Chapter 286: The third chapter:
The little Loli fell to the ground, and Yan Xing dared to teach her. To be honest, he was happy and worried. He was happy that the little Loli found the trap and came to save him regardless of the danger, but he was worried about her reaction to the situation. Coming down like this without knowing anything, if the rope breaks or there is something dangerous in the trap, the little loli running like this is like sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth.
"..." Le Yun just got down to earth, but instead of receiving praise and gratitude, she was vomited and felt uncomfortable. Who did she come here for?
He suddenly disappeared. Why did she rush to find him in the first place without fear of hardships and dangers regardless of the danger?
I was not afraid that he would be seriously injured or that his life would be endangered if he delayed for a long time, so he used his ingenuity and made use of local materials to make useful tools. He took action immediately and climbed into the trap himself, risking his own life.
As a result, she crawled into this unknown place in the dark. He didn't appreciate it, but he still called her reckless?
What a shame, you big-headed devil!
Le Yun wanted to look at the handsome guy Yan, but in the end, because of the great image of a benevolent doctor, she did not get angry, but just rolled her eyes in displeasure: "Who told you to be possessed by a weak spirit? Catching rabbits but not catching people was cheated. As a Companion, I'm here to help you collect the body."
"I..." Yan Xing originally wanted to argue a few words, but facts speak louder than words. He did not catch the rabbit and fell into a trap. You say, he can say What?
Having nothing to say, he looked up at the sky sheepishly: "Well, actually, what I want to say is that you don't need to risk your life. Just throw a rope down and I will climb up. No one is outside to accept it now. How can we Go out?"
"Why are you going out in a hurry? I'm going on an adventure to find the treasure." Le Yun slowly looked around and explained: "I have to remind you, I did some rough calculations. From the mouth of the pit to the bottom, it's about It's about twenty-nine meters, so be careful when you go up, I'm worried that the tree vines won't be able to bear the weight of your calf."
Is he as heavy as a cow?
Yan Xing was depressed after being eliminated by the little Lolita. Will the Little Lolita die if she doesn't talk poisonous words for a day? Isn't it fun to hit him like this all the time?
Feeling depressed, he didn't dare to complain. No matter how little Loli criticized him, he disappeared and she ran down to find him regardless of the danger. This alone showed that she was someone who could share weal and woe.
Seeing that little Loli cared about his life and death, he didn't care about her words. Yan Xing used Ah Q's spirit to convince himself to be generous. Look above, it's twenty-nine meters, what a big pit!
Le Yun raised her hand and looked left and right. When she saw the mixture of trees and soil and gravel in the tunnel, she couldn't help but click her tongue: "Tsk, tsk, Yanren, it's not right to say that you are possessed by a degenerate spirit. If you fall from such a high place, you It turned out to be safe and sound, with no missing arms or broken legs. In your last life, you either saved the earth or your ancestors accumulated good deeds, so you are very lucky." "I'm not stupid, I can't let myself fall to the ground with my eyes open, and catch me when I fall
. The tree fell to the ground first. Of course it couldn't kill me. I was also injured. You didn't see it." Speaking of why he didn't fall, Yan Xing proudly explained the reason. He grabbed two trees halfway and the tree hit the ground first. The ground melted away the momentum, and he was able to escape without falling to his death or having his arms and legs broken.
"My nose is fine. I can smell the blood on your body. You can jump, jump and talk. Those injuries are insignificant to you." What should the
little Loli do if she doesn't care about herself? Yan Xing touched his nose and felt a little sad. He clearly said that he was injured, and the little Loli also smelled the smell of blood, but she still wasn't ready to bandage his wound. She was uncaring!
Handsome Yan fell silent. Le Yun didn't bother to study what he was doing. She put down her backpack, took out a hatchet, and ran towards the pile of debris with a flashlight. She ran to a place and used the hatchet as a hoe to break off the tree. Debris and dirt and gravel.
Yan Xing didn't come near, he stood by the messy pile of dirt and watched. Soon, the little Loli pulled out a gray rabbit from the dirt.
That rabbit was the one he was chasing. When the ground collapsed, trees, grass, people and animals were all spared, and they all fell into the pit.
Humans are advanced intelligent creatures who know how to protect themselves and save themselves. They were not seriously injured. The rabbit was not so lucky and died gloriously.
Yan Xing: "..." Little Lolita must be a dog!
Le Yun pulled out the gray rabbit and put it aside with a smile. Then she gathered the branches, leaves and messy withered grass, moved it aside, found a few stones and arranged them in the shape of a stove, then cut open the rabbit's belly, discarded the internal organs, and poured it into the rabbit. Stuff some salt and five-spice powder into the belly, stuff some medicinal herbs, throw them aside, and make some mud and dough to wrap the gray rabbit.
Wrap a gray rabbit into a clay egg, light a fire, wait for the fire to light up, and then put the clay egg on the stone stove to roast.
"Little Lolita, you have used up the water. You will not be able to go out and have no water to drink. You will cry. Moreover, this seems to be an underground tunnel with no ventilation. If you light a fire in such a place, you may be burned by the smoke. Suffocation." When the little Loli was cleaning up the rabbit, Yan Xing didn't say anything. He waited for her to burn the clay balls before he lectured her. He felt that it was necessary to make the little Loli suffer, otherwise she would not be able to do what she wanted. Your personality will suffer a big loss in the future.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Le Yun sat watching the fire, smiling until her eyes were as crescent-shaped, and her smiling look was so cute.
"Most of the time you are quite clever." What does being stupid have to do with what he said?
