Extra (free version) - Tsunade: Evil Uchiha
ps: Alas, I am too busy and have no time to correct typos and grammatical errors. Please forgive me. [Hiss, it’s not like I’m getting married, I’m just busy]
The Second Ninja World War.
Konoha is still very quiet today.
Although the bustling streets are a bit bleaker than before the war, they are still a bit more prosperous than other places.
"Oh, meatballs, delicious meatballs."
"The meatballs here are five taels cheaper than next door. The same processing method and the same purchasing channel means they are cheaper." "Believe it or not,
I've opened up your stall."
"Come on!"
Hearing the simple business war going on next to him, a little kid squeezed his way to the front of the crowd, then looked up at the two bosses who were throwing balls at each other, and couldn't help but smack his mouth.
"No matter how many times I've watched it, I always feel that the people in Konoha are really simple. When it comes to business wars, they don't even have to go through any twists and turns. They just set off people's stalls." After Xiao Douding's words were heard by the melon eaters around him, his faces changed
. I couldn't stand it for a moment. I heard that these words were spoken by people from other villages. Although this business war was indeed simple and unpretentious, I couldn't say it out loud.
Then, they looked down at the child with his arms crossed.
With short black and shiny hair and exquisite facial features, it is easy to tell that this future man must be a handsome guy, but the other person's gossipy eyes are just like those of adults. "Hiss!" At this time, the person next to him suddenly
glanced
. Looking at the gray clothes on Xiao Douding's body, he inhaled the breath of the nearby balls. Although the clan uniform didn't look too new, the fan-shaped mark on the other person's back seemed to be brand new.
The Uchiha family’s gossipy brat.
Bang!
At this time, a bunch of meatballs flew over from the air and landed firmly on Xiao Douding's hand. He grabbed the meatballs and took a bite. Then he narrowed his eyes slightly, took out a few coins from his arms and gave them to the man next to him. People, milk is in the air.
"Uncle, after those two guys finish playing, help me settle the bill."
As he said that, Xiao Douding seemed to be afraid that the money would be embezzled. He showed the clan emblem on his back and said innocently.
"My name is Uchiha Asuka, uncle, I remember your appearance."
As soon as he finished speaking, he took the meatball and disappeared into the crowd of onlookers.
Looking back at the crowd who were still watching, Asuka was eating meatballs while admiring the scenery of Konoha. He had traveled to Konoha for four years, in other words, he was now four years old.
When he remembered it, he knew that he might never have a chance to be with the protagonist in this life.
First of all, he has no brothers.
Secondly, he dressed too early.
Finally,
looking at the pregnant woman with a pregnant belly coming towards him, Feiniao greeted her very politely.
"Hina-sister, good morning."
Hina looked at the delicate kid in front of her, covered her mouth and smiled.
"Little Asuka, eat less meatballs, your teeth will be sweet."
"You won't get tired of it!" Asuka walked up to Hina, taking advantage of her age, raised her hand to touch Hina's belly, and said seriously, " Mrs. Hina, the child in your belly is very healthy, and it is a boy, a very handsome boy." "
Little Asuka!"
Hina leaned down and kneaded Asuka's cheeks with both hands, sighing.
"If he can be half as handsome as you, I'll be satisfied."
Asuka rubbed his chin with one hand. He thought of what Kakashi would look like in the future, then looked at Kakashi's fucking appearance and nodded.
"There should be someone half as handsome as me."
"Hey~"
Hina continued to rub Asuka's face and chuckled.
"Little Asuka, haven't you always wanted to learn medical ninjutsu?
Today, my sister heard from Sakumo that Tsunade-sama made a suggestion at the Jonin meeting to include medical ninjas in the mission team, and proposed to establish a training mechanism for medical ninjas. "
Hearing this, Asuka's eyes gradually became brighter. According to the practices of those senior time travellers, as long as they choose to support Tsunade's proposal at the Jonin meeting, they can almost 100% gain Tsunade's favor and embrace the beauty. .
