Chapter 83 Wudang
"What a big mess? Wudang? There is still Wudang these days? Making a movie?" "
Of course, you think you can make random things out of thin air when you make a movie. Adaptation is not random fabrication, and drama is not nonsense. Okay. If
you search online, you will find the directory of the Traditional Culture Protection and Inheritance Fund. In the traditional martial arts column, there is Wudang Neijiaquan, as well as martial arts coaches and martial arts gym addresses. As long as they are certified, they can open a gym to accept disciples. Every year You can all receive subsidies."
Li Pan clicked on the link sent by Lao Wu, and it was really eye-opening. There are hundreds of traditional martial arts, both Eastern and Western. The Akiyama family's kendo gym is not among them, so it probably can't be considered a martial arts training.
But don’t mention it yet, the Wudang Sect in this plane is really famous.
In addition to legendary figures like Patriarch Sanfeng who are famous in the multiverse, when Gao Tianyuan invaded the Central Plains, Taoism was the state religion appointed by the imperial court, and Wudang Mountain was at its peak. The imperial court overhauled Wudang Mountain several times and named it the "Xuanyue that governs the world" and the crown of the five mountains. ’, the Wudang Sect is as high as the mountains and is worthy of being the leader of the righteous way, number one in the world.
Therefore, people in the martial arts world later held martial arts conferences and spontaneously organized volunteers to assist the Qi family army in resisting the Japanese invasion of China. They also invited Wudang master Ziyang Zhenren to serve as the leader of the martial arts alliance, leading the heroes to fight against the Japanese Ronin and the imperial ninjas, and many heroic stories were staged. , is considered a very famous martial arts movie theme in the world.
But it's a pity that reality is sometimes stranger than movies, especially when the opponent can't afford to lose and cheats, so they go straight to cruising. How can they win? No matter how powerful Master Ziyang is, can he still fly out of the atmosphere? Alas, I won’t mention it anymore, after all, if you fall behind, you will be beaten...
Although the Wu-Tang Clan has declined, the classic theme of martial arts vs. ninjas has naturally led to many martial arts movies. Now there are many coaches who teach Wu-Tang Neijia Kung Fu. , a long list of contact information, the address of the martial arts school. If it is too far away, you can also use Chaomeng to teach online and practice martial arts online.
What kind of cyber kung fu, electronic arena, crooked sun...
Old Wu also explained,
"That madman is also accustomed to learning from hundreds of schools of thought. He is good at both boxing and kicking, but his most powerful skill is the chaotic ring technique. , and a Tiger Claw Kung Fu. This is obviously a true disciple. This kind of real kung fu is generally not taught in martial arts schools. It can only be learned by serious apprentices. Don't look at so many people on the list, who have practiced Yizi Hunyuan
. "I'm afraid those who have learned Wudang Tiger Claw Hands are not even close to 10%, and even fewer have internal skills that can learn the Chaos Ring Technique. I don't know who taught that madman, he is really amazing." Li
Pan After flipping through the directory, I found the column of 'Nine-Fan Yubu Mandarin Duck Hooks, Chains, and Legs', and sure enough I couldn't find Old Wu. "Uncle Wu, why don't you open a
restaurant? Because you care about losing in the first place? Hey, victory or defeat." It's a common thing for soldiers. Isn't it nice for him to get subsidies every year? It would be a pity not to pass down such a handsome skill! Why not, Uncle Wu, I will hit you with another 20,000 yuan, how many more times can you kick me?" Old
Wu Just haha,
"Hey, you're rich, right? You're good, right? You'll be great if you put on a suit of armor, right?
