Chapter 46: A simple transaction.
This is really a piece of exciting gossip.
Asuka put down the canned meat in his hand, then took some water and put it in front of the orange cat, his eyes shining.
"Although there is no such thing in the ninja world, isn't Luo Sha known for his single-mindedness?" The
orange cat lowered his head and smelled the fragrant can before continuing.
"That's all I heard. The male ninja couldn't wait to start having sex after finishing this conversation.
I thought they would continue chatting afterwards, so I lay down by the bedroom window until dawn.
But it turned out that I waited all night in vain. ."
"What a pity!"
Feiniao shook his head and then said with a serious expression.
"Don't squat until dawn next time. Everyone in Sunagakure Village knows that you are my psychic beast. It can easily be misunderstood that I want to spy on Sunagakure's intelligence." The orange cat took a bite of the can and muttered
.
"You are right. I was almost discovered that morning."
Asuka frowned and asked quickly.
"Then what?"
The orange cat patted his chest, with a humane look of joy on his face, and said slowly.
"At dawn, the male owner of the house came back, and then the male ninja in the bedroom tried to open the window through the curtains and run away.
Didn't I stick to the window at the time, and he almost pushed me down.
Then I Angry, I kicked him out of the window and back into the house.
Later, the family got into a fight with curses and curses, and the passers-by on the street focused their attention on that family and did not notice me. "
Mr. Master? " ?
Feiniao's movements froze and he was a little surprised.
"So, the man and woman you heard talking in the middle of the night were having an affair?"
"Yes!"
The orange cat nodded affirmatively, then he half-lyed on the table and said with half-lowered eyelids.
"How can a normal household have so much gossip?"
"Which household?"
It glanced at Asuka suspiciously, its tone full of scrutiny.
"Why do you want to have an affair?
Although that person's lovers can be counted on two hands, I guess if she still wants to establish herself in Sunagakure in the future, she won't have anything happen to you, a Konoha ninja. "
Bah! "
After spitting at the orange cat, Asuka crossed his legs and said with disdain.
"Just asking.
We have known each other for so many years, have you ever seen me come into contact with that kind of person?" "."
The
orange cat nodded subconsciously. It thought that Feiniao has been a well-behaved person for so many years, and the only time he has come into contact with anything inappropriate is The woman in question may still be the woman who sells magazines in the village.
"Her family lives at No. 77 Piaoxue Street in Damo. The male owner is a genin. He has a good reputation in the neighborhood and is known as an honest person. The female owner is called Truth. Although she looks
ordinary, she has a really hot figure. She is as coquettish as a stinky fox.
Not only does she like to hook up with married men, but she also likes to hook up with married women.
She always brings others to her home while her man is away on missions.
What I saw with my own eyes is... More than a dozen times."
At this time, he stretched out on the table and said in a gossipy tone.
"By the way, Mari recently found a new lover. His name is Yuzo, and he has some relationship with Chiyo." "Is
he Chiyo's mistress?"
"That's not the case. He is the apprentice of Chiyo's younger brother Ebizo.
I passed by the Kingdom of Wind at the beginning. When I was in the capital, I heard from the cat in the Dai Ming Mansion that the Dai Ming’s concubine found a guardian ninja as a concubine, and that person was also named Yuzo.”
"They are the same person?"
"Probably so. Sunagakure probably doesn't have the same name."
Hearing this, Asuka's face showed emotion.
Ebizo's apprentice is having a great time.
But this is normal. These ninjas often walk on the edge of death, which makes them somewhat abnormal.
When he was in Konoha, he often heard who cheated on whom.
But that honest man still hasn't divorced his wife, which once again refreshes Asuka's understanding of the word "patience".
Thinking of this, he gave the orange cat a thumbs up and praised it.
"Fei Fei, you are really good at collecting gossip."
Hearing Feiniao praising himself, the orange cat raised the corner of his mouth and smiled with all the teeth in his mouth exposed.