Forget about hugging a beauty, that guy is in such bad shape that you can’t even notice. He just wants to gain Tsunade’s favor and learn some of her own medical ninjutsu. “Thank you sister,
I’m going to stop Tsunade-sama. "
After saying that, Asuka ate the meatballs in his hand, turned around and ran towards the Konoha Medical Department.
Tsunade, I'm here too!!
When he arrived at the medical department, Asuka looked at the simple two-story building. Department, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
The medical development of Konoha is really poor now. The medical department has two floors, and it is not as grand as the Nara clan's medicinal materials department.
At this time,
just when he was worried about where to find Tsunade, Asuka looked at At the door, a bald ninja suddenly came out to see the patient. He trotted up quickly and praised.
"Future Minister of Medical Affairs, your head that exudes wisdom shines in my eyes from across the street. And it stung deeply.
I have a hunch that the main reason that will open my eyes in the future must be your head that shines with the light of wisdom. "
Pa!
" The bald man slapped his forehead with his big hand. He looked down at the little Douding standing under the steps through the gap left by his fingers, and kept thinking in his heart. "Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wuji, who
let When I first saw him as an Uchiha, I insisted on being mean and said that I liked hearing compliments from others. "
After taking a few deep breaths, he looked down at Feiniao and asked.
"Little Feiniao, what are you doing in the medical department again? "
Feiniao looked at this hypocritical bald ladle, took a step back, raised his head and said.
"I'm looking for Tsunade-sama."
"Her."
Thinking of the granddaughter of the First Hokage with a bad temper, he looked at the Uchiha clan emblem behind Asuka and shook his head subconsciously.
"I can help you convey something. She has been in a bad temper these past two days. You are an Uchiha child, so don't get into trouble." "
Women always have a few days every month, and it seems that she is no exception."
"Yes, she is such a troublesome woman. When I think that she may become my minister in the future, I feel extremely heartbroken." "Don't worry, the
position of minister is there. What she can't take away is yours. ."
"I like to hear this."
When the people around saw the discussion between the big one and the small one, Tsunade started to talk about it. After looking at the two of them with strange expressions, they quickly took a few steps back, away from these two unlucky people. The thing is a little further away.
Knowing that Tsunade-sama was in a bad mood, she really felt that she was living too long.
Seeing a narrow-eyed woman with a yellow ponytail suddenly appear not far from the two of them, everyone took a step back again.
Unlucky thing!
"You guys."
Hearing an unusually cold female voice coming from their ears, Asuka and Baldhead both trembled at the same time, then slowly turned their heads to look to the right.
"Are you talking about me?"
The girl who appeared in front of them was very beautiful. She was wearing a white coat and black silk armor. Although she squinted her eyes, her delicate facial features could still be recognized in the crowd. Get her out.
Although the figure is slightly smaller in the rear view, it is now showing its rudimentary form.
Tsuna. Tsunade? ?
Asuka took a breath with some toothache, then looked up at Tsunade's clenched fist and swallowed, then stood directly in front of the bald man and said quickly.
"Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry, please put all the blame on me."
? ? ?
Seeing this very loyal Uchiha brat standing in front of him, the bald man sniffed and cursed himself angrily.
How can one become a minister if he is so irresponsible?
Suppressing the fear in his heart, he kicked Asuka aside, gritted his teeth and faced Tsunade, and said with a pinched neck.
"What does this kid know? It's all a true reflection of my heart. I just want to be a minister."
Bang!
He saw a small, white fist wrapped in the air, landing directly on the bald man's chest like an iron pestle.
In an instant, the bald man felt a sharp pain in his chest. His whole body was stooped like a prawn, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and he flew backwards.
Looking at the bald man who was flying upside down and vomiting his breakfast, after the bird rolled twice on the ground, he glanced around and started to walk in the other direction quietly.
This bitch Tsunade has such a bad temper.
Snapped!
His shoulders suddenly sank.
Asuka's eyes rolled slightly and he looked at the slender hand on his right shoulder. He smelled the citrus smell emanating from her hand and swallowed softly.