Come on, broom boy! Now that you're prominent and have a serious job, just go to work honestly, don't I always think about boxing with others, but when I have too much free time, I go online to fight the All-Heaven Boxer. It can also add light and shadow special effects, and you can also get bonuses for winning. Isn’t it more fun? If you really need to do some dirty work, just come to see me directly
. , let me introduce you to a few skilled people, hehe, I am lame, but my eyes are not blind yet, you can’t buy it for 20,000 yuan, and you can’t buy it at a loss, and you can’t be fooled!” Li Pan urged, “That’s not what I said
,
Wu Uncle, I really think it’s a pity that such a handsome kung fu of yours has been lost, right? Why don’t you teach it to me? When one day I meet the disciple of that madman in Wudang, I’ll kick him back for you? Don’t you think so? Don't you want to see Chuanwu flourish?"
Old Wu snorted coldly,
"Ah! Chuanwu, Chuanwu!
I practice martial arts because my family is too poor to buy a gun! I practice hard because I have a crush on my master. I want to be his son-in-law! I became a gangster because I beat someone to death in my youth and anger, and I will never be able to clean myself up as a gangster for the rest of my life! I was kicked off my leg, and that was the retribution I deserved for my unscrupulous nature
! Let's carry it forward! How can I have the nerve to open a restaurant when I'm still working as someone's dog at my age! Ah! Come on! Stop talking
nonsense with me! If you don't pass it on, you won't pass it on!"
Lao Wu blocked all the communications .
Lao Wu refused to teach, and Li Pan had nothing to do. In fact, he really felt that poking the feet was quite powerful. This skill was different from the Neijia Qigong. It was a serious battlefield martial arts. From the infantry to the line, the hand The killing skills evolved by holding a knife and shield to fight, and using the cold kick to poke people, highlight the quickness, accuracy and ruthlessness. It is especially satisfying when lifting the vagina and legs to tease people, and it is particularly satisfying when performing critical strikes.
Now that Li Pan has the Nine Yin Divine Art to protect his body, he can deal extra damage to any monster he fights. Now he has the True Dragon Po Hungren in his hand. If he can learn the essence of the Chain Yubu Mandarin Duck Legs, he will be able to defeat monsters in the future, wouldn't it? Punch and kick?
Alas, it’s a pity that these martial arts practitioners accept death and are as stubborn as donkeys. No wonder there is a long way to go to protect traditional culture... While chatting here, there were two more fights
on the playground, two people died, and finally it was the little she-wolf’s turn to appear. .
Fortunately, the little she-wolf didn't let Li Pan lose half the money. She almost ran to the venue wearing a maid outfit and small leather shoes. She even changed her clothes and didn't even have time to comb her hair. Out. Maybe she was still doing housework just now...
Is Leticia's hound? This woman also has a rich resume. In addition to being a maid now, her previous career also included killers, mercenaries, and guerrillas. The skill column also generously states that he is a level 5 genetically enhanced soldier, a biochemically modified person, uses military fighting skills, and is good at whip leg side kicks.
Li Pan's admission fee of one million this time was also paid to her, which is equivalent to four million to buy Leticia's hunting dog champion. Now that she is on the stage, she naturally cannot surrender and lose half. If she wins, it will be doubled, and if she loses all, Lose light.
However, Li Pan knew the opponent's details and was confident in the strength of the hound.
Campbell is also very discerning. Leticia's hound is indeed the favorite to win this time. Even if she hides her identity and cannot illegally transform into a werewolf during the competition, this little she-wolf is also a level 5 android with steel and iron bones. , just a simple whip leg kick, after three rounds, usually not many people can stand and talk loudly to her.
What's more, it has hidden werewolf blood, can resist blows, self-heal, and heal serious injuries. This hound is much more capable than the glamorous lady looks like.
If the masters of the Tianlong Gang had no disabilities or old injuries, they might still be able to fight with the hounds in human form. But now Li Pan saw that as long as the little she-wolf didn't make low-level mistakes or get hit repeatedly, then The odds of winning are still quite high.