"It's not easy, you finally discovered the advantages."
"Yes!"
Feiniao tugged at the fat on the orange cat's body and said with emotion.
"The reason why I signed the contract with you in the first place was not only because you are cute and fat, but also because I wanted to use you as a pillow.
But I didn't expect the hair loss to be so serious."
"It's too much!"
Seeing Feiniao want to mention his dark history, the hair on his body He immediately exploded and his words were not good.
"Asshole, do you dare to say that when you signed the psychic contract with me, you didn't have the idea of me using the transformation technique to turn into a cat lady?" "
You have become too fat, making me completely indifferent to creatures like cat girls. Lost interest."
"Die!"
in the room.
The cat roared, the birds gasped, and the plate shattered for a long time.
Three days later.
"Damn it, mother-in-law, you can't bear to see a genius become a waste, right?"
Boom!
Kankuro covered his head and seemed to have a mask of pain on his face. He glanced at his mother who clenched her fists and said a little aggrievedly.
"Why are you beating me?
I just want to learn puppetry with my mother-in-law and practice my opening remarks."
"Where did you learn it from?"
Garura stared at her son with an ugly face. She couldn't understand why he was so well-behaved before. My son would actually say something like this which makes people feel like an idiot.
"In the past two days, I can often hear Brother Asuka talking to himself. I learned it from him."
Uchiha Asuka?
Hearing this name, Garura frowned and said doubtfully.
"What have you learned from him these days?"
"Puppetry!"
"He knows puppetry?"
"Yes!"
Kankuro nodded seriously, then he raised his finger and said seriously.
"He told me that the only weakness of the puppet technique is the human body, so I should build up my body well.
In this way, even if the enemy avoids the puppet and fights me at close range, I can kick him back.
He also"
"Stop! Stop. !"
Garuruo quickly interrupted what his son wanted to say next.
She just rested for two months and didn't take care of Kankuro for two months. How could he become like this?
After taking a few deep breaths, she took Kankuro's arm and said sternly.
"From now on, you go and learn what the puppet technique is from Chiyo-sama, and don't use that kind of opening remarks that make people sound idiotic. So as not to make Chiyo-sama unhappy." "Oh~"
Kankuro said
dryly
Oh.
He specifically asked Feiniao for advice on this opening statement.
He still remembers Asuka patting his shoulder and saying.
[Kankuro, Chiyo’s mother-in-law is now retired, and she will not easily accept you as her apprentice.
But as long as you learn puppetry for two months from someone like me who doesn't know how to do it, Chiyo will accept you through gritted teeth in order to prevent the future genius of the village from dying young.
When the time comes, just say that when you meet. The success rate will be greatly improved.]
Squeak!
As the door opened, Kankuro, who was following his mother, saw the room in front of him that was too big to look like.
so big!
After entering the door and scanning the somewhat empty room, Kankuro couldn't help but sigh.
There is no furniture or anything in this room.
There is a pool in the center of the house, but I don't know if there are any fish in it.
Just when he was distracted, Garura had already come to Ebizo and explained his purpose.
Chiyo's eyes then fell on Kankuro.
She looked at Kankuro looking around, and thought of the puppet master knowledge that Asuka taught him that had nothing to do with puppet masters. She sighed softly and said in an old voice.
"I will briefly teach him some basic knowledge.
Yuzo, go to my room and find some basic puppets."
"Yes!"
"Thank you, Chiyo-sama!"
Garura nodded in thanks. She knew that he could teach Kankuro very well. Most likely it was for Luo Sha's sake.
At this time, Kankuro's eyes suddenly fell on the ninja who turned and left.
It turns out that Yuzo is this guy!
A child's eyes cannot hide things.
Ebizo, who was fishing, looked at Yuzo's back with reverent eyes and said kindly.
"Kankuro, what are you thinking about?"
"Huh?"
Kankuro said in a voice, imitating Asuka and picking his nose.
