Chapter 59: Master, Steel Hand·I'm here too.
"Hoo!"
Shukaku blew black smoke into the air.
Uchiha Mikoto, who was blocked behind her, looked at the black smoking tanuki in Asuka's hand, and her eyelids twitched.
I didn't expect that the thing smaller than a pea just now was so powerful.
If it explodes on her body...
"Humph!"
After snorting coldly, Uchiha Mikoto glared at Asuka, turned around and left.
After a while.
"Asshole, you actually used me to block the tailed beast!"
Hearing the sound of Shukaku gritting his teeth, Asuka explained as he walked home.
"Who would have thought that you would just spray out, and since I didn't have any weapons in my hands at the time, I had no choice but to wrong you."
Thinking of the dangerous situation, he shook the tea cauldron in his hand and explained.
"Don't leave those things carelessly from now on. It will be very troublesome if they blow up people!"
Shukaku looked at Mikoto's leaving back with disdain and said plausibly.
"In the face of an angry human woman, all living beings are equal. This is the best way to solve the problem."
"Ha~"
Looking at Shukaku, whose head was obviously not turned around, Asuka shook his head and did not continue to talk to it. thoughts.
I still study how to draw a book.
Hinata Hinata Haruno Sakura.
After Anko shook the picture out of her mind, Asuka rubbed her rosy cheeks, glanced around secretly, and then ran home quickly.
It’s not easy to draw a book that beautifies the family.
In the afternoon of the third day.
Asuka weakly walked out of the room and came to the largest bookstore in Konoha Village.
After three consecutive days of fighting, his body almost collapsed. I can only say that painting is quite useless.
"Asuka-sama, why are you free to come here today?
The new issue of the magazine hasn't come out yet."
As a regular customer of the bookstore, he naturally knows this approachable Uchiha jounin, and he has a good relationship with him.
However, the Jounin's face looked a little unsightly today.
Snapped!
At this time, Asuka threw the book he had drawn to the shop owner, then lay down on the chair and said tiredly with his eyes closed.
"You take a look first!"
Huh?
The store manager looked down at the two books on the counter, and his expression suddenly became serious.
He once had the opportunity to appreciate Asuka's painting skills. Every stroke and every stroke was so exquisite that people couldn't help but admire the characters in the painting as if they were alive.
Unfortunately, when I originally wanted to publish those paintings of his, I was rejected.
He is a ninja from the most powerful family in Konoha. Drawing is a hobby, sharing is a virtue, and money is a string of numbers. Are there two chapters
in "Kato Dan's Ninja Story - Uchiha Chapter" and
"Uchiha's Ninja Story - Cat Girl Chapter"
?
He washed his hands with water and then solemnly opened the first Uchiha chapter.
After a while, the shop owner's face turned rosy.
The details of the painting are well mastered, and what I like most is the way the body proportions are drawn, which is simply a perfectly proportioned figure.
It is true that after a long war, not only did his painting skills decline, but he even improved.
Thin. Too thin.
Poof!
Hearing the sound of blood spurting from the side, Asuka opened his eyes and looked at the shop owner with a nosebleed, and said.
"Hey, that's an exaggeration!"
The shop owner immediately wiped his nose and carefully put the book away, saying with some regret.
"This book is harmful to your health, don't read too much!"
As he said that, he quickly pulled down the shop curtain, approached Feiniao, and whispered.
"This Kato Danjonin, does he really have that kind of skills??"
Asuka picked his nose and said casually.
"I'm obscene. How could I know what Kato Dan has to do." "
."
The store owner gave Asuka a thumbs up with a praising expression on his face.
What a great idea!
"Cough~cough~"
the shop owner coughed lightly, then took out his fruit plate and handed it to Asuka. He closed his eyes and began to think about the story he just saw.
I have to say, it is indeed wonderful.
The first chapter tells the story of Kato Dan, a jounin who loves beautiful women, and encounters various beauties in the Land of Fire. The latter chapter tells the story of him meeting an awkward and arrogant Uchiha girl with a cold temperament, and falling in love at first sight. In that
book In the book, he seemed to have brought to life the duplicitous, hard-spoken, soft-hearted Uchiha girl who wanted to keep up appearances. After reading it once, it was branded in his mind and would never go away.