However, most of the broadcast scenes have been edited, and except for a few knowledgeable experts, most viewers actually don't know Leticia's hunting skills. Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, many people thought it was a common black boxing weapon. It's the usual trick used by bookmakers to attract viewers. Randomly pick up a beautiful girl, play defeat and humiliation, and even have restricted scenes of having sex in public or even being executed. These are all reserved programs of the deep network.
Of course, Li Pan definitely doesn't want to see this kind of flirtatious scene. Mainly, he has bet four million. If the car overturns, it will hurt you and my heart...
Fortunately, Leticia's hound did not disappoint him. After two rounds of fighting, he passed a few moves with the opponent who had been transformed like a chimpanzee. After two rounds of testing, he took advantage of the opponent to pounce on him and throw him, then kicked him sideways. The moment he kicked the opponent's calf off and caused him to lose balance, he threw the orangutan away with a beautiful back throw. Finally, he jumped forward and smashed the opponent's throat with a knee, kicking the opponent's throat out, and he was able to kill the opponent cleanly.
The online audience made a fuss and even took off their pants to show me this? Benima refunds your money!
But it’s no use. This is the only bad thing about black boxing fighting games. It’s too real and it’s not enjoyable to watch. You can still hear the explosion of the ball, but who is the really powerful master who can perform those fancy routines with you? You move and I move.
You see, it's like Li Pan. He can unleash the True Dragon Break with all his strength in one move. If he didn't have a Star Destroyer-level physique, how many people in the world could resist it?
These black boxers are also similar. Although their destructive power is a little bit worse than others, the guaranteed damage is at the level of killing a cow with one punch. Those who are serious about it are rushing to see the blood. Generally, the winner will be decided in three to five rounds. , there is still no life or death after ten rounds, which is a very rare situation.
Li Pan saw the hound's ability and knew that he didn't have to worry about four million, so he took advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was on the arena, climbed over the balcony, and jumped to the building opposite. Jumping around the window, jumping into the classroom players' rest area.
Juan was thrown into the garbage pile in the corridor, his nose was broken, his mouth and nose were bloody, and he still hadn't woken up yet. Li Pan turned the man sideways to prevent the young man from finally getting out of the ring alive and choking to death on his own blood while unconscious.
Then he took off Juan's wrestling helmet, put it on his face, sneaked into the rest area, and without going to the rooftop, he just sniffed and quickly caught the smell of the little she-wolf. Among the body odors of rough men, female hormones really stand out. Without much delay, Li Pan walked into the girls' dressing room and found the closet where the hound had just changed.
"Eighteen, come in and help me open an electronic lock."
Okay, the maid uniform that I took off temporarily is indeed here, oh, it's still hot.
"...Boss, it's one thing to watch a movie, but it's another thing to go to school and steal girls' underwear..." "
It's not what you think! She is an adult! Hey, let me explain to you, let's see what happens. There is no place to install the positioning golem."
"Hey, it's really bad to stay behind..."
Li Pan pretended not to hear.
But this little she-wolf also has a dog's nose, so she can definitely smell that someone has tampered with her underwear.
So he put in a communication card and transferred about 10,000 black gold into it. In the card, he hid the magic doll locating program from Shiba. He also left a contact information and wrote two sentences, "I support you! Work hard." !” “Love you! Mmm!”, and then casually put on a pair of her white stockings, pretending to be an ordinary perverted fan who just wanted to have sex.
Humph, you can't bear to let the child trap the wolf. Last time, the little female wolf was greedy for taxi fare. She must be reluctant to bear the ten thousand yuan. Then we can follow the clues and lead the wolves out. Wow, one million per head! Isn’t it just a small goal to get a hundred heads?
After such an operation, Li Pan thought he was unaware of the situation, so he went back to the auditorium on the opposite floor to watch the game.
The fight was so fast, and some of the players who were either dead or disabled were seriously injured and retired from the game, and it soon entered the decisive game.
The two sides in the final were not what Li Pan expected. One was Leticia's little she-wolf, and the other was the Bajiquan master of the Tianlong Gang.
