tonight and discuss the enemy with him. Tomorrow
I will explain the will of fire to the children in the tribe.
I will also take them with me the day after tomorrow. Doing tasks.
I have to go to an impromptu clan meeting the day after tomorrow.
I'm so busy."
Uoyue Xiyan listened to the teacher's muttering. She took off the kitten lying on her head and looked up at her teacher, wondering.
"Teacher, what are you mumbling about?"
"It's nothing, it's just that I just seemed to have found the reason why I don't have a girlfriend." "
What reason?"
"The schedule is too full, the holidays are too few, there is no time for love, let alone A suitable target."
"Don't you have someone you like, teacher?"
Hearing this, Feiniao's footsteps stagnated. After staring down at Xiyan for a while, he looked at the guy's evasive eyes and said speechlessly.
"The person I like doesn't exist in this world."
"Ah?"
Maoyue Xiyan blinked and asked in surprise.
"Why?"
"Oh."
Asuka sighed, then counted on his fingers.
"I like Tsunade's figure, Uzumaki Kushina's hair, Uchiha Mikoto's gentleness, Inuzuka Claw's wildness, and Yuhi's red eyes. In fact, white eyes are okay too. Coupled with the Nara family's IQ
, The appetite of the Akimichi family, the tricks of the Yamanaka family."
"Wait!"
Uoyuki Xiyan interrupted her teacher's ramblings. She stared at Asuka with strange eyes, slowly took a small step back, and said in a somewhat uncertain tone.
"Teacher, why do you only like a part of each person? Is this an idea that only a pervert would have?" "
You don't understand. It's just because I haven't found such a perfect woman that the teacher is single until now.
You know Kakashi Is that so?"
Asuka said, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Konoha. He had accidentally revealed a lot of things just now, so he had to divert the trouble away.
"Do you know why Kakashi doesn't have a girlfriend yet?"
"Why?"
Uzuki Xiyan's curiosity was successfully aroused, and she was still very interested in the gossip about the geniuses in the village.
That was Kakashi who became a Jonin at the age of 12.
Although half of his face is covered with a mask, it can't block his handsome face. His white head makes people want to go crazy, and the opponent's high strength makes people feel safe.
Asuka took out a tissue and bent down to wipe the drool from Uoyuki Xiyan, and said with a mysterious face.
"A few days ago, I saw Kakashi tugging on Metkai's pants and said that Kai is such a powerful man, but I didn't expect it to be like an "acorn". You didn't see
that Kakashi guy at the time. After seeing the acorn, his face was full of regret.
I now have reason to suspect that Kakashi wants to talk to Metkai"
"Shut up! "
Uzuki Xiyan stretched out her hand and pulled her hair hard, and her eyes instantly became a little crazy.
She just fantasized about rua Kakashi-senpai's hair twice, why did she mention such a thing.
She looked at the flying bird a little crazy, biting Zhiya said.
"You destroyed Kakashi-senpai in my mind. "
What's this! " "
Feiniao stood up, stretched out his hand to pick his nose, and said casually.
"The third generation old man you admire in your heart secretly watches the widow take a bath every day.
That Jiraiya was not a good person. He often stood on the wall on a toad and peeked at the bathhouse.
Oh, some time ago, when Jiraiya returned to the village, he announced in a high-profile manner that the material in his mind, accumulated over many years, was almost overflowing.
In a while, the intimacy series will be released.
When the time comes, the teacher will grab a copy for you and send it secretly to your home. "
Bang!
" Before he finished speaking, Feiniao felt an evil wind blowing towards him. He looked at Xi Yan, who had an evil look on his face, and then looked at Seeing the kitten flying in the sky, he quickly warned.
"Don't throw the cat away. It will lose too much fur and it will be difficult to hand in the task."
"No matter what, I feel a little empty inside."
"This is a sign of your lack of love and fire will. Just wait until I can replenish it for you. " " "don't want! "
After saying that, she grabbed the cat lying on her head and continued to throw it towards the flying bird.
If Xiyan knew the word "Tao Xin", she would know that her Tao Xin collapsed after the teacher's teachings. Meow
. ~Meow~
When Iruka saw Uchiha Asuka again, he looked at the cat hair on his teacher's body and the unhaired kittens following his teacher.
After standing there for a while, he pointed at one of the bald kittens and said hesitantly.
"Teacher, are you so violent when you catch a cat?"
"Harmful!"
Asuka shook his head dejectedly. He secretly glanced at Uzuki Xiyan's red face, stretched out his hand towards Iruka, and said.
"How is the information collection going?"
"It's all here!"
Taking the notebook handed by the other party, Asuka glanced at the information recorded on it, and then said to Hinata Huahua.
"Huahua, now is the time to test your perception.
Now you treat our action as a confidential operation. If anyone around us takes a second look at us or follows us quietly, you should pay attention to it and tell me secretly." "Okay.
" !"
After Hinata Huahua responded calmly, she opened her white eyes and observed her surroundings vigilantly.
Although I don’t know what my teacher’s purpose is for doing this, what the teacher said is definitely not wrong.
Moreover, the teacher caught the cats very quickly. In just half a day, he caught more than 20 cats.
He is indeed a D-level mission maniac.
"."
When the four of them brought the kitten to a small dyeing workshop, Hinata Huahua began to doubt her own judgment.
