193. Chapter 191 Xu Ye’s upper and lower eyelid collision theorem


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  Chapter 191 Xu Ye’s Upper and Lower Eyelid Collision Theorem
  Xu Ye had prepared this version of the Lonely Warrior a long time ago.

  It’s just that the official version of Lone Warrior has no chance to be released, and this version of Lone Warrior cannot be released either.

  It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, so it was logically too late.

  Xu Ye estimated that his elderly fans should have fallen asleep, and the ones who are still active now should be young people.

  And because of the holiday, there must be a lot of night owls.

  So Xu Ye plans not to directly release this version of the song video.

  This time, do it differently.

  He immediately compiled some food photos in the album, made a video, and then posted it on Douishou.

  Tonight, there are still many people who haven't slept yet.

  For example, a top-notch Wei Qingfeng who just finished eating roast chicken.

  His life assistant is lying on the bed. In fact, this life assistant is not tired at all now. After all, it only lasts for two or three minutes. But every time after it is over, she has to pretend to be tired.

  This is the basic respect given to Party A.

  Wei Qingfeng didn't feel at all that the other party was playing him. After all, he couldn't tell with his acting skills.

  The top star is currently sitting on the edge of the bed, playing on his phone and smoking.

  The sexy life assistant slowly took off her sexy underwear and put on a nightgown.

  She really hates wearing sexy underwear. These kind of clothes seem to have less fabric, but some clothes are more troublesome to wear.

  As a result, the time it takes to use it is not as long as the time it takes to put on clothes.

  After changing her clothes, she leaned on the bed and played with her mobile phone.

  At this time, a prompt popped up on her phone.

  "Xu Ye, whom you often watch, has released a new video."

  The life assistant subconsciously held the phone to her chest and glanced at Wei Qingfeng guiltily.

  Seeing that Wei Qingfeng was still smoking alone, she picked up her phone and clicked on this prompt.

  Then her phone automatically jumped into the shaking app.

  But when she opened it, she would glance at it from the corner of her eye from time to time to make sure Wei Qingfeng didn't notice her.

  Some celebrities are very taboo about people in their team being fans of other celebrities, especially when the celebrity himself is very popular.

  Based on her understanding of Wei Qingfeng, if she was found to be a fan of Xu Ye, she would definitely be let go.

  She couldn't bear to part with this job. There were not many jobs where she could make money so easily.

  "The National Day party has just ended, and Xu Ye actually posted a video. I don't know what he posted."

  The life assistant thought to himself, waiting for the video to load.

  This sense of betrayal stimulated her nerves, and the whole process made her feel very excited.

  In her opinion, Xu Ye's appearance was much better than Wei Qingfeng's.

  The reason why she became a fan of Xu Ye was actually because of the final makeup photos released for the movie "One-Armed Sword".

  Xu Ye's makeup photos full of male hormones made her unable to extricate herself.

  It's a pity that Xu Ye's studio does not recruit the position of "life assistant" at all.

  Soon, the shaking hands video was loaded.

  Copywriting is one sentence.

  "Everyone is still awake, right? I have something to announce..."

  A video of delicious food photos began to play, making the life assistant drool.

  Posting such photos at night is really too much.

  She was already a little hungry and had not been filled at all.

  When the video played to the end, a red background picture appeared.

  After seeing this picture, the life assistant couldn't help laughing.

  This picture of Xu Ye is really funny.

  He actually used the background of the kind of good news he usually releases, and even the font and color were the same as that kind of good news.

  Bright red, it looks very festive.

  The text above is very simple. The top is two big words "Notification", and the bottom is "Tonight at 23:30, I am shaking my hands live."

  This combination looks very abnormal.

  "I'm really sick!"

  The life assistant was just thinking in her mind when Wei Qingfeng's voice came over.

  "Why are you laughing?"

  The life assistant quickly put away the smile on his face and said in a clipped voice: "I just saw a funny video..."

  Wei Qingfeng didn't ask any more questions. He was checking the ranking of his favorite programs.

  Currently, the number one program is still his.

  The two traffic stars who performed with him also posted promotional Weibo posts. This show has three top fan groups supporting it. It is difficult not to win the first place.

  Their number of votes has exceeded the second place by thousands of votes, and the other party cannot catch up.

  "Xu Ye, you're not very good."

  At this time, a message from the manager popped up on the phone.

  "Xu Ye just sent a message that he will be live broadcasting on Shakeshou tonight!"

  Wei Qingfeng's heart suddenly skipped a beat when he saw the news.

  The last time Xu Ye held a live broadcast, it directly broke the sales record in the music industry and dominated several hot searches.

  This has led many companies in the entertainment industry to consider whether to use live broadcasts to increase the popularity of celebrities.

  Even some unknown singers and actors have begun to try to operate accounts on Douishou.

  However, these top celebrities will not consider live broadcasting on Douishou for the time being, but they may open an account on Douishou later to share some daily life.

  "What does he want to do?"

  Wei Qingfeng communicated with his agent.

  The manager also expressed that he was not sure. This time Xu Ye’s live broadcast did not communicate with the Douishou platform and started directly. Who knows what he wants to do.