The pressure on his body was now like a huge mountain, his limbs became extremely heavy, and a lot of sweat broke out on his forehead.
Is this the sense of oppression that jounin feels?
After waiting for a few seconds, he saw that Tsunade had no intention of speaking. He smelled the increasingly strong citrus smell in the air, and while muttering to himself that the other party had eaten a lot of grapefruit, he gritted his teeth and turned to look at the "big grapefruit" walking behind him. , said in an unusually sincere tone.
"Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry!"
"Kid, look directly at me."
After hearing these words, Asuka subconsciously looked up and looked into Tsunade's eyes
without seeing her.
After silently taking a step back, he raised his head to look into Tsunade's eyes again. This time without any obstruction, Asuka could clearly see Tsunade's face, and her whole body exuded the aura of wanting to hit someone.
Gulu~
Tsunade slowly leaned down, looked at the Uchiha brat who was swallowing his saliva, gently hit his head with his fist, and said with a half-smile.
"Uchiha brat, did you come all the way to the medical department just to talk about me behind my back? How dare you." The atmosphere
in the air gradually became a little solid.
Feeling that she seemed to want to take out her anger on him, Asuka quickly took a step back to avoid the claws. Then, before Tsunade could continue to stretch her hand over, he stared at Tsunade with wide eyes and said with a milky voice.
"Tsunade-sama, I came here specifically to find you."
"Is it because you didn't find me and you were a little bored, so you talked about me behind my back with that bald lady?"
Seeing that Tsunade had guessed the development of the matter, he wanted to nod. She said yes, but when the corner of his eye glanced at the bulging veins on her forehead, Asuka quickly shook his head and explained.
"It was the suggestion that Tsunade-sama mentioned in the Jonin meeting today that touched my heart, and then I ran out of the clan to find Tsunade-sama." After hearing this, Tsunade's fist froze in mid-air, and her
eyes He stared into Asuka's eyes for a long time, and then looked at the Uchiha clan emblem behind him, with a look of disappointment on his face.
He was really overthinking, he was an Uchiha, how could the suggestions he made touch the heart of an Uchiha.
This hateful kid actually took advantage of himself.
Before she could speak, Asuka raised her head, looked at Tsunade's gloomy expression, twitched her mouth, and then explained.
"Tsunade-sama, in fact, I have been studying medical books since I was two years old. Now the level of medical ninjutsu is no worse than that of the genin in the hospital, and can even be compared to some chuunin." Tsunade raised a brow, seeing that the child didn't look like he was faking it
. , she asked with her arms on her chest. "What did you learn?"
Asuka said proudly with his hands on his hips.
"Painless sterilization can be performed on both humans and animals.
According to the evaluation given to me after the family test, they said that I am a hawk who advocates "As long as everyone has no offspring, then the ninja world will be peaceful", I was forcibly classified as a hawk. I sent that group of people to join.
In fact, I feel that I am pro-village group, but they don’t want me.”
Sterilization?
Uchiha radicals?
Thinking of the village's policy of encouraging childbirth, and thinking of the brat's ideas just now, two veins popped up on Tsunade's forehead again, "You brat of the Uchiha family, you actually have such evil thoughts." Looking up at Tsunade's dark face
, Asuka blinked blankly.
He was right.
As long as Shisui and Itachi are made father-in-law, Uchiha may be able to live for a few more years. As long as he survives to the age of prince, the family will be stable.
The old man in the family who tested him was sick. Unless he had too radical ideas, he was directly classified as a radical before he could continue to answer the following questions.
After lowering his head and thinking for a while, Asuka sniffed and continued.
"Tsunade-sama, I want to learn medical ninjutsu."
"I won't teach you."
"Okay."
Seeing Tsunade decisively rejecting him, Asuka lowered his head and turned around and walked in another direction, feeling a little disappointed at the same time. I couldn't help but feel a little happy.
No need to take this beating.
It would be the same for Tsunade to support her idea after a few days, so as not to be regarded as someone with ulterior motives.
boom!
