Chapter 110 108. The magic items you made are so weird! ! ! (3k6)
Under Starfire's increasingly confused gaze, Russell took off the iron-black ring on his index finger and explained unhurriedly:
"So this is a ring.
" In Chinese, 'accommodate' and 'cry' The words represented by 'are homophones, thus causing distortion. "
Xinghuo nodded thoughtfully. Although she, as the creator, does not understand Chinese, the original design of this ring has obvious characteristics of oriental craftsmanship. It is normal for the Na Ring to mutate based on the oriental characters and sounds. Russell
added He picked up a silver robe on the table, shook it, and the silk robe was lubricated like water.
"What is this?"
" Invisibility cloak. " "
Hearing this answer, Russell was a little surprised, because this robe only sold for one silver coin.
Even if the money was doubled ten times, he couldn't even buy a bottle of disposable invisibility potion. How could he possibly buy an invisibility cloak? ?
Russell was doubtful, put on the invisibility cloak, and read out the trigger command written on the sign.
The next moment, the bright silver supple robe disappeared.
Russell touched it and found that the robe was still on. It's on my body, but I can't see it anymore.
"Wind Chime, can you see me?" "Russell probably guessed what was going on and checked with the wind chime.
"You can see it. "Wind Chime replied.
"Then can you still see the invisibility cloak I just put on? "
Can't see. " Russell
confirmed his suspicion:
"It turns out it is really an invisibility cloak. No wonder it is so cheap." "
Although the price is very cheap, this kind of genuine, innocent and literal invisibility cloak has very limited uses.
Russell began to look for other products.
He picked up a baby's arm from the table and was about half an arm long. The peach wood cane. The top of the peach wood cane is inlaid with a ruby, which is shining brilliantly.
"What is this?" A lighting staff?
"This is the wand for detecting supernatural objects. " As long as there is an extraordinary object within 3 meters, the ruby on the top will shine..." Xinghuo replied hesitantly, but his tone showed a bit of unconfidence. Russell took the cane and stepped back several meters
, talking to Xinghuo's stall and the surrounding people. The stalls kept a distance. He did not carry extraordinary items with him today, which would not interfere with the detection results. The
ruby on the top of the peach wood cane was still as bright as fire.
"Well, there may be something wrong with this cane now. It keeps shining and will not go out. If you want to buy it, you can wait until I fix it. "Xinghuo admitted embarrassedly.
"You are worrying too much. Maybe there is no quality problem with this cane. Russell walked back to the table and speculated:
"But the wand for detecting extraordinary items is also an extraordinary item itself, so it can always detect its own existence and always shine." If there is any flaw, it is in the logic of judgment. "
Xinghuo nodded slightly awkwardly.
Suddenly, she felt a few waves rising from her spiritual lake, and her level of spiritual practice rose a little.
Practicing extraordinary spiritual feedback!
Xinghuo came to the junior college to set up a stall, and one of them The goal was to find opportunities to practice the way of extraordinary objects, but unfortunately she did not gain anything for a long time. However,
under Russell's explanation, she gained a deeper understanding of the mutation principles and crux of the extraordinary objects she made, and actually obtained the ability to practice them. Feedback on practicing the extraordinary way!
What an unexpected surprise.
The extraordinary items sold by Xinghuo are not very expensive. As a talent from the Institute of Higher Education, she actually doesn’t care about a few academy coins. Being able to successfully practice extraordinary and get feedback means a lot to her. Much bigger!
While thinking, Xinghuo looked at Russell, who was picking items at the stall, with a hint of anticipation.
Russell didn't notice Xinghuo's change, and then picked up a heart-shaped brooch.
"Is this a mind-reading brooch? "He remembered that he had seen the same style of extraordinary items in the occult class.
"Yes. Although the efficacy has changed slightly. "The tone of Starfire's answer was a little more respectful than before.
