Chapter 199: A cold joke that even Captain America wouldn’t tell.
In New York City, in a magnificent office, a large-screen TV also played a news reporter’s interview and summary of Dr. Connors.
An old man with gray hair and wrinkles on his face was watching the TV.
"When asked about the valuation of the stele, Dr. Connors only replied that it was a priceless treasure." "
According to our reporter, a collector once offered $50 million to buy the stele, but it has been rejected. ."
"This incident has also aroused the public's keen attention to the stele." "
Collectors from all over the world are also competing to buy it at high prices, and the current market price of the stele is also rising."
"The team that unearthed the stele did not expect to encounter such a situation. They also entrusted this station and other media to make an announcement that the stele of time will not be sold." The news ends here, and it looks like it has
been When the scene of other things started to be broadcast, the old man also picked up the remote control and pressed the close button.
"Not for sale? That's ridiculous. I must get this stone tablet, cough cough cough." The old voice echoed in the room, and the constant coughing also showed how weak the owner of the body was.
The coughing stopped after a while, and the old man took a deep breath and sat back on the sofa. He picked up the phone next to him and said, "Tietou, have you seen the news about the Monument of Time? Arrange people to grab it. I need that thing."
At the same time, on the coastal highway from New York to Long Island, Chen Lin'an was driving, preparing to take Tony home.
In the passenger seat, Tony was stroking his forehead and kept complaining: "God, I actually had to endure this kind of torture three times. I almost forgot the last time it was so painful." Listening to Tony's
complaints , Chen Lin'an also smiled and said: "Relax, maybe you will enjoy this process later." "Don't
mention it, do you know what the old man said about me?" Tony waved his hand and continued.
"Paranoid, arrogant, self-centered, and inconsiderate of other people's feelings." "
His words really hurt me a bit. I thought psychiatrists would say that there is nothing wrong with you, and then slowly guide you." "Honestly
, I think there is nothing wrong with what he said." Chen Lin'an continued.
"You should really pay attention to these issues. Maybe you can start by subconsciously reminding yourself to put yourself in someone else's shoes."
After hearing Chen Lin'an's words, Tony also looked at him with strange eyes and said, "God, you look exactly like that old man now. , Even what he said is almost the same."
After speaking, Tony also lowered his voice and imitated the old dean's appearance and said: "Mr. Stark, pay attention to learning to think from other people's perspective. This is the key to solving problems. When you really do it At this point, you will find that all people and things are not that complicated."
Chen Lin'an also smiled when he heard this: "Thank you for your compliment. It seems that I am quite talented in psychology. Maybe I can take it as an elective next year. "
By the way, didn't the old dean tell you a joke? I remember he told a joke about cheese in class before. I still remember it." Hearing
Chen Lin'an's words, Tony rolled his eyes. Turning to the sky: "I've never heard such an old joke in my life. I bet Captain America didn't even say that stuff." "What would
you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese (not your cheese) )"
"Jesus, I get chills just thinking about it, and you know he told me a new bad joke besides that." "What do you call a
little pony with a sore throat? A little "Hoarse" ")"
"I feel bad just thinking about how many more times I have to listen to his old jokes."
Tony looked up at the sky, feeling a little tired.
"Pfft! Hahaha, A little "Hoarse", don't you think it's interesting?" Chen Lin'an couldn't help laughing when he heard the second joke. This kind of English homophone is always unexpected.
"I'm going to tell this joke to Felicia later."
Hearing Chen Lin'an's words, Tony also looked in disbelief, with big question marks in his eyes.
"Excuse me? What's so funny about this kind of joke? Only Rod's grandma would tell this kind of joke." For
a moment, Tony didn't know whether it was his own problem or the world's problem.
In this way, he was sent home by Chen Lin'an, and he was told to continue going in a few days before getting off the bus.
After seeing Tony off, Chen Linan continued to drive towards his home.
The road from New York to Long Island is indeed very suitable for racing, but if you don't control it well and rush off the road, it will be difficult to rescue.
Chen Lin'an was observing the road conditions while discussing the racing competition with Venom.
This was something he and Felicia had discussed in Monaco. They were supposed to start preparations as soon as they returned to New York, but due to Tony's poisoning and being too busy with subsequent exhibitions, they were temporarily delayed.
Now that the exhibition is over, Tony's palladium poisoning has been successfully resolved, and it's time for racing to be put back on the schedule.
I believe Felicia will be very happy to know this news. She has been busy with legendary chocolate during this period, so it’s time to take a rest and relax.
After all, working so hard and making money is for a better life, and you can't put the cart before the horse.
"It's so miserable. I can only ride in your car. I also want to drive the car myself or go to Felicia's side." Venom sighed and said very disappointedly.
When Chen Linan heard this, he also had black lines in his head. What was going on with this venom? He felt like he was full of rebellion, or maybe he disliked him after a long time.
We like the new and hate the old, why are the symbiotes so scumbag, bah!
"Ha! You can go if you want. I'm not stopping you." Chen Lin'an said in a very displeased tone.
Venom curled his lips when he heard this, and said in a tone of hatred: "I have to be able to go. You should work harder and try to control your mental power as soon as possible." "I feel like now
I The restraints have been reduced a lot. When your mental control increases a little, I should be able to temporarily leave the body and move." "At that time, I can race by myself,
or I can take Felicia's co-pilot seat. It seems that her driving skills are better than yours. At least she is faster and has a stronger feeling of pushing her back." "
You like fast speed, right? You like the feeling of pushing your back, right? OK, I will satisfy you today." Chen Lin'an With a sneer, as he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the Venom on the passenger side, and then threw it out of the window.
Then, before Venom could react, Chen Linan stepped on the accelerator and moved forward at full speed.
At this time, the venom was connected to Chen Lin'an's shoulder and rolled forward by the high-speed car.
"Ah!!! I was wrong!!!"
Venom, which had already reacted, was slightly deformed by the strong wind and being dragged by the ground. Only then did it realize that it had said the wrong thing and shouted crazily.
Chen Lin'an didn't pay attention to its yelling. He just pressed the accelerator to the bottom and continued to ask loudly: "How is it? Is it fast?! Is the pushing feeling strong?! Do you like it?!" That's it
! , scattered pedestrians on the coastal road saw a speeding car carrying a thick black liquid running wildly on the road.
The strange thing is that this thick black liquid can also scream, like a novel toy.
(End of chapter)