Chapter 67 Bullfighting
"That's..."
In the empty night sky in front of Li Ran, there was a large lantern suspended in the air, like a flying Kongming Lantern.
In conventional understanding, a Kongming lantern is a square frame made of bamboo strips, covered with paper to make a lamp. The base is burning rosin, which is lit and lifted into the air by hot air.
But the flying sky lantern in front of me is a whole piece of human skin pasted on the bamboo strips. The limbs are bent and stretched like boneless to be fixed on the base, and the human face is also completely stretched and laid flat on the lampshade. At the top, from a distance, it looks like a squashed human face smiling strangely at you.
If you live in a high-rise building, opening the windows at night is just a trick, and you shouldn't be scared out of your wits on the spot.
"Isn't this what Uncle Ge said about lighting sky lanterns?"
Uncle Ge said that the fifteenth day of the dungeon is a crazy night. That night there will be activities such as dragon dancing, lighting sky lanterns, setting off river lanterns, and guessing lantern riddles... …
At that time, Li Ran still understood these things with normal thinking.
It wasn't until he saw the human skin sky lantern in front of him that he suddenly realized that his thinking was too one-sided.
Other lanterns and dragon lanterns are simply unimaginable.
Fortunately, that thing didn't mean any harm to him.
After returning from the backstreet, the time came to eight o'clock in the evening.
Li Ran hurried home. The deeper the night went, the weirder he felt.
There were clearly the sounds of children chasing each other on the lawn of the park, but when looking from a distance, there was no one who looked human.
At this time, a ball rolled to Li Ran's feet.
"Hey, throw the basketball over here."
A 1.8-meter-tall young man wearing a basketball jersey shouted at him on the basketball court next to him.
"Basketball?"
Li Ran looked down at the basketball at his feet and frowned slightly.
Where is the basketball next to my feet? It is clearly a human head!
Li Ran ignored it. It was best not to touch this kind of thing.
Even if it's not a human head, never mind.
Seeing that Li Ran ignored him, the young man rushed over from the basketball court, blocked him in front of Li Ran, and said with a domineering look on his face: "You are very cool. Didn't you hear me when I talked to you?" In fact, there are also such things in the real world
. If you ignore him, he will say that you are very cool.
"Do I look like someone who is easy to bully?" Li Ran thought to himself.
Li Ran looked at the young man, his eyes slightly condensed.
(High school student: Han Jiangdong)
(B-level mentally infected body)
(Spirit value: 900)
(He just confessed to the girl he liked and was rejected. He is venting his anger with a basketball. At this time of night, any dog passing by has to be slapped twice. .)
(You shouldn't be here at this time. He is worried about finding no one to vent to.) (
He will challenge you. If you refuse or anger him, he will treat your head like a basketball. )
(Hint: You can't win on the court, you'll ravage him off the court.)
Li Ran understood what was going on after seeing the prompt. He thought there was something wrong with this young man.
It turns out that you are emotionally frustrated and want to find someone to vent to?
As it happened, he was passing by and was caught red-handed.
"You are very cool, do you dare to fight in a bullfight?" Han Jiangdong glared at Li Ran, obviously not wanting to let Li Ran leave so easily.
Bullfighting is a term for one-on-one defense in three-man basketball.
"Okay." Li Ran agreed with a faint smile.
[Trigger mission: Bullfighting]
[Task reward: guile +50, points +500]
Li Ran can actually refuse calmly. With his current guile value, he will not be afraid of the opponent daring to take off his head and use it as a basketball. He can even Turn each other into a basketball.
It's just that doing that might cause some commotion, and the confrontation between him and the young man here has already attracted many aborigines who were watching the excitement.
If he doesn't accept the young man's challenge, the aborigines will try their best to hold him back.
"Five balls."
"Okay."
Li Ran responded calmly.
Han Jiangdong picked up the "basketball" on the ground and walked to the court.
Li Ran followed the basketball court.
Without Goldfinger's prompting, he originally wanted to beat Han Jiangdong to pieces.
After all, his skills are not weak.
But now he just wants to complete the task quickly and go home to hug his wife.
If he comes home so late every time, his wife will definitely think that he is fooling around outside.
He didn't want to be hypnotized by Su Bingyao to check his cell phone again.
"Husband."
At this time, Su Bingyao also came to the basketball court downstairs and shouted to Li Ran.
"Why are you here?" Li Ran asked in surprise.
"I saw that you haven't come home yet, so I came down to take a look." Su Bingyao stepped forward and took Li Ran's arm. She glanced at the surrounding aborigines, seeming to tell them that this was her man.
When the aborigines who were still pouring into the basketball court saw this scene, they were like wild beasts that had lost their prey and suddenly became confused.
Li Ran was slightly surprised and thought to himself, "My wife is protecting me?"
Looking at Su Bingyao's bright and charming smile, Li Ran patted her little hand and said, "My wife, you have to wait for me for a while." "
Come on, husband."
Han Jiangdong He ate a mouthful of dog food for no apparent reason, and became so angry that his whole face darkened, and said angrily: "I'll beat you up!"
He furiously took the lead in attacking, and then dribbled the ball from the three-point line under Li Ran's extremely shocked eyes. He jumped up, held the ball with both hands and performed a sky slam dunk.
When he landed, Li Ran noticed Han Jiangdong's strong and powerful kangaroo legs, which were full of explosive power.
This is a damn dunk from the three-point line, and this is such a good defense!
He admitted that he had spoken a little too loudly.
Han Jiangdong, who has the head of a kangaroo and the body of a kangaroo, is so powerful that he shows off all kinds of cool slam dunks while performing tricks, which arouses applause from the sidelines.
5:0
A bullfight without any suspense.
A one-sided massacre.
Just when Han Jiangdong was about to come over and say a few words of ridicule, he saw Li Ran walking to the sidelines and said to Su Bingyao: "That guy is so awesome, I was tortured by him." Hearing this, Han Jiangdong smiled proudly
. Get up, that kid is self-aware.
"In my heart, you are the most powerful. Come home quickly, you are sweating profusely." Su Bingyao took out a tissue and wiped Li Ran's sweat.
"Yeah."
Upon hearing this, Han Jiangdong walked up to the two of them with disdain on his face. How powerful is this?
He was just about to say a few words to hurt Li Ran's morale, but he heard Su Bingyao whisper: "I will wear his jersey tonight." "
Boom!"
Han Jiangdong froze in place as if struck by lightning.
At this moment, he realized how badly he had lost!
Under Su Bingyao's "protection", Li Ran returned home smoothly.
According to the news in basketball, even if he completes Han Jiangdong's challenge, there will be more aborigines who will make things difficult for him.
Especially at night, the aborigines would try their best to hold him back and prevent him from going home.
Su Bingyao not only took the initiative to go downstairs to pick him up, but she also meant to protect him in her words.
Thinking back to last night, she and Li Ziyang battled wits and courage with that nasty little boy to let him sleep peacefully. They stayed up all night and had to clean up in the middle of the night.
Su Bingyao's behavior has completely separated from NPC.
Could it be that she also realized it?
(End of chapter)