Both of them are practicing hard martial arts and don't engage in any fancy prosthetic martial arts.
The master of the Tianlong Gang has an injury on his waist, so he can't fight for a long time, and he won't be vague with you. When he starts, he will push Liangyi Zhu into his body.
The little she-wolf dodged in a flash, raised her leg and did a Brazilian kick, then kicked her calf to the side, using a full moon scimitar to sweep her head, followed by a step side kick, her waist strength was outrageous, and her legs were thrown out Just pull away a little bit, use small boxing jumps to quickly pull away your body, and never let you Bajiquan get close.
The members of the Tianlong Gang also quickly protected their heads with their elbows, and jumped away without trying to forcefully sweep their legs. Generally speaking, Central Plains Kung Fu emphasizes that kicking does not reach the knees. Jumping too high is a living target for being intercepted halfway.
But this little she-wolf's legs are astonishingly strong, and when she sweeps them up, she makes the wind blow, and I'm afraid she can really compete with your Baji Quan's elbow knife. The masters of the Tianlong Gang were too old to withstand a hard collision, otherwise they would just hit him with their elbows and knives.
The little she-wolf also noticed that her opponent was a little weak. If you don't come over, I will. Suddenly, she exerted her strength on the spot. She jumped into the air and kicked forward with two consecutive kicks. She raised her legs high to sweep her head, and then kicked her sideways. , a series of dazzling moves, and kicked him right in front of him.
The old master raised his arms to protect himself, and took the force off his legs with bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. He stepped back, his body was thin, and the training clothes on his body were shaken by the wind on his legs. He looked as if he was about to be kicked out at any time. Similar.
And it seems to be exactly like this. It seems that under the violent whipping of the little she-wolf, she failed to catch her breath and was kicked to the side. She stepped back one after another. It seemed that she lost her footing and was kicked out of her posture. She retreated to the edge of the rooftop. .
When the little she-wolf saw that her opponent was forced into a corner, it was a good opportunity. She rushed up with her knees, swept with a spinning body and added a whirlwind kick. She smashed down with a thunderous kick, trying to win the game with a big move.
But he was too young. The master of the Tianlong Gang suddenly accelerated and kicked an iron bridge across the bridge. He threw out a leopard tail foot to block the move. He smashed the little she-wolf in the leg and bounced it away. Taking advantage of the situation, he also swept the hall one after another. Legs, kicking away the single foot that the little female wolf was supporting.
What, are you the only one with beautiful feet? What if someone can only punch but not kick their legs?
The little she-wolf was so violent that she lost her balance, but she urgently supported herself with one hand and chased a scorpion barb. However, her counterattack hit the top of her head, but was blocked by the support arm and was intercepted halfway!
This hound's leg skills are indeed powerful. If it were any other contestant, the hand and leg bones would not be able to withstand her kick. However, since he was hit at close range, the power of Bajiquan was really revealed.
Legend has it that the Bajiquan originated from the boxing scriptures passed down by Marshal Qi when he was training soldiers. Because the Yuanyang Formation requires horses and spears, and they must not move in the face of danger. They must not abandon their troops and run away, causing chaos in the formation. Although there are shield soldiers to protect them, if anything happens When the Japanese pirates got close to them and couldn't use their fists or feet, they had no choice but to hit them with their shoulders and elbows and beat them to death.
It has evolved like this until now. When the training reaches the extreme state, the head, shoulders, elbows, hands, tail, hips, knees, and feet are all extremely strong, the energy is flowing through, and the strength of the whole body can burst out from one point! Breaking rocks! Broken bones and broken arms! No problem!
So now it's the little old man's turn!
Hit, hit, hit! Smash, smash, smash! You can’t play without remaining blood!
Swing your elbows and hit them diagonally, hit them hard, your elbows are like two iron whips!
Progress, support your arms, strengthen your strength, collapse your elbows!