After hearing that her teacher took the information they had collected so hard and told her boss to dye the cats into something else, Hinata Flowey glanced sideways at Asuka, then reached out and tugged on his sleeves, saying expressionlessly .
"Teacher, you are cheating."
? ? ?
Asuka looked at Hinata Huahua with a question mark on his face, then he shook the kitten in his hand and said.
"Iruka, the teacher is giving you an analogy.
If you get married in the future and your wife suddenly disappears one day, you will be anxious to death and issue a mission to find your wife, but in the end you find that your wife is just tired of staying at home and went to play in the colorful world outside for a few days. At this
time , someone will put a new wife in front of you. The new wife will be coquettish and clingy. The key is not to run around, but to be considerate. If you have a stutter, she will treat you as God. If you don't abandon her, she will not abandon you at all.
I don’t think you have any money, let alone your family. I can give you a can to eat for three days.
I'll give you this kind of wife. Do you want it? ?
You touch your conscience and say, do you want it? ? "
Hearing this, Iruka blinked and began to think seriously in his mind.
If the teacher said so, he seemed to
see a look of struggle in Iruka's eyes. Hinata Huahua clenched his fists directly and said His head was hammered down.
Boom!
Looking at Iruka squatting on the ground with her head in her arms, she crossed her arms and stared at Asuka with a sneer on her face, and continued.
"Teacher, you are sophistry!
Cats are different from people."
"Really? "
Asuka took out cat ears from his arms and put them on Hinata's head. Then he picked a "green tea" cat from the kittens and whispered against its ear. "Convince her, and I'll give you ten bottles of canned food
. . "
Ten bottles?
After receiving Asuka's affirmation, the cat's eyes instantly brightened. It hooked its paws at Hinata, led her to a deserted corner, and began to tell her about her parents who were bedridden.
If it can't impress a kid who just graduated from the ninja school with its miserable cat life, it might as well just become a stray.
"Why is my cat so fat?
"Oh, when I captured it, I fed it a few kilograms of canned food, and that's how it turned out. "
"Where did the hair on my little black head go? " "
"Your little black was fighting with wild cats outside and fought off the attacks of several wild cats very bravely." "Why did
little white suddenly become so clingy?"
"It wandered outside for a few days and understood the hardships of the outside world. , I understand the warmth of family, which is a good thing."
"Hmph!"
Hinata Huahua snorted coldly. She kept observing the expressions on the faces of the people around her with her white eyes, while looking at her teacher with disdain.
You can really tell.
The cat is obviously not the same cat anymore, but he can actually say this.
This group of kitten owners is so real that they can’t even recognize their own cats.
"Teacher Asuka!"
Iruka held the cat in his arms and ran a few steps to catch up with Asuka. He raised the cat in his hand and asked doubtfully.
"Can we really learn knowledge like this?"
Hmm!
Asuka nodded affirmatively. He turned around and looked at the three students. The playful expression on his face instantly disappeared and he said seriously.
"The D-level cat catching mission tests your observation ability, intelligence collection ability, hands-on ability, and teamwork ability.
You and Hinata Huahua did a good job in intelligence collection.
And..."
At this time, Uoyuki Xiyan suddenly He raised his head and looked at Asuka, grabbed the topic and continued.
"In order to prevent others from discovering that we are cheating, we must always be vigilant about our surroundings. Everyone must be alert and observe the expressions on the faces of the surrounding villagers at all times to prevent them from noticing anything strange about us and reporting us to the Hokage-sama. .
This is the same as going out to perform a task in the village. If you are not careful, you can easily cause disaster. The
teacher just made our task more difficult. Originally, the cat catching task only required observing the cat, but we need to observe the pedestrians passing by. "
“What about hands-on skills and teamwork skills?”
Listening to Iruka's idiotic speech, Asuka rubbed his head and said he had a headache.
"D-level tasks, what kind of hands-on skills do you want? Next time the teacher takes you to pick up garbage, that requires hands-on skills.
As for teamwork
, the four of us were sneaking around just now, isn't this teamwork?
Look at our cooperation What a tacit understanding.
Hinata Hana stood guarding in the distance, Iruka, you and Uzuki Yugao stood on the street, always paying attention to the strange looks in the eyes of the people around you.
The teacher returned the cat to him personally.
It was a perfect cooperation. I had done this alone before. When I get there, I have to get a shadow clone, which is really troublesome."
After saying that, Feiniao looked at the dark expressions of the three students, and the word "helpless" suddenly appeared on his face.
Other teachers can only do D-level tasks in a strict manner, but I will help you make flowers.
Search all over Konoha to find a teacher as good as me.
Sure enough, taking care of students is a troublesome thing.
Not right either.
It is troublesome to teach students who cannot adapt.
Is this a good teacher and his idiot students?
hiss!
Asuka took a breath of cold air. Just when he was distracted, he suddenly had a feeling.
It seemed that someone was watching him and looking at him with malice.
After searching around secretly, Asuka's eyes suddenly fell on Hinata Huahua, confused. road.
"Did you secretly look at me with your eyes just now?"
Ugh!
Hinata Huahua's face turned red instantly. She shook her head quickly and kept saying no.
She did see it, but she really didn't see it just now.
(End of chapter)