Just as Asuka lowered his head and walked forward, he felt as if his head had hit a ball of cotton. He looked up at Tsunade's trembling thighs and wondered.
"Tsunade-sama, is there anything else?"
"Well!" She hummed softly, then lowered her head to look into Uchiha Asuka's eyes and asked carefully, "I now suspect that you were sent by the Uchiha clan to get close to me. You are an Uchiha, why do you want to learn medical ninjutsu? ?”
? ? ?
Asuka looked at Tsunade as if he were an idiot, and then after receiving a punch, he covered his head and said aggrievedly.
"What does my learning of medical ninjutsu have to do with my identity as an Uchiha?
Does practicing medical ninjutsu prevent me from practicing the family Sharingan?
Does practicing medical ninjutsu prevent me from practicing other ninjutsu?
Is it not normal for medical ninjas to have combat capabilities at the same time ? Do you know?
On the contrary, what's wrong with me, a combat ninja, who possesses medical ninjutsu?
You can't subvert your own knowledge just because I'm an Uchiha, right?"
After hearing these words, Tsunade suddenly choked up. What this kid said is good. It makes sense, but I don’t know how to refute it.
Boom!
After she knocked Asuka on the head again, she put her hands on her hips and spoke confidently.
"It's not strange at all for others to practice medical ninjutsu, but it's strange for you, an Uchiha, to practice this thing, and it's even more strange for
you to practice sterilization. Tell me your purpose, or you will go home with me tonight You don't have to ask your family to do your share of the meal."
"Coco. But I'm an Uchiha.
I just want to learn medical ninjutsu. What's the purpose of this?"
Seeing Asuka raised his head and looked at it with big watery eyes. Looking at herself, Tsunade pondered for a moment, then suddenly the corner of her mouth twitched.
She almost forgot that this was the mentally unstable Uchiha.
Nothing they do is surprising.
And based on their brains and their confidence in the power of the Sharingan, they would definitely let their children learn this kind of ninjutsu, let alone send it to them.
Thinking of this, Tsunade gave the brat a little test, and then a look of surprise flashed in her eyes.
It seems that what he said is right. The theoretical knowledge has indeed surpassed that of many people, and he can also condense a trace of [Palm Senjutsu] chakra. This kid does have the potential to become a medical ninja.
The Uchiha family had a medical ninja who was taught by the Senju family.
A strange look slowly appeared in Tsunade's eyes. She looked down at Asuka and said curiously.
"Since you just said that my speech at the Jonin meeting yesterday touched your heart, tell me." Has
the opportunity come? ?
Seeing Tsunade looking at him curiously, Asuka coughed slightly and said in a thick voice on purpose.
"If someone is killed, they will die!
If someone is chopped, they will be injured!
The existence of medical ninjas in the team depends on whether his teammates need [rescue], whether there is [time and space for treatment], and the medical treatment on the front line. Ninjas are like insurance. I hope I don't need it, but once I need it, I will be confused if I don't have it."
As time passed, Tsunade slowly straightened up and her expression became serious.
Although this kid talks about a lot of things, many of them are things that cannot be realized, and his own knowledge is a bit too superficial, and it doesn't look like someone else has specially trained him to deceive him.
At least it was impossible to train such an idiot to lie to him
. At this moment, Asuka took out a cat-shaped wallet from his pocket and handed it to Tsunade, closing his eyes and saying.
"This is the pocket money I have saved over the past few years. I ask Tsunade-sama to use it to train medical ninjas."
Looking at the painful look on the other person's face, Tsunade glanced at the scattered coins in her wallet, and felt a surge in her heart. Shake his head.
"It doesn't matter whether he is real or fake, an Uchiha brat can support him."
Thinking of the high-level officials in the village who supported her openly but were unwilling to be fake at all, Tsunade reached out and took the wallet handed by Asuka and said to He waved his hand and said.
"This money is too little to train medical ninjas. I'll double it for you when I go to the casino."
? ? ?