I have never seen such an Uchiha.
Unfortunately, I haven't finished the painting
, but after reading the opening chapter, he can probably guess the ending.
"Lord Asuka!" Thinking of this, he asked in a low voice.
"The ending of this book should be that Kato Dan pursues the Uchiha girl through charm, and the two of them live a life without shame, right?" "No!" Asuka shook his head and said in a low
voice
.
"Kato Dan died while performing a mission. His internal organs were blown away. And that Uchiha girl carried Kato Dan's dream and eventually became Hokage.
I wrote this book simply to show outsiders the image of Uchiha. "
Fuck!
That's disgusting!
The male protagonist was painted to death, and it all depends on a hammer.
Looking at the constipated store owner, Feiniao patted his shoulder and continued.
"Please print and distribute this book for me. . "
As for the author."
When he thought of his colleague who wrote the book, Toad Immortal, he smacked his mouth and affirmed.
"The author writes, and I will do it." "
Sent?
As soon as he heard this, the constipated look on the shop owner's face instantly disappeared.
Although the story is not a good story, it is better than the wonderful painting.
And the wonderful painting means that it can be sold.
Selling money It means that his family is richer.
If you have money or don't make a bastard, he doesn't care whether it ends with a sword or not.
Thinking of this, he picked up the second book and lowered his head to read it.
After a while, the store owner's face Turning rosy again.
This book has an ending, and it doesn’t require a knife.
Pfft!
Hearing that the boss had nosebleeds again, Asuka showed a satisfied expression on his face.
Although he drew superbly, the ninja world with a lack of culture was shocked by everything he saw. It's just a god.
These two books will definitely sell
well. It's a pity that the cat girl in his imagination has orange cat ears and a cat tail. She has a sexy figure and looks like the God of Death, Yoruichi. The
actual cat girl has a thicker waist than him. , eats eight meals a day, and looks like the Akimichi family.
"Um..."
After reading the book about this Uchiha, who had an upright mouth and was captured by the cat girl, the shop owner looked at Asuka hesitantly and asked.
"Do you want to post this too? Will the Uchiha clan cause trouble?"
"Publish!
I've been authorized by the great elder to do this. No one will cause trouble."
Asuka shrugged and said casually.
He just wanted to show outsiders the character of Uchiha's clan and the method of contacting Uchiha, so as to weaken the untouchable image of Uchiha in the eyes of outsiders.
Wait two days and draw another book about a commoner girl to counterattack Uchiha.
"Asuka-sama, I have a secret question!
This Kato Danjounin, I look at his appearance, and he looks a bit like Tsunade-sama's boyfriend."
Listen. At this point, Feiniao glanced at the bookstore owner and said doubtfully.
"It's her dead boyfriend. Are you afraid that Tsunade will knock down your stall?"
"Yeah!"
The shop owner nodded his head worriedly, then he raised five fingers towards Asuka and said through gritted teeth.
"50-50 split!
Master Asuka, I have to take huge risks when printing this thing, plus publicity and printing.
50-50 split, this is the limit I can give."
Looking at the other person's eyes, there is a desire to make money . , three parts are afraid of being beaten, and four parts are determined to leave life and death behind, Feiniao shook his head and sighed.
"Four or six, you go find two subcontractors, don't get yourself involved.
We have been friends for so many years."
After hearing that Feiniao actually gave up 10% of the profit out of concern for his own safety, the shop owner suddenly puffed up his chest. , patted his chest with his big hand, and promised with excitement.
"Don't worry, even if Tsunade-sama comes to visit me, I won't confess you even if she beats me to death." "It's
okay. If you can't bear it anymore, you will confess me. Tsunade can't do anything to me."
With that said, Asuka stood up, patted the shop owner on the shoulder, and walked outside.
Facing Tsunade, I am afraid even if I am afraid, and I am not afraid even if I am not afraid.
That bitch is like a diode now, extremely strong and extremely weak at the same time.
Who made Konoha the strongest medical ninja? No, who made Konoha's second medical ninja suffer from hemophobia.
(End of this chapter)