Chapter 151 Operation Codename: Dogs Conquer Human Power Hahahahaha
Li Nuo felt quite guilty about the fact that Mirror Master was taken to Night City.
So he said: "Ah... well, when you ask others to help you, you have to give benefits first, Mr. Cairo." Mr. Cairo
pursed his lips: "I, what benefits should I give you?"
"It's up to you. "Li Nuo sat on the stone, crossed his legs, and smiled softly: "This is a deal. I can't ask for it unilaterally. That is not decent." When Cairo Jun was thinking, Nanami came closer to Chabai
. , asked in a low voice: "You have some cyber weapons, did you get them in Night City?"
Chabai was using magic to turn off the [Focuser], tears streaming down his goggles, and looking at Nanami.
The latter was stunned. Which chord of your heart did my question touch?
Marjie came over and said, "Do you want it? My repair shop..."
"No need to advertise your big, hard bed."
"Tch!" Marge turned his head unhappily: "What I wanted to say was , I still have a lot of repair shops..."
"Who is the old man Cairo is talking about?" Tom was curious.
Li Nuo's ears twitched and he patted his forehead. Before confirming whether he was the Mirror Master, he asked, "Tell me first who is chasing you?" "
That old guy's name is Ronald Omdi. Si." Mr. Cairo paused for a moment: "Some people also say that he once called himself Gaunt O'Dimm."
Mei Xuan said from the side: "If he is your friend, I can help."
Li Nuo panicked: "Don't make trouble, you can't do that old bastard!"
Marjie's eyes suddenly froze: "No... Li Nuo, Mr. Cairo is coming from the City of Night, Master Mirror will not follow him, right?"
Silence.
The wind is very noisy.
[Voice Nest players have been dispatched]
[Players from the exorcist camp please be prepared. In five minutes, your protective layer will disappear, and the demons will invade your area] It wasn't until
the sound of the system appeared that Cha Bai said: "I want to If Li Nuo wasn't cut into pieces, it means that the Mirror Master didn't come over."
Li Nuo breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right... According to Xili, he can feel the existence of other worlds, but he can't travel at will... "
Nanami and Tom had dark faces on the side, and they had basically the same question in their minds:
What did he do to the Mirror Master?
What did he do to Ciri?
What did he do to Cyberpunk?
"What's wrong?" Li Nuo was very professional at observing people's expressions. Seeing the slightest change in the faces of these two people, he turned around and asked.
"It's okay..." Nanami remained calm, her heart was turbulent like ocean waves, and she asked calmly, "What can this Mr. Cairo do?" "
What he can do is not important." Li Nuo turned to look at Mr. Cairo, He said with a serious face: "You also heard that the old people from your world may come and threaten our lives, so I am using my life to help you, so what can you do?" Mr. Cairo: "I
... "
Li Nuo emphasized again: "Our lives are threatened, what can you do?"
Mr. Cairo: "I, I will help you transform things, sign a good employment contract with you, and compensate you for some props, other than that …I really don’t know…”
“Give me a little of your bodily fluids.” Li Nuo said. He didn't dare to do anything too stressful to the guy who played the funny game, but Cairo-kun's decoction has always been his favorite. Even if he couldn't kill Cairo-kun, he could at least get some body fluids to practice some interesting decoctions. Medicine?
But as soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at him.
Amano took another sip of wine to calm down his shock: "You are more perverted than me... you are not selective about food when you are hungry."
Kanzaki Shisan crossed his arms across his chest and frowned and said: "I didn't see it..."
Ichijo Akira whispered: "What is the use of body fluids? "?"
Marjie explained: "Do you know konjac? Drill a hole in the konjac, put some bodily fluid on it, and then..."
Kanzaki Shisan stepped out and covered Marjie's mouth.
She is only 14 years old!
Li Nuo ignored them, looked at Mr. Cailuo and asked with a smile: "How is it?"
Mr. Cailuo nodded: "But you must come and help us one day."
"Of course~" Li Nuo smiled like a flower. of.
If a normal person knows what Li Nuo did to Cyberpunk, and thinks of his current behavior, he will definitely regard him as the trumpet mirror master.