"Mind-reading brooch! Can you hear what others are thinking? show me! "
The wind chime spent a second or two concentrating, allowing its soul to become more solid for a short time, allowing it to interact with surrounding objects. Then it took the brooch with great interest and wore it on the chest. Wearing the brooch on the wind
chime At the same moment, Russell heard a voice appear in his mind out of thin air.
"Hahaha, let me read, what are Russell and the stall owner thinking?
"It's strange, I can't feel anything. Is there something wrong with this mind-reading brooch?
" "That's right, none of the things sold at this stall are reliable!"
"When I first saw this stall owner, she said that she had expelled the Wuwuhui. He was so handsome! He must be a beautiful and sassy boss. "As a result, the
extraordinary items she made were more unreliable than the last. Spectrum. I still pretend like that. Help, the character collapsed in a second! "
Russell glanced at the stall owner Xing Huo out of the corner of his eye and saw that her face turned slightly blue. He probably heard the same sound as himself. But Feng Chime didn't realize the problem yet, so he stared at
Russell again and continued to play with the mind-reading brooch. .
A new voice appeared in Russell's ears out of thin air:
"And that Russell is also unreliable. What he is best at is talking nonsense seriously! When he was making up nonsense, his face was still so calm and calm, and he could coax people into doing the same thing. Is he facially paralyzed?
"Before, he asked me to learn how others play female ghosts. Do I need to learn? Do I need to learn?
"For such an arrogant guy, we should find a chance to scare him well! Appreciate his stunning beauty as he is scared to tears and confused.
"Oh yes, his roommate Subway actually wants to use me as an air conditioner. It's so insulting. I need to find a way to get this bad breath back..." Russell's face was calm and unfazed, and he just coughed twice
. voice, stretched out his hand:
"Wind Chime, you'd better return the mind-reading brooch to me."
"Are you sure? This mind-reading brooch is ineffective."
"Give it to me!"
Taking the brooch back from Feng Chime, Russell took advantage of the opportunity. When Wind Chime ran to study other items, he quietly approached Starfire and lowered his tone:
"So your mind-reading brooch allows the wearer to have his or her mind read by others?" "
Well, that's the case for now." Starfire He looked away and tried to keep his expression calm, "Well, it can save you the trouble of speaking, ignore the obstacles in language communication, and be connected with your teammates..." Xinghuo stopped talking and looked slightly sad
. red.
With her thick skin, she really can't make it up. "Okay, I bought this one, as well as the previous invisibility cloak."
Starfire's pupils suddenly opened.
Under Starfire's shocked gaze, Russell began to study other products.
What he picked up this time was a golden magic lamp with a distinct Arabic mythological style.
"Is this... a wishing magic lamp?"
Russell tried rubbing the surface of the magic lamp a few times just like in the myths and legends.
"Wait a minute, don't activate the magic lamp yet!" Starfire called to Russell, but it was too late.
Thick mist floated out from the wishing lamp and instantly gathered into a huge human shape.
"I am the wishing dungeon. Did you summon me?"
The djinn appeared in front of two people and one ghost. His lower body is made of blue clouds, and his upper body looks like a human in Arabic-style clothing.
"Since you summoned me, you must fulfill my three wishes!" The djinn pointed at Russell, being unreasonable.
"Alas." Starfire sighed, "Let's beat up the Djinn. This is the only way to make him reason."
What happened after that was easy to solve.
The wind chime used the illusion of disguise to look like Russell, attracting the attention of the djinn and making the djinn think that he could make 6 wishes.
Russell took out his cell phone and unleashed the mind-catching technique, shocking the djinn.
Showing the overwhelming power of a third-year student, Starfire easily beat up the djinn and stuffed him back into the lantern.
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In the following time, Russell studied more than a dozen extraordinary items at the Spark booth.
Russell studied all the products on the table. Xinghuo also took out a lot of novel products from the cabinet below, which gave Russell a new understanding.
