Chapter 1 Lazy guy, ninja, go to heaven!
"My name is Nara Raki, I am 12 years old and a reserve genin."
Nara Raki's ninja talent is not ideal.
But after all, he still passed the graduation exam of Konoha Ninja School.
"My family lives in the area of Mount Kikyo and Kikyo Castle in the northwest of Konoha Village.
" Considering that the journey to and from school every day was too long and tiring, I bought a penthouse corner apartment next to the Ninja School. Only on weekends and holidays would I ride a deer home to visit my parents. "
Konoha 48, the village today is also very peaceful.
However, as the situation on the frontline becomes increasingly tense, all ninjas know one thing - the arrival of the Third Ninja World War is inevitable after all, maybe with just one spark It will completely trigger a war!
The top management of Konoha, aware of the turbulent situation, not only urgently recalled those powerful jounin who were wandering outside the village, but also temporarily promoted a group of basic chunin through the chunin exam, and even recruited students from the ninja school. Many student genin "graduated early".
In this way, Nara Langui was finally admitted to his ninja establishment.
Putting aside the facts, this ninja is flying and escaping, cute and charming. What a beautiful thing.
What's more, what Nara Langui gained today is not only "a ninja school graduation certificate" and "a piece of Konoha ninja forehead protector", but also a long-overdue "travel talent plug-in"!
[ It is detected that you have officially obtained the status of ninja!]
[[Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven] The system is at your service!]
Officially became a ninja, and unexpectedly awakened the golden finger.
Two happy things overlapped, and what was obtained was a time of happiness like a dream. .
But why did it become like this?
Nara Langui gave up thinking, paused slightly, and continued to explain his identity information.
"I study seriously and never miss classes and leave early; I go home immediately after school, and I never stay up late at night; Go to bed at 11 o'clock in the evening and sleep for 8 hours every night.
"Before going to bed, I will definitely take a cup of Nara's secret medicine, and then practice the shadow secret technique for two and a half hours. When I go to bed, I will fall asleep immediately and sleep until dawn. I will never leave fatigue and stress until the next day. "
I My doctor father - who is also the director of the Nara Drug Research Institute - said that I was overly addicted to the secret art of escape passed down by my family. Although my learning progress was far ahead of my peers, it also led to some physical weakness.
"If things go on like this, it is likely to affect the future career of ninjas."
Until he said this, Nara Langui's tone was still very calm and calm.
His ninja talent is indeed "not ideal", but it is far from "desperate".
On the contrary, it benefits from the powerful spiritual energy that is "innate".
There is also the iconic "high-end version of the brain" of the Nara clan.
Nara Langui has very excellent qualifications and talents in terms of knowledge learning and chakra extraction and control.
Even if he really doesn't want to be a ninja anymore, Nara Langui doesn't have any choice.
For example, he can bring his talents to the scientific research career of the ninja world. The "scientific answer" he knows that touches the root of the world is not one, nor two... the path of the great scientists of the ninja world, and countless predecessors
. All went smoothly.
No matter what happens, Nara Langui can go home and inherit his family's Nara Pharmaceutical Research Institute, hundreds of Nara deer, dozens of Nara pharmacies, and several hills.
The doctor father in his life had been clamoring to retire thirteen years ago!
Damn it, but...
who would want to be a ninja if they didn't really like it? (Sakuma)
Besides, Nara Langui has already figured out a way to solve his own dilemma. As long as he can complete the technique, as long as he can - "
Kid, what are you talking about?"
A questioning voice interrupted Nara Langui's words. Thoughts, he sighed silently and looked at the female ninja opposite.
She has a delicate and fair face with oval seeds, and her smooth and gorgeous long golden hair is tied into a single ponytail behind her. Under her thin and beautiful willow-leaf curved eyebrows, her phoenix eyes, which are hooked inward and outward, are calm and confident.
The upper body is wearing a milky white navel-baring short-sleeve, and the flexible wasp waist curve with faint traces of abdominal muscles is charming; the lower body is paired with black ultra-short hot pants, and the slender and smooth legs are well-proportioned and plump; the whole body exudes a strong and capable beauty.
But the most eye-catching thing is the thrilling full curve outlined by the milky white top.
There should be no Konoha ninja who doesn't know this rich and generous blond lady.
The granddaughter of the First and Second Hokage, the direct disciple of the Third Hokage, and one of the famous Sannin - Tsunade crossed her
arms across her chest and stared at the obedient, clean and good-looking black-haired girl in front of her with a frosty face. boy.