Fraud, deception, lies.
But there is one thing that Li Nuo is determined in his heart. It is necessary to go back to "Cyberpunk 2077". I don't know if Mirror Master's contact with Cairo will have any impact on him in the real world, but as long as it does, he will die. undoubtedly.
What's more...
an important part of Chabai's treatment is body replacement.
Perhaps there is some undiscovered technology hidden in the world of "Cyberpunk".
In short, after the basic contract was reached, Li Nuo obtained the following additional things.
[Kaiiro-kun’s Super Summoning Scroll]
[Quality: Junk~Epic]
[Effect: Each scenario can summon Cairo-Kun once, but the help he can give depends on luck] [Brief
description: (*￣ ︶￣)(ノ￣▽￣)]
This thing is an upgrade from [Kaiiro-kun’s Summoning Scroll].
The second item is a spray.
[Cairo Jun's air purifier]
[Quality: ordinary]
[Effect: offset a certain amount of negative effects]
[Brief description: Since I sprayed this thing, the mosquito bites have turned into semicircles]
This thing can be compared with [ Neurosis spray] Buried together.
Li Nuo thought about this and looked at the bottles of Cairo Jun's saliva he collected. Although it is disgusting, there are few alchemy materials that are not disgusting. He has long been used to it. As long as he can make something useful, even eating raw meat Maggots may not be unable to give it a try.
"Let's talk first, my hammer is not fully charged and can only be used once, and the success rate is not 100%." Mr. Cairo took out [ Mr. Cairo's Workshop Hammer].
You don’t really need to hesitate too much when it comes to smashing something.
For safety and security reasons, I decided to smash the car.
The moment Cairo-kun dropped the hammer, Emil's sales car gradually turned into pixels...
"To be honest, this is more mysterious than my Onmyoji." Ichijo Akira said something that even he didn't understand. Kanzaki Shisan and Amano drifted in Standing behind her, the two of them just didn't adapt to the rhythm of the players coming over.
After all, these three came from the Japanese shogunate era a hundred years ago.
The pixels were spliced again, and Nanami sighed: "This Mr. Cairo... I seem to have seen related portraits in our world."
Li Nuoxu said with eyes: "Nonsense, how did you think "Cairo Game World" came about? Yes."
"Then I can catch one when I get home. Maybe I can trigger some special conditions when I return to the 'Endless Corridor'." Nanami thought right. She nodded to herself: "Let it be I'll install an arm with an electric drill, and then I can take revenge."
Li Nuo, no matter how much the meaning of her revenge was alluding to him, said: "I advise you to give up this idea. First of all, although the things created by Mr. Cairo It has its own unique advantages, but it must also have corresponding shortcomings. This is related to his characteristics from a comedy game and is unavoidable. Moreover, as a character in a comedy game, his danger is unpredictable and you cannot tell what you have done. If you hit his climax point, this guy will go crazy and beat you to death. You know, comedy is higher than the law of cause and effect."
Nanami: "I just..."
Li Nuo continued: "What's more, reality In this world, you should be just an ordinary girl who has experienced a rather tortuous life. What qualifications do you have to talk about catching a weird thing that can build a spaceship?" Nanami was stunned: "How do you know... I...
"
" You can see it in your behavior..." Li Nuo paused and said, "Ah, by the way... I don't want anything to happen to you." "Oh... don't be
joking."
"I plan to invite you to be our The permanent guest of the temporary team, Miss Nanami." Li Nuo said solemnly.
"This..." Nanami was a little agitated by the sudden seriousness: "My fighting style has some overlap with that of the white-haired girl and you." "Don't think of yourself like that
, Nanami, you have your own unique place." Li Nuo said calmly: "Your ability to complain is far superior to ours, and we still lack a permanent complaint officer here." "What a
beautiful idea! I will never cooperate with you again until I die!"
"Do it, It’s done!” Mr. Cairo held up his hammer and danced around.
I saw that the reorganized Emil's sales car no longer had any trace of the sales car.
It is all red.
