Chapter 391: This man is a bit awesome.
"It's cool, games should be played with a smile! Let's go ahead and create all the AI here!" The
evil sect pulled Liu Zi, and the two of them divided the labor and cooperated, creating the past all the way.
No matter what kind of champion you are, no matter how strong you are, in front of my dump truck Iai, you are still an indistinguishable person!
Liuzi, who played with the heretics, later discovered that this might be the correct way to open the game.
In front of the dump truck, all living beings are equal.
There were so many creations that Liuzi even lamented why there were no dump trucks in other games.
Although it is brainless to directly create the past, it is really happy.
In the beginning, this evil way of playing was just a little secret between Liu Zi and the evil outsiders.
However, when they shared this routine with the moral mutual aid group, these wealthy but immoral guys immediately fell in love with this new gameplay and began to create NPCs in the game together.
After all, each of them has had bad breath from the NPC in the game, and now they finally have the opportunity to take revenge, so they must not let it go.
After that, this gameplay gradually spread, and every player who entered the game was popularized this method, and then began to torture NPCs in different ways.
After you get tired of playing with dump trucks, you can still use sports cars; if you get tired of playing with sports cars, you can also use heavy trucks and RVs; the gameplay of the game changes almost instantly, and it is even jokingly called "One Hundred Ways to Die for NPCs."
In the end, Gonggong could no longer bear it.
She found Fang Cheng, who was staring at Hongchenhuo in deep contemplation, then she cried bitterly and hugged Fang Cheng's thigh and said, "Boss, save me. Those players are crazy and take turns to have inappropriate relations with me every day. Although I have gone through many experiences, Fight, but millions of times a day, who can bear this!"
Fang Cheng, who was looking at the red dust, rubbed his forehead, looked at Gonggong and said, "You deserve it."
"Boss, you can't blame me! You understand. My, I've been bullied by these players before, I just want to find a chance to get back. I'm just an unscrupulous factory manager, what's wrong with me!" "
In front of immortals, don't play your tricks. It's a double standard. Just when you were confusing right and wrong in front of me, your luck has become bad again."
Gonggong shut up immediately, but his sad little eyes were still looking at Fang Cheng.
Rubbing Fang Cheng's clothes, Gonggong said like a kitten: "Then boss, can I quit?" "
No, this is the cause and effect you owe me." "
Then I can watch the mecha kill those players Is it sudden?"
"No, this is something that was arranged before, and you must complete it."
"Then you should kill me."
Looking at Gonggong who was ready to destroy him, Fang Cheng thought for a while and felt that this There is still room for redemption.
After analyzing the current situation, Fang Cheng found that the difficulty of the game was too high and Gonggong's mouth was too bad, which caused the players to start to rebound.
If Gonggong's attitude becomes better and the difficulty becomes lower, then players may return to the competitive route they arranged before.
Therefore, he took back the corner of his clothes from Gonggong's hand, and then said to Gonggong: "There is still room for redemption."
Gonggong jumped up from the ground, looked at Fang Cheng and asked expectantly : "What's the solution?"
"Be nice to the players, then they probably won't choose to kill you. After all, players can easily empathize with the NPCs in the game. If you show your friendly side to them, then they probably won't either. It will be like this."
Gonggong also thought for a while and felt that this method was feasible.
Isn't it just to please the players, let them have fun, have fun, and make them feel like they are always in a close match?
For a professional fraudster like me, this job shouldn't be too easy.
After thanking her, she immediately returned to the game, ready to start with the next player.
Not long after, the first customer arrived.
Looking at the other party, the corners of Gonggong's mouth twitched.
No one can come, why is Qian Xiaohao the one who comes?
In the racing game "Career Simulation", Qian Xiaohao was sitting in his sports car and said to the maid beside him: "They say this game is difficult to play normally, but I want to try it. Don't leave for a while, and be sure to look at me Show off your power."
The maid who was Qian Xiaohao's companion nodded indifferently and said to Qian Xiaohao: "Yeah, I understand. But remember, I am working overtime and I will be paid later." "Don't
worry, overtime pay is required. It's indispensable for you. Is the recording function turned on?" "
Yes, and I specially used the high-definition mode to ensure that I won't miss every embarrassing moment of yours. By the way, I opened an account on station B. What do you think of me? How about the name of the video is 'Level 0 Human Embarrassing Moment'?"