"Yuzo is the real ninja. He can withstand the impact of more than 300 kilograms and use his strong willpower to complete impossible tasks."
? ? ? The three of them had questions on their heads after hearing these words.
Snapped!
The sound of the fishing rod in his hand falling to the ground woke Ebizo up. He recalled what Kankuro said just now, looked at the other person's respectful eyes, and said hesitantly.
"Where did you hear these words?"
"When I was playing at Brother Asuka's house, I heard what the cat said."
Hearing this, Ebizo also had a look of surprise on his face, and he glanced at the man next to him. Kankuro left with his ears, his eyes fell on his sister Chiyo, and he said slowly.
"Sister, the one with more than 300 kilograms should be the one next to the daimyo, right?"
Chiyo glanced at Ebizo, then picked up the fishing rod and said while swinging the hook.
"The daimyo is cutting funds, and you want to increase some funds through the advice of people around him.
Although the plan is a bit shoddy, it is one of the few attempts that can be made under the current circumstances." "
The village's funds have reached a critical point. , otherwise we wouldn’t use this method.”
Ebizo put down his fishing rod, stood up with a sigh, and said.
"Sister, let me go."
Well!
Looking at Ebizo's leaving back, Chiyo slowly closed his eyes, his whole body seemed to be in trance, sitting there motionless.
Daimyo,
I don’t know if the village will still have the ability to launch a war more than ten years later.
"Ebizou-sama!"
"Yeah!"
"Where are you going, Ebizou-sama?"
"Just take a walk!"
Greeting people on the street along the way, Ebizo's mind started to work.
It seems that the other party has known about this for a long time. I wonder what he wants with this handle?
The people in Konoha should not know about this matter, otherwise it would be impossible for him to not hear any rumors. With the relationship between Uchiha and Konoha, there is a high probability that he will not tell the senior officials about this matter.
Although the dead will keep secrets, no one knows whether the dead will leave any behind-the-scenes secrets during their lifetime.
If the matter comes to light, the daimyo is likely to cut the already small funding by a few cents again.
Shaking his head, Ebizo went straight to Asuka's house.
"Yo!"
Asuka said in surprise as he opened the door and looked at Ebizo standing outside the door.
"Lord Ebizo, I haven't seen you for several months, but you are still so energetic."
"Haha~"
Ebizo stroked his beard and smiled kindly. He glanced at the cat queen on the table in the room, a light flashed in his eyes, and he smiled. .
"Come in and talk?"
"Okay!"
Asuka introduced Ebizo in, then poured him a glass of boiled water and asked.
"Are you planning to see me off in advance when you see that I'm going back to Konoha?"
"No!"
Ebizo said in an old voice after taking the water glass from the other party and placing it on the table.
"I don't want to go around with you, a young man
. Do you know about that matter?"
Looking at Ebizo's determined expression, Asuka's eyes glanced at the orange cat sleeping on the table, and then fell on him again. , said speechlessly.
"The story of your apprentice and Three Hundred Jin?"
Ebizo twitched the corner of his mouth, looking at Asuka's speechless eyes, he said slowly.
"It's just a bad idea for the future of the village."
If it weren't for Sunagakure's financial difficulties, it would actually be a good idea to take care of those nobles and let them whisper in the ears of the daimyo.
Unfortunately, the daimyo didn't have enough financial resources and didn't want to get close to the kunoichi,
so he could only choose the cheapest way.
"It's indeed a bad idea."
Feiniao nodded in agreement.
To be honest, he never dreamed of attacking anyone close to the Daimyo.
When he first carried out the D-level mission, it was not like he had never seen the daimyo's taste.
All I can say is curiosity.
"Young man, how can we prevent this matter from becoming known to everyone?"
A very old voice pulled Asuka back from his fantasy. He looked at Ebizo's smiling eyes and asked doubtfully.
"You buried the daimyo's concubine without knowing it. Doesn't it mean that this incident never happened." "
Your idea is really dangerous."