  Finally, Wei Qingfeng decided that he wanted to watch Xu Ye's live broadcast.

  He downloaded a hand-shaking software and registered an account at random.

  When he goes to watch Xu Ye's live broadcast, he must not be discovered.

  Xu Ye's fans were also very excited after seeing this video of Xu Ye.

  Xu Ye now has more than 10 million fans on Doushou, and is undoubtedly the head account of Doushou.

  "The dean is finally going live! I'm ready to connect with the dean!" "I almost thought

  the last picture of yours was for the Chinese New Year!"

  "Dean, hurry up and go live, I'm ready!"

  Fans immediately responded Leave a message in the comments section of this video.

  Xu Ye has not broadcast live for a while, and everyone misses him very much.

  At half past eleven, the live broadcast started on time.

  Unlike the last live broadcast, the entire scene was very professionally arranged.

  This live broadcast was much simpler. Xu Ye just put a mobile phone in front of him and pointed it at him.

  He was sitting on a chair in the hotel, watching the barrage on another mobile phone.

  After the live broadcast started, Xu Ye remained motionless, just blinking.

  After he closes his eyes, he pauses for several seconds before opening them.

  Then after a few seconds he closed his eyes again.

  Just repeat this back and forth.

  "What's wrong with you, dean? If it weren't for your eyes moving, I thought my phone was stuck." "

  Dean, please connect quickly. I want to discuss your condition with you!" "   Xu

  Ye, sing!"

The patients are really a bit unseemly, but fortunately the fans are quite serious.

  Wei Qingfeng was also lying on the bed watching Xu Ye's live broadcast.

  When he started watching the live broadcast, the life assistant took the initiative to lean on his shoulder and look at Xu Ye.

  It's just that Wei Qingfeng didn't know that he actually wanted to see Xu Ye.

  "It's boring, what's the point of blinking back and forth." Wei Qingfeng complained.

  At this time, Xu Ye finally spoke.

  "Good evening everyone, I just discovered a big secret!"

  Xu Ye looked excited.

  In the live broadcast room, everyone immediately started posting comments and asked Xu Ye what his secret was.

  Wei Qingfeng was also a little confused. You just blinked your eyes back and forth. What secret could you discover?

  Xu Ye paused for a few seconds and said excitedly: "I discovered that as long as we close our eyes, it means that the upper and lower eyelids touch together!

  I tried it several times just now, and every time I close my eyes, the upper and lower eyelids touch together. ! There is no exception! You haven't noticed it before, right? I call it "Xu Ye's Upper and Lower Eyelid Collision Theorem"!" After the

  words fell, Wei Qingfeng fell silent.

  The life assistant in his arms burst into laughter. She felt that Xu Ye was more attractive.

  It was only after she finished laughing that she remembered that she was still in Wei Qingfeng's arms.

  She added: "You see, Xu Ye is really mentally ill."

  After saying that, she still thought to herself: "It's so fun."

  In the live broadcast room, after Xu Ye finished speaking, even the barrage There was a brief pause.

  Then, an overwhelming barrage came out.

  "So, I found that every time I eat, I need to put the food into my mouth first, without any exception. I call it the "Eating into the Mouth Theorem"!" "The dean is right!

  Except In addition to your theorem, there are also "Theorem of "You Can't Breathe When You Cover Your Mouth and Nose" and "Theorem of "Open Your Eyes to See"!"

  "Isn't this normal? Can this also be called a theorem?"

  Some newcomers obviously haven't adapted to Xu Ye's style.

  However, after one person posted "Ah, yes, yes, yes," the comments became all "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

  Human beings are essentially repeaters.

  Xu Ye gave everyone a critical hit at the beginning.

  The atmosphere in the entire live broadcast room became lively, and the real-time number of people displayed was already more than 200,000.

  You know, it has only just started broadcasting now, and the number of people is already huge, and it is still rising rapidly.

  Xu Ye came close to the camera and whispered: "I have another secret, you must not tell others."

  After saying this, Xu Ye cleared his throat and said seriously: "Welcome to my In the live broadcast room, I am the singer Xu Ye. Just a few hours ago, I sang a song called "The Lonely Warrior" on the stage of the National Day Gala." "

  Attention, it is the National Day Gala. Have you all watched it?"

  Xu Ye looks a bit like The kind of guy who would go to Versailles in front of his friends.

  I went to the National Day party, okay.

  But now the audience doesn’t care what you sing.

  "No, can you tell me the secret?"

  "Unlock it! Tell me halfway!" "

  The dean has already said it is a secret. Of course he won't tell you. Don't you understand? "

  Damn! I'm sick!"

  It's very uncomfortable to say this in half, and those who have experienced it will understand.

  After Xu Ye chatted with everyone for a while, he got to the point.

  "I'm here to canvass for votes this time. I hope everyone can go to the National Day party's favorite program and vote for both Lonely Warrior and Congratulations. To show my sincerity, I will sing a song for you, Lonely Warrior. I promise you will listen to it. A version that I’ve seen but haven’t heard yet.”

  (End of chapter)
 

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