The height is not much different from an off-road vehicle.
The shape is just interesting.
The outer carriage is pieced together one by one, lying on the ground like a caterpillar, with a length of 5 meters, and the windlass is replaced by a dozen mechanical legs.
The only characteristic that can still be seen about Emil is that there is Emil's head on the front of the car, and Emil's two round eyes are exactly the car lights. It opens its mouth, and inside it is the cannon.
There are six movable turrets mounted on both sides of this vehicle. There is a port at the rear of the vehicle, which can use [shit blocks] to spray biogas to support combustion or set off cannons.
The coolest thing is that it's also a convertible.
"Let's call it Red Comet." Li Nuo said. "You made it impossible for me to look at the Gundam." Tom couldn't help complaining: "I don't want to sit in it at all."
Nanami swallowed her saliva: "Yeah, I always feel like I will lose something important if I sit in it. Things..."
"Okay, I should go back." Mr. Cairo said: "I heard a voice calling me to go back... It's so fucked..." The word "
fuck" came out of his cute appearance. It looks a little cute at times.
"By the way, do you know how to treat viruses?" Li Nuo asked.
"No." Mr. Cairo said, "We are not a hospital. You should consult professionals about the virus."
Li Nuo nodded, and could only summon Mr. Cairo next time to ask for more details. .
An oval-shaped hole appeared under Mr. Cairo's feet. He slowly sank into the ground. Before disappearing, he did not forget to say: "Don't forget! Come and save us!" Before he finished speaking, a
message came that only Li Nuo and Cha Bai could hear. The system prompts:
[Special main line has been triggered: saving old friends]
[Mission level: lv50~lv100 (maybe higher)]
[Mission details: Your fellow villagers are living in dire straits. If you don’t find a way to save them, sooner or later, one day, Your contact with Mr. Cairo will also be interrupted. Thinking about the worst, there is a possibility that He will follow certain things to find you and save others, including yourself. But there is no need to worry. You can do anything now. No.]
Cha Bai glanced at Li Nuo. His face was calm and unruffled. This matter was not what he should be thinking about now, so Li Nuo threw all the information into the undecided options in his mind.
"Hey, brother, what are we doing now?" Black brother Wells "floated" over and asked.
However, at this moment, Li Nuo's pupils tightened and he suddenly lowered his body!
At the same second, a black shadow flashed overhead and hit the pixel car that was being pieced together!
"Holy shit!" Nanami gritted her teeth and pulled out her sword!
The blade flashed.
The white blade reflected the attacker's appearance.
Faust!
That perverted doctor Faust!
Under the flickering candle, a long figure moves from far to near.
Cha Bai picked up the stone and muttered silently: "carraigh (fortress)."
The stone broke into foam, and the fragments exploded into a net, forcing Faust back and covering him in a grid made of magic.
"Kill?" Cha Bai asked.
"Have you been infected by the Gate of Hell?" Li Nuo bent over while holding his felt hat, gripped his cane, and swallowed: "Cut down your life and leave the rest alone."
Faust crawled on all fours like a reptile. On the floor, the only eye hole of the paper bag above his head shone with a fiery red light.
He took out two scalpels from his arms, hit them on the magic grid, tore the magic grid apart, and the bones of his body were broken by the backlash.
His limbs were twisted and twisted, and his bones were constantly twisted, dislocated and rejoined.
Let yourself face everyone in an extremely weird posture.
The world here is full of violent elements.
It inspired Faust's potential and suppressed murder.
He was looking at Li Nuo.
Looking at a person who has long since recovered but whose "disease" has been forever engraved in his bones.
After the calculated operation, he fell into madness and for a period of time believed that the best way to save people was to die.
A sharp blade popped out of Marger's palm, and he squinted and said, "He can see that you had a serious illness before, but that illness did not end with recovery." "So
he wants to terminate me?" Li Nuo He took out something that could summon Hidechiyo: "His life is useful, he can't turn into a monster now."
Mei Xuan on the side was a little confused by this scene. Everyone did encounter strange things, although the strange red The moon did appear, and the information about the sound nest was also in front of us, but Ichijo Akira and other characters who lived hundreds of years ago couldn't adapt yet.