If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would never have believed that such a beautiful young man in his prime would show that silly smile as if he was immersed in indescribable illusory satisfaction the moment she passed by.
It's almost like one of her perverted white-haired teammates who likes to peek into women's bathhouses - wait!
The external situation in Konoha is becoming increasingly tense at the moment, and no one can tell when the war will break out. Even a fool like Jiraiya should return to the village by this time, right?
Suddenly, as if she remembered something, the coldness on Tsunade's pretty face quickly faded away, replaced by a narrow expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile.
Regarding the reaction of this "legendary big fat sheep", Nara Langui was not sure why and could only continue to answer the other party's questions.
"I mean, I am a person who has always been pursuing a peaceful life..."
In this ninja world where blood theory and fatalism are extremely strict.
Above all mortals is the Liver Emperor.
Above the Liver Emperor is a genius.
Above genius is cheating.
This is not even mentioning the "behind-the-scenes mastermind", the "rabbit goddess" and even the "grandfather who sent the fuck-off director" who are even better than the fuck-up!
Ordinary ninjas have their limits.
The Nara clan has its limits!
In the ninja world, gods are rampant and life is like a piece of cake.
Nara Langui just wants to be a ninja casually, make some money casually, and spend his life peacefully and peacefully.
There is a bowl of old chicken soup that is good.
The big pillar comes from Senju, the second pillar comes from Uchiha, and I am from the Nara clan; we both have a bright future.
"Ninja", "genius", "reincarnation", "plug-in"! Nara Langui has gathered the elements to embark on a "bright future"!
"Live a peaceful life? Stop joking! I have discovered your true identity!"
The smile on Tsunade's face bloomed like a delicate peony. The joy of "reuniting with old friends" made her take a big step forward, leading her to a peaceful life. A swaying eye-catching wave appeared, the small fist was raised high, and the invisible air wave spread in an uproar.
"This is the Hidden Leaf Village, and I'm not here for you to have sex!" The
extremely large left and right swinging waves continued to magnify in the sight, and Nara Langui's dark pupils shrank and shivered, and two slender tentacle-like shadows emerged from the He quickly emerged from under his body, making no sound like a heart-seeking hunter in the dark night.
[C-level secret technique: the art of gathering shadows]
[Description of the technique: At the request of the caster, the shadow tentacles move in the dark]
[Effect of the technique: Turn one's own shadow into countless tiny tentacles, and then Manipulate the nearby material existence, and use it in any way you want, ever-changing]
[Evaluation of the technique: A good friend of the female ninja]
Nara Langui releases [Shadow Technique] not to attack, but just to control the scene.
"This is my ninja forehead protector!"
Nara Langui manipulated the tentacles of shadow, raised the forehead protector and certificate he took out from the ninja bag on his waist towards Tsunade, and took advantage of the opponent's fist to hit him He gave reliable proof of identity before taking his head.
"And a graduation certificate!"
'Instant Muji Ninjutsu? It’s really the secret shadow technique passed down by the Nara clan! '
Tsunade stared at the forehead protector and certificate in front of her, as well as the shadow tentacles controlling the two items, feeling unexpected in her heart.
'Is everything this kid just told the truth? Is he really not that bastard Jiraiya? '
Tsunade's momentum relaxed a little, and the small fist that she was just preparing for a "knowing blow" also lowered a few points.
After observing this, Nara Langui breathed a sigh of relief, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead.
If he really received such a punch, with his small body, he would probably go straight to heaven!
Nara Langui really didn't understand how he provoked Tsunade. The two clearly had no communication relationship before.
He was just minding his own business checking the newly awakened Goldfinger plug-in, but he was inexplicably stopped by the other party.
Isn’t the golden retriever big fat sheep amazing? !
Seeing that Tsunade was still making no next move, Nara Langui had no choice but to use his last "killer".
"If there's any offense."
Nara Langui put the forehead protector and certificate back into his ninja bag, counted out a few ten thousand tael banknotes from inside, and handed them out with both hands.
"Please forgive me."
You kid, do you want to bribe me with money? ! This is an insult to me!
Tsunade wanted to scold the other party so loudly.
However...
I saw Nara Langui gently twisting the ten thousand taels of banknotes in his hand. The overlapping banknotes suddenly spread out in a fan shape like a peacock spreading its tail, and the brilliant light of wealth was intoxicating.
Limited skill·Gold Escape·Hundred Thousand Yuan Hand!
However, He gave too much!
"Ahem!"
Tsunade withdrew her pink fist, put it against her lips and coughed twice, trying to put on a serious expression.
