Chapter 144: The jounin meeting is about to begin early
in the morning.
A heavy sense of oppression came, and Feiniao opened his eyes and took a few breaths. After the sleepiness gradually dissipated, he looked up at the orange cat lying on his chest and pinched the swim ring on its belly. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and a look of nostalgia flashed across his eyes.
This cat was once slim.
When I took it home to sleep for the first time, Feiniao was afraid that it would roll over and crush it to death.
Now I might be crushed to death by it one day.
After holding it aside, he stood up and went to the calendar, looked at today's schedule and stretched.
It's a Jonin meeting.
The dark pupils of the man looking in the mirror turned blood red. Asuka formed a seal with one hand, and then pressed it on the floor. An extremely complex and mysterious black pattern instantly centered on the palm and spread rapidly in all directions. .
Psychic art!
Peng!
As chakra surged into his palm, a puff of white smoke instantly appeared on the floor.
Then he waved his hand, and the white smoke in the room was blown out of the window by the wind and drifted into the distance.
at this time.
In the middle of the house, there stood a flower-like loli, with long dark blue hair, pale skin, wearing blue magatama-shaped earrings, wearing a white gown, and a single magatama-shaped green ornament on the chest.
She slowly raised her head to look at the flying bird. Her originally golden pupils immediately turned into blood red, and a strange and complex pattern slowly rotated in her eyes.
After placing instant noodles, cold milk, and fried chicken on the table, he waved to Ichikishima Hime, who was stunned, and spoke.
"Ichikishima-hime, we're here to eat."
Hearing this, Ichikishima-hime trembled, then came to the table like a machine, picked up a fork and started eating in big bites.
Asuka brushed his teeth and stared at Ichikishimahime's growing belly. He couldn't help but secretly gave himself a thumbs up and praised it.
"If this continues, within half a year, her thin figure will become history."
Sui Liu~ Sui Liu~
Seeing that the other party drank every drop of the soup, Feiniao clapped his two palms together and whispered.
"Open!"
In an instant, the kaleidoscope in Ichikishimahime's eyes disappeared, and the dark blue pupils reappeared.
Um? She raised her head and looked at Asuka sitting opposite, her eyes a little blank, and then she glanced at the empty plates on the table. The warm atmosphere of the house made her feel slightly uncomfortable, but Ichikishima Hime, who
was even more uncomfortable, smashed them
In his mouth, a greasy smell of fried chicken instantly surged from his mouth to his heart.
She looked at the empty fried chicken on the table and smacked her mouth again, and then looked at the bowl of instant noodles on the table. When she finally smacked her lips, a smell of milk came to her heart. "Hiccup~" A burst
of
hiccups The sound came, and after she saw Asuka waving in disgust, her dark blue eyes turned into golden elongated pupils, and her sharp teeth and pink tongue were also exposed at the same time, "What did you eat?" ?"
Feiniao pointed to the objects on the table and said.
"There's nothing to eat in Ryuji Cave. I'm afraid you'll be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together." "
Ha~"
A few black lines appeared on Ichikishimahime's forehead. She stood up and came to Asuka, putting her hands on his On his shoulders, he said with an overstuffed look.
"I, hiccup, do you want to praise hiccup?"
Sensing the unkind tone of the other party, Feiniao raised his right hand, put his index finger and middle finger together, and bent the other three fingers in the palm of his hand, and said with a smile.
"Solution!"
Peng!
A burst of white smoke appeared in the room again. Looking at Ichikijima Hime who had disappeared, Asuka rested his elbows on the table and shook his head.
“This psychic contract is somewhat unequal.
No wonder that guy from Kyuubi dared to hit the giant Buddha with his head. "
Then, he summoned Ichikijima Hime again, looked at the other party's dark face, pointed at the ingredients that reappeared on the table and said. "There is nothing to eat in Ryuji Cave. I'm afraid you will be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together
. . "
Did she just hear this sentence?
After hearing these familiar words and glancing at the ingredients that reappeared on the table, Ichikijima Hime's eyes were dazed for a moment, and then she rushed towards Asuka with her teeth and claws. "Don't control me if you can, I'll see if I can't bite you to death today."
Asuka blinked, and the kaleidoscope appeared in his eyes again.
Hey!
There was a sudden braking sound, and Ichikijima Hime looked at the kaleidoscope that was very close at hand. , her face suddenly turned blue and white.