Shoulder bump! Chest bump! Hit the ribs! Hit it diagonally! Splash! A series of collapsing elbows to the head!
Chasing the little female wolf, cracking, banging and violently beating her! It’s really like treating an individual as a stake!
But at this moment, the two of them were still standing on the edge of the playground. The little she-wolf lost her balance with one move, and was hit with an elbow and a violent blow from close to her. She was so dizzy that she couldn't move away, couldn't escape, and was even more afraid of being hit again. If you jump up, you will be kicked off the stairs, and you can only stand on the ground and endure the pain.
In a short time, I don’t know how many punches and kicks I received all over my body! The bones were cracked and broken! A huge gash was made on the face with an elbow knife, sweeping diagonally from the brow bone to the roof of the mouth, and the skin and flesh were instantly torn apart! Half of his face was dripping with blood, and his eyes were so shocked!
The whole audience exclaimed, and there was excitement inside and outside the venue. Li Pan also jumped in and screamed loudly amidst the excitement of the crowd.
"Don't! Stop it, oh my god! Hold it! Hold it, oh my god! Fight back! Fight back, oh my god! Four million! My four million, oh my god!!" However, it's useless
, The old master swung his elbow and hit his temple diagonally, causing Leticia's hound's neck to swing sideways and her whole body swaying. Then he launched a sky-reaching cannon, punched his abdomen with both hands, and boom! With a pair of old fists, he knocked the little she-wolf out of the field! boom! It has to fly into the wall! The building opposite was smashed into a cobweb!
That day, after the master of the Dragon Gang finished his set, he let out a breath of "hiss-huh-" and knelt on the ground with his hands on his waist, covered in cold sweat.
The hound seemed to have a concussion, his eyes were blank, he lowered his head, fell from the roof of the building, and landed in the garbage.
The outcome is decided!
"...Ah, ah——!?"
Li Pan was speechless.
I lie down and fuck...
lose! Light!
Ah... the light from the street lamp... is so dazzling...
Speaking of which... whenever he gambles, he never seems to win... Gambling is really harmful...
Old Wu happily called again,
"Hey, Jiang Shandai has Talent is coming out. This little girl's physical fitness is quite good, but it's a pity that she comes from a wild background. No one has given her serious guidance, and she doesn't know how to fight. It's a pity, haha! How about Broom Boy, I recommend it to you well Well, how much did you win? No matter how much you win?"
"I still win..."
Li Pan reacted and looked at the recommendation list given by Lao Wu. Don't tell me, Leticia's hound was actually ranked by him. The fourth one, and the number one seed, is this little old man who uses Bajiquan. This guy's name is Liu Heitu. He was also a double-flower red stick of the Tianlong Gang and a top thug.
"Alas..."
Li Pan also saw it, but didn't he think it was because he was afraid of young people? Who knew this guy could win even with an old waist?
People are really numb. If I had known it, I would have surrendered and lost half of it...
Li Pan looked at the field, and Liu Heitu was still kneeling there. He couldn't straighten up for a long time. Although it was indeed a factor of being kicked, but if If it weren't for acting...
"Uncle Wu, this little... this Master Liu, could it be that he also fought against that Wudang master back then?" "
That's not the case. In the past, Heitu and I competed to be the double-flower red stick, regardless of the outcome. It's a pity that the mountains are higher than the other
, and in the end we all lost to the madman from Wudang. Alas, we were young and energetic at the time, because we saw that the madman still remembered the people who practiced martial arts, showed mercy, and did not lose face to participate in the competition. I had to beat him, otherwise I might not have a chance of winning... No, if I hadn't followed the rules of the martial arts and competed with that man, I might have been beaten to death...
In short, I kicked eight times and he made ten moves, so I guess Kurotsuchi is a little better than me. This old guy is a bad gambler and needs money. If you want to learn kung fu, go to him." Oh...
fuck
, so who the hell is that Wudang guy...
(End of Chapter)