Ebizo said with some regret when he saw the serious expression on his face. .
"It is said that Uchiha Madara didn't have a good impression of the nobles back then. He once wanted to unify the ninja world. If it weren't for Senju Hashirama, the nobles would be in danger. However, from what you said, this matter should be between you
and The cat knows."
After a pause, he looked at the bird with a kind face and continued.
"Young man, can you keep this matter a secret?"
"Yes!"
Feiniao nodded simply.
Gossip is something that you just enjoy listening to, and you will forget it after a while.
At this moment, Ebizo was stunned. He looked at Asuka who readily agreed to him and said hesitantly.
"No conditions?"
"No."
"No money?"
"I have money."
"Woman?"
"I'm a clean slut, and I'm still a virgin."
"Ninjutsu?"
"I copied nearly a thousand ninjutsu and used ten of them a day, which took less than half a year." "
Then"
Asuka looked at Ebizo with a bit of a toothache. When he wanted to say something, he immediately stretched out his right hand and pointed to the sky and swore.
"I swear on the honor of Uchiha.
I just listened to the gossip about this matter, and I have no idea of spreading it outside.
In current Konoha, the three cats and I are the only ones who know about this matter.
In the future Konoha, it will also be me and the three cats. A cat knows about this.
You have to believe me, I am the most tight-lipped man in Uchiha."
After hearing that Uchiha Asuka actually swore an oath on his family's honor, Ebizo's eyelids instantly raised.
He looked at Asuka up and down for a while and thought to himself.
The Uchiha family values the family's honor more than anything else.
Although he swore on the honor of the Uchiha family, it meant that there was a 99% chance that this matter would not be leaked.
But for so many years in the ninja world, this was the first time I met someone so easy to talk to.
There was inevitably some murmuring in my heart.
If it weren't for the fear that the other side would have some unknown back-up plan and restart the war.
He now wants to leave Asuka in Sand Hidden Village.
After pondering for a long time, Ebizo asked tentatively.
"How about you want something?"
Feiniao shook his head firmly and refused.
"No."
"Come casually?"
"???"
Asuka looked at Ebizo with a question mark, wondering.
"Didn't you Sunagakure lose all your money?"
"If you don't want anything, I won't feel at ease!"
Upon hearing this, Feiniao twitched the corner of his mouth twice and said.
"I am a medical ninja. I have long heard that Granny Chiyo has a forbidden medical technique. Do you want to sell it?"
Do you?
He stared hard into Asuka's eyes. After looking at the other person's clear eyes for a while, Ebizo said with some doubts.
"How much do you want to pay?"
"Wait for me to withdraw the money."
With that said, Feiniao got up and came to the safe.
After a while.
Snapped!
Ebizo looked at the coins the other party threw on the table, and the way he looked at Asuka changed.
This guy is so sincere.
My sister's forbidden medical technique, Jisei Reincarnation, cannot be learned by any unskilled medical ninja.
According to my sister, there should be no more than five people in the entire ninja world who can learn the forbidden techniques in her hands.
Even if the conditions for learning Ninjutsu are harsh, the consequences are also extremely serious.
He didn't believe that this Uchiha would be used by the higher-ups in Konoha.
Thinking of this, he looked down at the money on the table and said with emotion.
"Save your money and spend it."
"I know, these money are all from my heart.
Sunagakure makes money and Sunagakure flowers, don't take home a cent."
Listening to Asuka's sonorous and powerful voice, his face suddenly became serious Getting up, Ebizo held Asuka's hand and said seriously.
"Wait."
After saying that, he stood up and left Asuka's room, turned around and ran towards his residence.
With this money, the village was able to survive for a while.
As for Yuzo and Sanbaijin,
he trusted this tight-lipped Uchiha.
ps: two in one.
I'll read this chapter again, and I always feel that Ebizo is a bit mentally retarded
(end of chapter)