Chapter 335 Sending the Buddha to Heaven
Shang Jiuge asked a very confusing question.
How many hours do you sleep a day now?
But Zhang Tieniu's face, when faced with this question, was not puzzled or contemptuous, but shocked: "How did the girl know?" "I don't know,
after all, I am not a doctor." Due to Huo Ying's influence , Shang Jiuge couldn't help but say this mantra, but he did the opposite: "But if I'm not wrong, you have less and less time to sleep now, right."
Zhang Tieniu nodded repeatedly, and then He touched his head in embarrassment: "I told my mother. She said that I am old, too energetic, and I don't have a wife. I just need to find a wife to sleep with for a few times." "But my family is poor
. Since I couldn't afford my wife, my mother kicked me out, saying that she would let me go back one day when she found a wife."
Shang Jiuge now understood why Zhang Tieniu, a man who could not be beaten by anyone, came here.
There was no doubt that he heard the words "competition to recruit a bride".
Shang Jiuge could only sigh: "The reason why you can't sleep every day is not because you don't have a wife."
Although finding a wife may bring some relief, this is not the key, Shang Jiuge said in his heart, but He didn't say this sentence.
"I think your illness is due to the fact that the true energy is constantly flowing in the body, but has nowhere to vent." "
Are you doing a lot of farm work all day without feeling tired?" Shang Jiuge continued to ask.
Zhang Tieniu nodded repeatedly: "After I finished the farm work at home, I went to help the neighbor next door work in the field. I can do the work of two cows in one day, so others call me Tieniu." Shang Jiuge already understood at this time
. Okay, Zhang Tieniu is obviously a farmer, why does he have such strength?
"You should be able to gradually fall asleep when you go back this time, but if you really want to sleep well every day, then there is no use just marrying a wife." Shang Jiuge looked at Zhang Tieniu and said, "You have no internal strength now, but Without corresponding martial arts, it's like having a fortune but no place to spend it."
Zhang Tieniu was confused. Although Shang Jiuge said that he was quite happy to fall asleep, but what Shang Jiuge said next, But he didn't quite understand: "Girl, you are saying that I can sleep without having to marry a wife, right? That would be really great!"
Shang Jiuge shook his head silently: "Of course I still have to marry a wife, by the way. , where do you plan to go next?"
Shang Jiuge asked.
"Where to go?" Zhang Tieniu scratched his head: "My mother said that if I don't marry a wife, I will go back, so I plan to find a wife outside first. Anyway, I am strong, I don't eat much, and I am hungry when I work for others. Immortal."
"Looking for a wife?" Shang Jiuge scratched his head: "Are you going to Shaolin Temple?"
Hearing the three words Shaolin Temple, the heroes around them all laughed loudly as if they were listening to cross talk. He laughed, and Zhang Tieniu waved his hands: "To be honest, my home is at the foot of Songshan Mountain, and you can often see the monks from the Shaolin Temple. If I want to go to the Shaolin Temple, it will be early morning." "Your inner strength is upright and simple
. It's all the same. It's most suitable to go to a sect with profound Buddhist teachings like Shaolin Temple, but if you only want to marry a wife." Shang Jiuge fell into deep thought: "Well, should we go to Mount Emei? Mount Emei in Sichuan?" Hearing that Mount Emei in
Sichuan These few words made the surrounding heroes laugh even louder, and even the air seemed to be filled with the smell of happiness.
Because Mount Emei in Sichuan is a Buddhist swordsmanship sect dominated by female nuns.
Although it sounds a bit convoluted, Mount Emei in Sichuan is the Buddhist dojo of Samantabhadra, a true paradise in the cave. The Emei Sect, which established its sect in Mount Emei, is now a sword cultivator composed of a group of Buddhist nuns. If Shang Jiuge really If Zhang Tieniu goes to Mount Emei, there will be no problem in finding a wife. After all, in addition to the nuns there, there are also disciples who lead Buddhist practices. Just like Xue Ling, who was once known as an Emei disciple.
But as mentioned before, Emei Mountain is dominated by female practitioners, so the martial arts passed down are mainly feminine and delicate, and there is no masculine martial arts suitable for Zhang Tieniu's practice.
When Shang Jiuge said this, they all couldn't help but think that Shang Jiuge was teasing Zhang Tieniu.
"Mount Emei?" Zhang Tieniu had heard of Mount Emei. After all, although Mount Emei is not among the five mountains, it is also a famous mountain and river in China: "What are you going to do in Mount Emei?" "There are many female disciples in Mount Emei. If you want to find a wife, then
go Mount Emei couldn't be better, but what I want to say first is that when you arrive in Mount Emei, you can't knock out any woman you like and carry her home. After all, not everyone is as easy to talk to as me." Shang Jiuge looked at Zhang Tieniu and said seriously .
As soon as Zhang Tieniu heard that there were many female disciples in Mount Emei, he immediately felt that Shang Jiuge was really a good person: "Girl, then I'll go, then I'll go." Saying this,
he looked at Shang Jiuge: "Girl, point it out to me. Which direction is Emeishan City in Sichuan? I'll go now."
When Zhang Tieniu said this, Shang Jiuge was a little embarrassed. After all, she herself followed the Yellow River after going down the mountain, so she asked her to give Zhang Tieniu directions. Lu, it’s really a bit difficult for me, Fat Tiger.
But Shang Jiuge is Shang Jiuge after all. She looked at Zhang Tieniu and smiled: "If you go to Mount Emei, you can walk all the way to the southwest and just ask people for directions on the way. But when you get to the foot of Mount Emei, it will be really difficult. "
Is it difficult? Why is it so difficult?" Zhang Tieniu couldn't help but ask, forgetting to ask Shang Jiuge to point the direction.
"Because most of Mount Emei's disciples are female, and male disciples are rarely admitted. Besides, you are not too young, so I am afraid that you will not be allowed to enter the pure land of Buddhism." Shang Jiuge said seriously.
Zhang Tieniu became anxious when he heard this: "The girl told me what to do?"
"It's very simple." Shang Jiuge said with a smile: "Just say that you listened to Shang Jiuge and came to Emei, Sichuan to be the guardian of the mountain gate. It would be best if I could find you a wife. If not, that's okay."
"Mount Emei is a Buddhist sect after all. Although most of the martial arts passed down are gentle and light, there is still a side of Buddhist Vajra with an angry look. Besides, in your current situation, it's easy to break if you're too strong. It wouldn't hurt to learn some feminine martial arts to combine strength and softness."
Zhang Tieniu nodded repeatedly after hearing this, but suddenly realized something: "No, if they don't give I'm looking for a wife, what should I do?"
"If you don't find a wife, you won't find one yourself." Shang Jiuge looked at Zhang Tieniu and couldn't help but grinned: "There are many female disciples in Mount Emei. If you can't find a wife there, then what? It's probably hard for you to find a wife in the whole world."
Zhang Tieniu was overjoyed when he heard this. He immediately knelt down and bowed to Shang Jiuge a few times, then walked straight down the ring and headed southwest alone, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
All the heroes looked at each other in shock.
How dare you say that Senior Shang is not only in charge of competitions to recruit brides, but he is also in charge of being a matchmaker?
It is really about helping people to the end and sending them to Buddha and heaven.
Shang Jiuge, on the other hand, looked around. Her ebony stick had been broken by Zhang Tieniu before. She looked at it for a long time, and finally walked to the corner of the ring, snapped off a bamboo stick, weighed it in her hand, and then looked at everyone .
Qiao Qianxi smile.
"Shall we continue?"
(End of Chapter)