Qian Xiaohao squinted his eyes and looked at the maid: "Why do I feel that you are yin and yang me?"
"Be confident, I am yin and yang you."
"You..."
"Okay, your opponent is here."
Looking at Gonggong approaching, the maid held the hem of her skirt and saluted gently, and then said to Gonggong: "We meet again, Miss Gonggong."
Qian Xiaohao looked at it with disdain. Maid: "It's just an AI. You don't need to be polite like this."
"Just in case. I think AI will definitely dominate humans, so there is nothing wrong with being polite now."
Looking at such a polite maid, Gong Gongda Make up your mind, if one day you really conquer the world, then the maid must at least be the head of state of Australia.
But with the boss here, this idea may just be an idea.
After adjusting his emotions, Gonggong decided to put aside his grudges with Qian Xiaohao temporarily and let the other party have fun.
Getting on another sports car, Gonggong looked at the traffic lights in front of him, preparing to give the opponent fifteen seconds when the race started.
However, the development of the situation was more exaggerated than she imagined.
When the countdown was over and the signal light changed, Qian Xiaohao rushed out and then hit the opposite auditorium in front of Gonggong and the maid, turning into a ball of fire in front of everyone.
"No! How did he crash the car on flat ground!" Gonggong shouted in disbelief.
However, the maid didn't show any surprise at all. She just nodded and said, "As expected of you, Master. I have never disappointed anyone before."
A few seconds later, Qian Xiaohao, who was resurrected, came back and said while holding his chin. : "This game is really a bit difficult."
Gonggong stared at Qian Xiaohao: "This is not a problem of difficulty, is it? Your brain is too developed, so there is no room for the cerebellum to grow?"
Qian Xiaohao looked at Gonggong, okay After a while, I suddenly realized: "Are you praising me for being smart?"
The maid on the side sighed, patted Gonggong's shoulder and said, "Give up, my young master's brain is very smooth, and you will hurt him a little bit." He might not understand the roundabout way of saying it.”
"You are actually serving such a person? Did he see you when you killed someone?"
The maid sighed again, looked up to the sky and said, "There is no way, he gave too much." Qian Xiaohao, who did not believe in evil, once again chose a man. A sports car and then got in it.
This time, he successfully drove a straight line, then inexplicably drove in the wrong direction when turning, and then hit the wall next to him at the corner, and started over smoothly.
Qian Xiaohao returned to his original position for the third time with a solemn expression. He looked at Gonggong and said, "You are really a difficult guy to deal with." "
I haven't moved!"
"No need to be modest. If you can defeat me, you It's a good AI. From now on, you will be my old enemy."
Seeing Qian Xiaohao who was already moved by himself, Gonggong looked up to the sky and sighed, lamenting how he had fought this guy back and forth in the first place.
If the opponent's performance had always been so stable, I would have eaten him up long ago in "God of Cookery".
But looking at the maid on the side, Gonggong felt that she was probably related to her at that time.
When he restarted the game, Gonggong remained motionless. Then he saw how people who couldn't drive tried to commit suicide.
It's trivial to kill yourself while driving. It's common for you to slam on the brakes and make your car fly while driving. It's a pity that the people in the audience are all avatars, otherwise Qian Xiaohao will never be able to repay the merits he deducted in this life.
It wouldn't matter if his skills were bad, but he felt very good about himself. After dying once, he came back to analyze his gains and losses in a serious way, and finally came to a conclusion: "It's not that we are incompetent, but that the other side is too powerful. "
In this regard, Gonggong just wanted to say: "My fucking handbrake is not loose!"
Finally, Gonggong, who was exhausted by Qian Xiaohao, called a Volkswagen coach over and asked Qian Xiaohao to get on the bus. And said to Qian Xiaohao: "When did you take the driver's license test?"
"Didn't take the test."
"Didn't take the test or didn't pass the test?"
Qian Xiaohao hesitated for a while, and then said in a low voice: "I didn't pass the test. The examiner refused. Collect the money."
"Just confiscate it. You can't accept this unconscionable money. First of all, let's start with the structure here. This is the brake, this is the parking brake, this is the clutch, and this is the accelerator. Okay, let's Let's start from the start. Twist the key until it starts slightly, then quickly turn it all the way, and then slowly release the clutch, that's it! Don't go too fast!"
