Chapter 728: Fart if you can (3rd update
) Young Master Liu finally completed the task, went home and had a good sleep. Without waiting for his family to urge him, he got up in the dark on Monday, carried his simple luggage and scurried back to Qingda University. student.
He caught the first subway in the morning. Even if he took a few buses, it was still early to return to Qingdao University. He went back to the dormitory first. When he saw Fa Xiaoxiaoxingxing coming back, he had to vomit bitterly to explain himself. The difficulty of the task and how tired he was, he even showed off the dark circles under his eyes at the end.
There was a guy who pretended to be weak and cute even though he didn't have any dark circles. Yan Xing was also drunk, so he had to pretend to be dumbfounded and not notice his good spirit. , so as not to hurt little brother Fa's glassy heart.
Because the guy was chattering endlessly, he couldn't help pouring cold water on him: "Xiang Yang, has there been any progress in your mission? You haven't gained anything for so long. Is it because of your technical skills? You are taller and you have been fooled?"
"What? How dare you look down on me?" Liu Xiangyang jumped: "The lack of harvest has nothing to do with level. It's because others don't work at all. What can I do?" "Or, it's not
our imagination. Like that, other people are also commoners?"
"We can't wash away the suspicion so quickly at the moment," Liu Xiangyang touched his chin and cheered up after a second: "Xiao Xingxing, you are running around with the little lolita, have you encountered any Something exciting?"
"Pull her down. The little loli became a blockbuster at the sports meeting and was in the limelight. Touching her is like poking a hornet's nest. Who would jump out to commit suicide at this time? If something really exciting happened, it must be someone. An organization made the decision to destroy the little Lolita at any cost. We were the ones who were scared at that time. Oh, by the way, we received clues that a certain underworld organization in the treasure island outside Hong Kong has recently been in frequent contact with the Youth Society of Country M. , you focus on monitoring."
"I know, I scare brother every time." Liu Xiangyang rolled his eyes dissatisfied, took out a few snacks and put them in the dormitory, and went to class with Fa Xiao.
Yan Xing did not tell his brother that he was going to go in the afternoon To receive acupuncture, I attended class for half a day, stayed up until noon to eat in the cafeteria with Liu, took a break on the lawn in the morning, and went our separate ways before class in the afternoon.
While others were going to class, Yan Xing did the opposite and drove for a walk. After the students had gone to class, he swaggered to the Xueba Building, carrying his own backpack of clothes and supplies, and carrying the vegetables he bought. I happily went up to the fourth floor and reported to the little Lolita.
Handsome Yan didn't come to occupy the space in the morning, and he was really punctual until the afternoon. Le Yun was also quite surprised. She opened the door to let him into the dormitory, but when she saw the big and small bags he brought in, she almost wanted to kick them over. He: "Yan, how many days are you going to eat for?"
"I don't want to eat for many days. Just one meal tonight. If... you don't mind, let me have two more meals at noon and evening tomorrow." It's perfect."
Wei Li's little loli was furious again. She ran away like a flying bird and put the vegetables she bought next to the small refrigerator. Then she ran to where the little loli had lined up the medical tools and sat down, obediently. of being an obedient patient.
Handsome Yan Yan was as thick-skinned as iron. Le Yun almost vomited blood and looked at him angrily: "Are you daydreaming? Do you think I will compromise if you buy a bunch of ingredients? The worst is to throw them away. I won't give them to you." Be a nanny."
The little Loli glared angrily. Yan Xing was afraid that she would avenge her while giving him acupuncture. She would prick him randomly with needles to vent her anger. Without replying, he would give in and become a coward. He would let her do whatever he said and stare at her.
No one was quarreling with her. Leyun puffed her beard and stared at Yan Ren for a few times, but she could only stop. She saw Mr. Yan sitting with Zhang Jun's face acting cute towards her, with his hands on his waist, staring at him fiercely: "Pestle. What? You haven't taken off your clothes yet, do you want me to help you?"
Wow, the little lolita is unreasonable. Yan Xing is so smart, he quietly turns his face, silently unbuttons his buttons, and just unbuttons them. He unbuttoned his clothes, feeling a little embarrassed, and quietly glanced at the little Loli, trying to observe her micro-expression.
With one glance, he saw the strange little lolita glaring at him, looking as if he was about to burst into flames. He was afraid that the little lolita would call him naughty or his mother-in-law, so he didn't dare to dawdle anymore, so he simply went to work quickly Remove any clothes that may hinder acupuncture.
In order to prevent my clothes from being stained by the sweat during acupuncture, I deliberately put my clothes on a pile of books, put my shoes and clothes away from them, lay down on my side, then lay down flat, and covered them with a piece of clothes. Hold your waist and lie down obediently like a zombie.