Looking at his empty hands, Asuka looked at Tsunade's leaving back and blinked blankly.
You really want it.
I'm just being polite.
afternoon.
Casino entrance.
Tsunade stood at the entrance of the casino with empty hands. She looked back at the gamblers who had lost a red eye inside. Thinking of herself who had lost a red eye just now, her face darkened and she walked towards the Uchiha clan.
"Now that I've lost all the money to that brat, I have to compensate him for what. How about compensating him for joining the medical department? I'll make those guys in the police department angry with their nostrils." Thinking of this, a look suddenly appeared on Tsunade's face
. smile.
It's really interesting to think about dragging Uchiha to the medical department.
When she arrived at the Uchiha clan, she found out where Asuka lived by asking around.
"Are our ancestors wealthy?"
Looking at the house in the distance that was several times larger than a normal house, Tsunade raised an eyebrow, then reached out and knocked on the door, and heard the voice of a middle-aged man from the opposite street.
"Asuka should not be at home at this time."
Turning back to look at the middle-aged man who spoke, a flash of lightning flashed in Tsunade's mind, and she immediately recognized who the other person was.
Uchiha Ryoichi's younger brother, Uchiha Ryoichi.
Second Grandpa mentioned the other party specifically.
"When will he come back?"
Hearing this, Ryoichi glanced at the sun in the sky. Although he didn't know why Tsunade suddenly wanted to find Asuka, since there was no murderous intention in him, he probably wasn't looking for trouble.
Then he pointed towards the center of the clan and spoke.
"He went there to train and will be back in about an hour or two. The key to his house is under the flowerpot next to him. You can wait for him at home, or you can come and sit here." "Thank you!
"
Minzuna After thanking Asuka, he stood directly at the door, as if waiting for Asuka to come back. Ryoichi shook his head when he saw this, and then came to Asuka's yard, opened the flowerpot, took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole. , said.
"There's nothing valuable in his house, so there's no need to wait outside the door."
Click!
After saying that, I heard a sound of a machine, and the door opened instantly.
Pointing to the sofa inside, Ryoichi said.
"You go in and sit down first, I'll have someone call him back."
Looking at Ryoichi's leaving back, Tsunade murmured with doubt flashing in her eyes.
"The two of them look familiar."
As she said that, she sat directly on the sofa and fiddled with her fingers in boredom.
Looking at the photo hanging on the wall, Tsunade's eyes narrowed.
Because she saw the person in the middle of the photo, and she also has a photo of that person at home.
Is there any relationship between Uchiha Madara
’s family and Uchiha Madara?
Thinking of the extremely familiar actions between Ryoichi and the other party just now, Tsunade's eyes became even weirder.
Uchiha Madara's junior wants to learn medical ninjutsu?
Wow! Wow!
At this time, a breeze passed through the room and blew the white paper on the table to the ground.
Seeing this, Tsunade walked over and picked up the white papers scattered on the ground one by one.
Looking at what was painted on it, he couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle.
"The scenery you painted is nice!"
Wow!
next moment.
When Tsunade turned to the second page, the smile on her face instantly froze.
The person in the painting has long light yellow hair that is very similar to hers, her short light yellow eyebrows are also very similar to hers, her bright brown eyes are also very similar to hers, and her white and tender skin is also very similar to hers. In short, everything is similar to hers.
The only thing that doesn't look like it is that the person in the painting has a plump figure that doesn't look like a human being in the bikini.
He lowered his head and glanced at his chest, and then looked at the portrait (full body portrait) on the white paper, which was still a portrait wearing a swimsuit.
Tsunade clenched her right fist tightly.
It didn't matter that she didn't draw it big, the evil Uchiha actually included himself in the drawing.
Sunshine, beach, bikini, kid.
Seeing the person in the painting actually half-kneeling on the ground, applying sunscreen to the Uchiha kid, several veins appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and her face turned a little dark red.
"I won't peel off a few layers of your skin today. I will take your surname as Uchiha."
(End of this chapter)