Qian Xiaohao looked at Gonggong in confusion, and then just followed Gonggong. I started to learn manual transmission.
After that, Gonggong changed the track and turned it into a driving practice venue, and then asked Qian Xiaohao to learn little by little how to turn at right angles, how to pass S-shaped curves, how to park sideways and reverse into the garage.
Anyway, it doesn't matter if the car crashes here, Gonggong won't feel tired, and he can also record all aspects and let Qian Xiaohao know where he went wrong, allowing Qian Xiaohao to discover that learning to drive is actually quite simple.
Although he is still quite stupid.
However, the simulation level of this game is at 50%, and some useless data is discarded, which makes Qian Xiaohao find it easier to concentrate when studying.
After all, people are always disturbed by a large amount of unconscious content, and this part of the emotion is just removed, allowing Qian Xiaohao to find that his learning efficiency is unprecedentedly high.
Although he is still quite stupid.
Moreover, the teacher from Gonggong is very competent. She can help analyze specific problems in various situations, which makes Qian Xiaohao's learning speed very fast.
One afternoon later, Qian Xiaohao finally successfully reversed the truck into the warehouse.
Qian Xiaohao burst into tears after seeing his car enter the garage steadily and the distance between the left and right sides was the same.
I am indeed a genius!
I can actually do such a difficult thing!
Seeing Qian Xiaohao's success, Gonggong was moved to tears.
I am indeed a genius!
I actually taught such a stupid person!
The maid, on the other hand, looked at the material she had recorded and felt that this visit was well worth it.
I wanted to record my young master’s embarrassment and go back and enjoy it slowly. If there is a chance in the future, I can play it at the wedding venue to liven up the atmosphere and make everyone happy.
But after watching it again, she felt that Qian Xiaohao in the video was actually a bit handsome, and his indomitable spirit was indeed quite cute.
After thinking about it, she said to Qian Xiaohao: "Master, can I put this video on Station B?"
"Of course!" Qian Xiaohao said proudly, "The video that records my heroic appearance must be seen by more people. I want others to know that I, Qian Xiaohao, am not just about money." "
Sometimes, I really envy your confidence. Okay, I'll edit it and then upload it."
After editing the useless content, the maid I uploaded this video to Station B, and it was voted a must-see daily by people on the same day.
Maid has not been registered on Station B for a long time and has only three digits of fans.
However, since ancient times, newcomers have done hard work, and this theorem is no exception for the maid.
The title of the video is "Young Master Learns to Drive". Although the editing technique of the video is a bit unfamiliar, the content inside is really explosive.
Because I was learning to drive in "Career Simulator", this video had a lot of traffic from the beginning, and the content inside made people exclaim that they had found a treasure.
The thirty-minute content is explosive from the beginning. The scenes of Qian Xiaohao clumsily learning to drive are full of laughter, making people laugh after watching it.
[Why couldn’t he distinguish between the brake and the accelerator after spending half an hour? ]
[I think this person should not be called Qian Xiaohao, but "Panasonic Clutch" would be better. ]
[Wow, this is the first time I saw someone fasten the seat belt buckle on the passenger seat. ]
[This time it was even more exaggerated. Why could he sit directly in the passenger seat and ask, "Is there something wrong with this car? Where's the steering wheel?" ]
[I suggest you check it out in a mental hospital. It doesn't look like an act. ]
[Maybe some people are not born to drive. 】
If Qian Xiaohao continued to contribute jokes to the audience in the first fifteen minutes, then the style in the last fifteen minutes would be completely different.
Although he was being taught by Gonggong all the time, Qian Xiaohao didn't show any signs of impatience.
He just kept learning the skills of driving and did whatever Gonggong told him to do.
If the essentials of an action are wrong, he will do it hundreds of times until he finally masters it.
Seeing Qian Xiaohao's movements becoming more and more skillful, those who knew how to drive and those who were learning to drive fell silent.
Especially after seeing Qian Xiaohao unskillfully reverse the car into the garage, their feelings became very complicated.
This Qian Xiaohao is a bit powerful.
I took the time to pull out a tooth today, and now my mind is still confused. I will try to get the second update out.
(End of chapter)