When she went back to find the immortal last night, she wanted to ask the immortal to untie the contract between her and Asuka.
Then
the immortal took her matter very seriously, and after reading the ancient books, he The above found a way to unlock the contract.
But this method requires the cooperation of another person.
She took the ancient book given by the immortal, and then found her partner Tian Xinji and asked her to follow the above method to unlock this abominable contract for herself. The contract.
Then
the stupid bitch worked hard all night. Not only was it not untied, but the contract became deeper.
Even the immortal felt a little tricky this time and said he had to wait.
What the stupid bitch did was really irritating.
Thinking of this, she floated to Feiniao and said angrily.
"I am very angry, and I want to die when I am angry.
"Oh, isn't it good to live? " "
As he said that, Feiniao picked up the book on the table, flipped it through twice, his eyes lit up, and he changed his words. "Life is so joyful, and death is so hard."
In fact, there is nothing wrong with dying. "
Ichikijima Hime floated above Asuka's head, then looked at the book in the opponent's hand, and murmured.
"108 Tips for Replenishing the Kidneys, Snake Meat to Strengthen the Kidneys."
After reading, her face darkened suddenly, and then she raised her hands He grabbed Feiniao's neck and shook it vigorously, and said angrily.
"I'm dead, I'm so mad at you fools.
You actually don't even spare my body, and you want to use such a delicate and delicate body to supplement your waist. "
Closing the book and placing it on his thigh, he raised his eyelids and looked at Ichikijima Hime floating above his head, and said something formal.
"We knew each other and cherished each other when we were alive, and our souls depended on each other after death. "
Ichikishima Hime was stunned for a moment. Although she was not particularly good at studies, she read many story novels.
This sentence sounded a bit like what the male protagonist said to the female protagonist in a tragic love story.
After a moment of silence, she He slowly released his hand from Asuka's neck and whispered.
"I don't understand. "
Alas! " "
Asuka sighed, then stood up, pointed at his waist, and said.
"If you die, I will eat you to replenish your kidneys, and then we can fight side by side again. "
Hearing this, Ichikishimahime's face suddenly darkened.
It sounded so nice.
Gods are fighting side by side.
Aren't you still going to use my concubine to supplement your waist?
Seeing her trembling with anger, her expression became more and more... The more twisted he became, Asuka threw a piece of candy into his mouth, then put on his ninja vest, waved behind him and said.
"Ichikijima-hime, you are a little fairy, so you can't reveal your fairy energy. "
Immortal energy?
" She breathed into the palm of her hand subconsciously, and then smelled the instant noodles in her hand, and her voice became sharp.
"Where is the fairy spirit?
My mouth is full of the smell of seafood instant noodles.
Uchiha Asuka, only one of you and I can survive today."
Peng!
Before he finished speaking, a burst of white smoke rose from the middle of the house.
Feiniao glanced at the white smoke behind him and shook his head.
"I'm a little busy today, I'll be busy tomorrow."
When he arrived at the meeting venue, he found that there were already many jounin sitting here.
Civilian ninjas and family ninjas are clearly distinguished, and the difference between family ninjas and family ninjas is even more obvious.
The Uchiha family is particularly special.
Looking at the family jounin sitting in the corner with an unusually cold face, Asuka couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
What about the excitement during clan meetings?
Later, he came to the Uchiha family and asked.
"Everyone, have you eaten?"
The group of people looked up at Feiniao, with a slight twitch in the corners of their mouths, and then one of them crossed his arms and said coldly.
"Today is a Jonin meeting. It doesn't mean whoever eats more has more say. Each of us has the same right to say."
? ? ?
Feiniao looked at the man with a question mark and said doubtfully.
"Old Madou, please tell your conscience, are we meeting to speak? What constructive suggestions can we Uchiha put forward?"
Uchiha Madou's face darkened and he gritted his teeth.
"Who says we can't make constructive suggestions?"
"Ha~"
Feiniao twitched the corner of his mouth.
If the human clan meetings such as the family can't discuss anything, what can the Jonin meeting discuss?
The village held a meeting to discuss unimportant matters, while Namikaze Minato and the others discussed the important matters by themselves.
and
Thinking of the previous meetings, Asuka's eyes fell on Madou next to him.
This old guy seemed to have put forward a lot of suggestions at the last meeting, but they were all rejected by Danzo.
The old man was so angry that he didn't eat for two days.
(End of chapter)