Handsome Yan Yan is shameless when he is unreliable, but as honest as a cow when he is good. Le Yun is angry and funny, and kicks him with her toes: "You haven't taken the medicine yet. After you drink it, you will lie down."
Yan Xing's face suddenly became hot again, and he turned over and sat up with a red face. He pretended to be calm and remained calm, but his heart was beating extraordinarily strongly.
There was a handsome guy whose face was as red as a cooked shrimp, and he didn't know where to put his eyes. Le Yun suddenly became happy. She dragged the box and jar of her pills and concoction to her side, found a mask, put it on, and prepared the medicine with quick hands and feet. A total of three bowls of medicinal soup were prepared, and a handful of pills were found for Yanren to eat, and he was asked to drink the medicinal soup again.
Yan Xing did not refuse the medicine. He swallowed ten pills in one breath, drank three bowls of medicine soup one after another, and then lay back and collapsed with a "thud".
The initial feeling of lying down and pretending to be a corpse was quite pleasant. The aroma of medicine came out of my mouth and my whole body felt warm. After about ten minutes, my stomach burned like a fire. I opened my sparkling eyes and shouted pitifully: " Little Lolita, I'm hot."
"Bear it." Le Yun continued to prepare the medicinal soup without even raising her head.
Yan Xing pursed his lips and endured the burning feeling in his heart. After a while, his stomach felt like ice again, and his whole body was trembling with cold. He shouted bitterly: "Little Lolita, I'm cold." "Bear it." If it's not cold,
then It's not normal, cold is normal.
The little loli described the two words lightly. Yan Xing was depressed and wanted to imitate the girl's cry. If he cried, would the little loli feel distressed?
Before he could decide whether to cry or not, the coldness that could turn a person into ice disappeared again, and a bitter taste surged in his stomach, as if he was soaked in bitter water.
"Little Lolita, I'm suffering."
"Bear it."
"..." Yan Xing endured it, and soon the bitter taste disappeared, and the sour water surged up, almost gushing out of his throat, and his whole face twisted up; Loli, so sour."
"It's you who are sour, I'm not sour." Le Yun corrected Yan Ren's expression with a smile.
Yan Xing pursed his lips to avoid vomiting the acidic water. When he was so sour that he felt sour bubbles all over his body, his stomach became spicy, as if he had eaten several bowls of rice peppers and Chaotianzi peppers. The spicy taste was overwhelming.
"Little loli, I turned into a hot pepper."
"Bear it."
Yan Xing endured it. The spicy taste disappeared. After a few minutes, his body and mouth smelled like a cesspit. At that time, his whole body felt bad. Roaring with grief and anger: "Little Lolita, I don't want to become a stinker, it stinks!"
A handsome guy who was so handsome kept shouting. Le Yun was also drunk and choked back angrily: "What are you shouting for? I don't even think that the stench of your body has stifled my territory. Do you deserve to scream like you were raped?" "
Little loli, save me quickly, don't let me turn into a dung beetle, it stinks so much, I'm going to stink!" A stink came out of Hao Duan Duan's whole body, and Yan Xing's heart almost trembled. The little loli smells so good. If he turns into a stinky person, how can he protect the little loli in the future? The little lolita will dislike him.
"Hold on, this is the type and origin of the toxins lurking in your body. The toxins are being triggered by the catalyst. Only when they are activated and change from latent to active can we prescribe the right medicine and force them out of the body one by one." "Yeah, yeah, yeah
, I endure it, I endure it, I endure it..." Yan Xing responded frequently, but he was filled with grief and anger. He had such a big embarrassment in front of the little Lolita, and how would he behave in the future.
After enduring it for a long time, when the smell came out of my body again, I couldn't help but scream again: "Little Loli, I have turned into hot and sour rice noodles."
Five minutes later: "Little Loli, have I turned into wine?"
Seven. Minutes later: "Little Loli, I seem to have turned into a dessert."
Ten minutes later: "Little Loli, I seem to smell the smell of broken rotten eggs."
Another three minutes later: "Little Loli, is this right? "Bad potato smell?"
The handsome young man chirped, and he couldn't control his exhaustion. "Pfft", the sound was loud and loud, the portion was huge, and the taste was super strong. It smelled like bad sweet potatoes and leeks, and it was spicy to the eyes.
The handsome young man who had been shouting just now turned red in the face and wanted to hide his head in his crotch, but because he had nowhere to hide, he closed his eyes and thought he was a thousand-year-old zombie.
He wanted to hold it back, but his stomach refused to cooperate and the gas always wanted to come out. In order to prevent his old face from being completely embarrassed, Yan Xing could only hold it in until his shoulders were shaking. He couldn't hold it in any longer. , little by little, intermittent exhaust.