"Boy from the Nara family, you just said you live in Kikyo City, right? That's outside the village! It's getting late, and the protective power outside the village is not as good as inside the village, so let me escort you home! "
Looking at Tsunade's rather "amiable" bright smile, and the one hundred thousand taels of banknotes that she didn't know when she fell into her hands, Nara Langui could only swallow the words of rejection that slipped to her lips again.
Taking advantage of the gap when Tsunade happily turned around to lead the way, Nara Langui took a deep breath, got rid of irrelevant thoughts, and silently called out his golden finger in his heart.
'[Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven]! '
A virtual panel that only he could see pops up in Nara Langui's sight, exuding a faint fluorescence.
When he received the standard forehead protector that symbolized Konoha's ninja status from the teacher of the Ninja School today, Nara Langui awakened to this "lazy system", but the time was limited before and he did not have time to conduct a detailed inspection of it.
Later, he was arrested in the street by a big fat golden-haired sheep who carried out crimes with beautiful clothes...
It was a huge humiliation!
Nara Langui glanced at Tsunade's back in front of him unconvincingly, and then looked intently at the message record on the virtual panel.
[Suffering from [Six Paths Immortal Technique·Self-karma Curse Binding Technique] detected! ]
[Lazy ninjas will go to heaven after all! 】
'What two messages that make people feel uneasy...' '
And [Six Paths Immortal Technique·Self-karma Curse Binding Technique]... In the current era when the Third Ninja World War has not yet begun, it is possible to cast the Six Paths I'm afraid the only person who has the highest level of magic is the old director who went to see a movie in the Pure Land, right? '
'What's this? '
'It's all cheating. They can do it, but I can't? '
'You actually planted this magical seal in my body that is even more despicable than frog urine! Old man, I remember you! Nara
Langui stabilized his mentality, and then opened his personal attribute information panel.
——Name
: Nara Langui (can view the model of his own meridian system)
Ninjutsu: C (the use and mastery of all techniques based on energy forms such as chakra)
Taijutsu: E- (for all martial arts based on physical fitness) The use and mastery of fighting skills)
Strength: E- (the intensity of body strength, mainly affects wrist strength, arm strength, leg strength, etc.)
Speed: E- (the speed of body agility, mainly affects motor functions, reaction nerves, etc.)
Accuracy : E- (life constitution, cell activity, can be roughly understood as body energy)
Sage: C- (thinking IQ, knowledge and experience, can be roughly understood as spiritual energy)
Magic ability: [Clone Technique] (E level), [ Transformation Technique] (Level E), [Replacement Technique] (Level E), [Shadow Binding Technique] (Secret Tradition, Level D), [Art of Gathering Shadows] (Secret Tradition, Level C), [Technique of Shadow Seam] ] (Secret, B level)
Ninja Secret Scroll: Blank
Comprehensive evaluation: D level (Genin)
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There are six ninja data, each with a corresponding description. It looks very detailed and professional, and it is not difficult to understand.
If you pay close attention to a specific data, you will find more accurate and specific values.
After some testing by Nara Langui, the accurate values corresponding to his six data are:
Ninjutsu: 486
Taijutsu: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 3
Accuracy: 2
Wisdom: 214
Excluding the one that represents the degree of mastery of the techniques [ In addition to Ninjutsu] and the [Sage] attribute that symbolizes spiritual energy, Nara Langui's other attribute values can only be described in four words - the future is promising
.
'There is no need to mention the benefits of the data-based panel, but there is no way to improve personal attribute data yet. The research on the six basic data of ninjas can be put aside for a while. As for the last three...' '[
Spells Ability】Record personal ability information. '
'[Comprehensive evaluation] describes an individual's level of strength. '
'Both of these two items are easy to understand, but the key is the one in the middle [Secret Ninja Scroll], which is really inexplicable...'
Nara Langui didn't get [Lazy Man Goes to Heaven] for a long time, and many functions require him. Continue to conduct follow-up exploratory tests.
But even so, there is still a known function in [Lazy Man Goes to Heaven], which will be of great help to Nara at this stage!
Nara Langui's thoughts moved slightly, and a wave of light suddenly appeared on the virtual panel. Then the six pieces of data arranged up and down were gathered together and turned into a hexagonal chart. A lifelike human body model appeared next to the chart. side.
If you look carefully, you can see the densely packed and intricate human chakra meridian system on this miniaturized "Nara Langui Human Body Model", as well as the 361 chakra acupuncture points distributed on this meridian system!
It was a great pleasure to hold Gui in Nara.
'And Hinata - no! '
'It has the same type of ability as Otsutsuki's Byakugan! '
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