There were several extraordinary items among them, which impressed Russell deeply——.
A dwarf flying hammer. According to legend, only dwarves can activate the flying hammer. Once the dwarf throws the flying hammer, the flying hammer will span thousands of meters and defeat powerful enemies.
In order to test the effect of the dwarf flying hammer, Starfire pulled a bearded dwarf student from the side to do the experiment.
The dwarf student with a rather bushy beard swung the flying hammer and, as expected, he flew out.
"It turns out to be a dwarf flying hammer."
Russell determined the principle and efficacy of the item, and surprisingly discovered that the flying hammer also had obvious characteristics of elf craftsmanship.
According to Starfire, she purchased the design of the dwarf flying hammer from an elf student. The elf swore that although the materials on the design drawings were very cheap, what was made was definitely a genuine dwarf flying hammer.
A healing staff.
It can provide sustained weak therapeutic effect and can be used 3 times a week.
The disadvantage is that the treated wound will be extremely itchy.
"It's nothing strange. Wounds will be itchy when they heal. Isn't this common sense? Although the therapeutic effect provided by this staff is weak, it is probably hundreds of times faster than the natural healing speed. Then, the wound will be itchy when it heals naturally. , not surprising.”
——This is Russell’s evaluation of this staff.
An umbrella.
This umbrella can only be opened on sunny days. When the umbrella is opened, it will rain inside the umbrella and get the user wet.
Unfortunately, the water created by this umbrella disappears after a few seconds, making it difficult to use.
A few bottles of boiled water.
The main effect is that drinking this boiled water will also make you gain weight, and the gain efficiency is about the same as eating the same amount of meat. It can solve the problem of users not gaining weight after drinking cold water.
A python staff.
A normal python staff can transform into a python to attack the enemy during battle. As a snake staff, it also symbolizes medical treatment and healing, and can slightly enhance some medical-related spells.
Of course, the above are the effects of the normal python staff.
The python staff in the Starfire booth seemed reluctant to fight after turning into a python. It always spoke strange English words, such as "if", "else", "print" and the like.
Russell, who is familiar with the principles of occultism and witchcraft, diagnosed the principle of mutation at once based on the homophony rate and the symbolic meaning of language in the supernatural realm: "I understand, the Staff of The Python is the Staff
of The Python. So this is The Python staff is suitable for selling to programmers who use Python."
Xinghuo's native language is not English, and it took him a few seconds to realize that Python both means python and is a programming language.
A ring of spell resistance.
This ring does not really provide spell resistance to the wearer. It will only continue to read the following English after wearing it:
"r, e, s, i, s, t, a, n, c, e, Resistance! "
Through Russell's diagnosis, this is also a supernatural power deviation effect based on linguistics.
The ring understands spell in Spell Resistance from its original meaning of "spell" to "spell".
So this is a "Spelling Resistance" ring that will continue to spell the corresponding English word.
If more vocabulary can be introduced, it is very suitable for children under 4 years old in non-English speaking countries to learn English.
Beard grooming wand.
Keep your beard perfectly styled with just a touch of this wand.
The only minor drawback is that it only works on women.
At Russell's suggestion, Starfire gave it to a dwarf female classmate as compensation for her just flying out.
(PS Among the items that appear in this chapter, the wand for detecting extraordinary objects and the python staff are inspired by Internet jokes. The najie geng is adapted from the novel "Tao and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Code" and the two-dimensional cry of na na na na. The umbrella that makes it rain when you open it is from "Doraemon". The female dwarf with a beard is a stereotype setting in Western fantasy. It is a spoof version of "Dwarf Flying Hammer" and "Spell Resistance Ring", adapted from the older version of the board game DND. Corresponding items. We originally prepared other weird items, but spending too many chapters on a shopping plot will affect the rhythm of the story, so leave it to the second half of the volume.) Most of the items in this chapter will be used by the protagonist in the
future
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