Fortunately, Mei Xuan has rich life experience. She has been to another world a hundred years ago and witnessed the future a hundred years later. She understood the truth the moment she saw Faust going crazy.
We are truly at the intersection of underworld and earth.
So, the moment Li Nuo finished speaking, Mei Xuan took a giant step forward. This step moved five meters forward.
The soles of his feet landed on the ground, the blade came out of its sheath, and a white light flashed.
Faust dislocated his bones, flipped on the spot, and dodged with weird and exaggerated gestures.
Mei Xuan's wrist shook slightly and he executed three consecutive slashes, forcing his opponent to take out a wheelchair from his arms to stop him.
Faust's fighting style is extremely grandiose.
There seems to be a four-dimensional space in his clothes, and he can take out countless weapons and props.
Li Nuo knew that now was not the time to waste time and immediately summoned Hidechiyo.
In mid-air, there was a cloud of blood mist.
The half-demon woman pulled out the Nodachi and cut off the connection between Faust and Mei Xuan, and the air blade shook the two apart.
Hidechiyo took out a Yin-Yang Talisman with his backhand and stuck it on Faust. The [Calming Mantra] sounded in his mind, allowing the doctor to return to calm.
Faust sat on the ground with a smile, pulled his dislocated arm, and said with a smile: "Hey...what have I done..." "
It seems I can't take you with me." Li Nuo held a map. Not caring about what just happened, he watched silently and planned his route for a while.
"You almost went crazy again, Faust." Mei Xuan put away his weapon and said. The doctor just lowered his head and smiled. She turned to look at Hidechiyo and said, "Thank you just now." Faust
hehe Smiling, he took off the paper bag on his head, revealing his true appearance as a bald doctor, and handed the paper bag to Li Nuo.
"Hehe... I guess I won't have a chance to treat you. If you become like me one day, it will be useful to wear it."
Li Nuo took it and looked at the panel for a moment.
[Faust's Paper Bag]
[Quality: Excellent]
[Effect: Suppressing the Madman]
[Brief Description: Hehe...hehehe...hahahahahahaha! Secretary Flushing checked in! Ah Dakla! 】
This thing...
Li Nuo's pupils inadvertently stopped at Cha Bai.
At Faust's slight cough, Li Nuo withdrew his gaze.
"That guy from the anorectal department." Faust took off the surgical clothes under his coat and handed it over: "If this guy becomes a madman, as a doctor, you have to find a way to prescribe him a cure." Marger took the clothes
. , said: "Humph, it doesn't have to be so numb...fuck."
[Faust's surgical coat]
[Quality: Excellent]
[Effect: Can store four weapons or props]
[Brief description: The doctor is in the operating room He took out a chainsaw from his clothes! it is true! 】
"Okay, let's get serious." Nanami brought the topic back, looked at Li Nuo, and asked: "What is your plan? Commander." Li Nuo smiled mysteriously: "I have a
plan, you see. , I was marked in a movement area, and the players there will most likely think that we are going to build a tower defense for defense, so we just rush over." "Isn't that looking for death?"
Tom said.
"Yeah." Li Nuo said with a smile: "But don't forget, you will get gold coins for killing players, and you will get special random cards for killing monsters."
Tom felt that he had never played such a big game before, and he was a little timid.
Li Nuo reminded: "Tom, remember, you won't get anything by being cowardly."
Tom was speechless.
"Next, please ask Sister Mei Xuan to help protect us." Li Nuo looked at Marjie and said, "You can play with the operation of the red comet as you like." He took out the map and pointed to a road
.
"Miss Axiu, please come with me."
Hidechiyo nodded.
"Brother Wells, please come with us, I need a translator."
Wells said "Yo".
Marger puts on [Faust's surgical coat], because he is taller, and when put on it looks like a long, thin coat.
"Tell me, how to operate it specifically."
Li Nuo licked his lips: "Because it requires everyone's cooperation, the name of the plan is - dogs rely on human power."
(End of this chapter)