"If you fart, let it go. Don't hold it in. One fart will be crushed into dozens of small farts. Are you tired?" Logically, the handsome guy should enter the stage of violent exhaust, but the handsome guy is holding back the fart. His face is red and his neck is thick from holding it in. I have no idea what's going on in his mind.
The handsome young man, who was holding in his breath, almost couldn't get up and had to hold his breath. Fortunately, the breath didn't go up. He kept going down, "Puff", "Puff", and the farts came one after another. , it makes seven or eight fart noises in one breath, and the smell is also very rich, including the smell of bad eggs, bad bananas, bad apples, rotten grass, and animal poop. The air is smelly.
After a loud fart, the exhaust gas was exhausted, and the stomach felt comfortable. However, his nose was hurt. Yan Xing accidentally took two breaths and inhaled the smelly air. He wished he could hit him to death. It was so embarrassing! His twenty-eight-year-old face has become a stranger to him, and the handsome man has become a fart man, and his face is gone!
"Handsome guy, pretend to be a corpse, and drink some more medicine." After counting the time, Le Yun stretched out her legs and kicked someone Yan who was pretending to be dead. A man of that size was still hiding his ears and stealing the bell. He closed his eyes and thought others couldn't see him. ?
Yan Xing, who was pretending to be dead, sat up without saying a word, looked at the little Lolita with his handsome face that turned purple, and then looked at the medicine. He didn't dare to drink it directly, for fear of farting again after drinking it, and looked at him pitifully. Looking at the little Loli, the fear of the medicinal soup is still lingering in her eyes.
"What are you afraid of? Indian Asans dare to drink the Ganges River water full of corpses and feces and urine. What you drink is a clean medicinal soup. Be brave and kill it." "Little Loli, drink it for a while
. Will he become a stinky person again, will he fart?" Yan Xing hesitated in his heart. He really didn't have the courage to drink the medicine. The little loli's medicine was so magical that no one could imagine the chemical and physical reactions that would occur.
"How can a grown man talk so much nonsense? He won't be knocked down if he doesn't drink it." The handsome guy cowered and looked at the medicinal soup like a poisonous snake. Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily. He was not even afraid of death, but he was afraid of drinking medicine? It was definitely the wrong way to show up today.
"I drink, I drink, that's all I drink, don't be angry, little lolita, if I drank the medicine and farted loudly, don't tell anyone." Wei Li, the little lolita, showed signs of getting angry again, and Yan Xing was immediately frightened
. , hold up the medicinal soup and drain it all with closed breath, then drink the second bowl and the third bowl, drink three bowls in a row, get some water to rinse the bowl, drink all the water from the shabu-shabu bowl, lean back, and bang again Lying dead on the ground.
The handsome guy was lying on his back with his body upright. Le Yun stretched her body, took off the clothes hanging around his waist and threw them on top of the bookshelf. She stood up and put the needle cover on her shoulders, taking a dozen needles in each hand. , activate the special function of the eyes to find the acupuncture points, use both hands to shoot out the slender gold and silver needles, and accurately nail the handsome guy Yan one by one.
Yan Xing lay on his body, keeping his eyes closed and not daring to look at the little Loli, for fear of farting again, and felt uneasy. When he felt a slight pain from ant bites on his body, he was ecstatic, the little Loli helped him with acupuncture!
The little Loli went to work and explained that there should be no more random exhaust. He felt calm, relaxed his limbs, and accepted the needle calmly. Feeling the slight pain of the needle penetrating into the flesh, he became more and more relaxed.
Until... a needle pricked the man's most sensitive part, and his relaxed nerves suddenly became tense. He secretly opened his eyes and took a look, his heart was stretched to a string, and his skin was as tight as the cowhide covering the drum's head.
"Relax, why is the skin so tight? The muscles are so tight that it will affect my ability to perform the acupuncture." Yan Shuai was lying well, but suddenly the muscles all over his body were tense and as hard as stone, which was inconvenient for acupuncture. Le Yun thought for a moment I have the heart to crush someone with my foot. I am a restless guy looking for scolding.
After being eaten first, Yan Xing pursed his lips in grievance, but did not dare to defend himself. He closed his eyes and relaxed his limbs. In order not to be scolded, he did not dare to think and look around again.
When he relaxed, Leyun continued to acupuncture, and most of the two pairs of silver needles were spread out, and they were all nailed to Yan Ren's body, pricking him into a prickly prickly pear, and then pricked his face and head with the last needle. At the Baihui point on the top of his head, the needle penetrated seven points of the flesh, leaving only a small section outside.
When the needle went in, Yan Xing felt a sharp throbbing pain in his head, and then a sharp pain all over his body, and even his consciousness was overwhelmed by the pain.
(End of chapter)