"That's it, I won't cut off my escape route anyway," Le Yun smiled, revealing her neat little silver teeth: "I won't tell you that this tunnel is connected to the underground river, there will be water; let alone I will tell you that this tunnel river has a vent, and the smoke from the fire will find the vent and escape, and will not smoke you to death."
If you still want to tell me or not, have you already told me? For the little lolita who was occasionally quirky and naughty and humorous, Yan Xing did not hesitate to ask, "How do you know that the tunnel is connected to the underground river?" "There is the smell of river water in the air
." Le Yun tilted her head and looked at the handsome guy. Le: "Brother Yan, I found the rabbit. This is my food, so you have to figure out your own food."
Sorry, can you tell the difference so clearly? Yan Xing stared helplessly: "Are you really ready to go on an adventure? This looks like an ancient tomb. There may be traps in it, which is very dangerous." "Of course I want to go,"
Le Yun clenched her fists excitedly: "The ancient tomb has many traps. Interesting, isn’t it?”
The excitement didn't last for three seconds. He turned around with a serious face and looked directly at handsome Yan Yan: "Yanren, if you don't want to go, wait for me here or I'll send you out first. If you want to go with me, we must make an agreement. ."
"Three chapters of agreement?" Yan Xing looked at the little Lolita with the eyes of a dinosaur. He seemed to have discovered this place first. The little Lolita actually negotiated with him shamelessly. What is all this about?
"Yes, there are three chapters." Le Yun nodded seriously: "First, if you find good things, I will be the first to pick them. Second, if there are not many things, it will be mine. Third, if there are many things, I will give you a 30-70 share. I will give you the 70%. Three, if you agree, I will take you to have a try."
Yan Xing was stunned, he would never tell her that he had broken into the Immortal Tomb before, but the little Loli actually said that he would take a person who had broken into the Immortal Tomb to have a chance. , It's really "a toad yawning - such a loud tone"!
Moreover, isn't this dirty method too overbearing? It's up to her to choose the first choice, and she will give him the rest. She has 70%, so why doesn't she become a robber!
In the past, he only thought that the little Lolita was venomous and unreasonable, but now he realized that she was simply shameless. Moreover, even if she was thick-skinned, she was so shameless and so confident that it changed people's minds.
The three views were subverted again, and Yan Xing was happy: "Why should I agree?"
"I don't agree, it's okay to disagree." Le Yun smiled leisurely, and suddenly stretched out her little devil's claws and pointed at handsome Yan Yan's back. .
Yan Xing guessed that the little Loli might change her attitude, so he took precautions and kept an eye on her. However, he did not expect that she did not touch his chest this time, but instead shot towards the back. When he felt the wind on his back, At that time, as soon as he had the thought of evading, her finger came down.
When that finger poked, his back suddenly went numb and his muscles stiffened. The next moment, the little Loli's fingers quickly touched his waist, shoulders, and then the acupuncture points on his chest.
As she moved her fingers like flying, Yan Xing's whole body stiffened. He just opened his mouth to say, "I'm kidding," but found that he couldn't make a sound. Not only was he a bad person, but his heart was also bad. If the little Loli said that, he would do it. It was just a matter of tapping his numb acupoints. It was too... too cruel and inhumane to tap his mute acupoints.
He was anxious, very anxious. He wanted to speak, but couldn't speak. He couldn't move or express what he meant. He was so anxious that he broke into a cold sweat.
"Huh, if you don't drink a toast, you'll have to drink a fine drink. Let me tell you black and white. Even if you can escape my acupuncture point, you can't escape my scent. If you don't cooperate, you will be a statue. You, just stay here. ." Le Yun tapped Handsome Yan's acupuncture points, groaned, blew his beard and glared. She thought he was in the way, so she picked him up and moved him to where he put his backpack.
Yan Xing was so angry in his heart, didn't he just nod immediately, why did he need such brutal acupuncture to treat him as a stone statue?
Naihe became mute and couldn't roar even if he wanted to. He watched helplessly as Xiao Loli used him as an obstacle to move him away, and watched her burn the hare in a cool and carefree manner.
No one made any noise, and Leyun was satisfied. She burned the fire for about an hour and burned the clay egg until it was red. She removed the fire and waited for it to cool down for a while before tying it up with rattan sticks pulled out of the soil. , can be carried in the hand like a watermelon.
After packing her things and putting on her backpack, she did not leave immediately, but walked towards handsome guy Yan. Yan Xing was anxious when he saw the little loli's backpack. When he saw her walking over, his violent heart finally calmed down. , the little loli also knew to come over to help him relieve his acupuncture points, which was a bit conscientious.
However, he was wrong!
The little Loli didn't help him relieve his acupuncture points. Instead, she took out a pill from her backpack and stuffed it into his pocket. She frowned and scolded: "For those named Yan, the acupuncture points will be opened automatically after four minutes. You don't listen to anyone." Zhiyan is about to suffer a loss in front of you. You must remember it in the future. Don't carry it with me. You will suffer a lot if you argue with me. If I don't deal with you this time, I will punish you by facing the wall and thinking about it. I will give you a pill to prevent virus and infection. I will go on an adventure. It may take three or two days to come back. Finally, a friendly reminder, don’t try to climb up the rope. The vines above cannot bear your weight, and don’t try to run around. If you are not wrong, this tunnel is just a part of the maze. If you get lost in the maze, no one will save you."
"..." Yan Xing was so angry that he almost vomited blood, you stinky little loli, you really want to leave him alone! He swore on his own integrity that if she dared to do that, when he got out, he would catch her and beat her ass!
He was so anxious that his teeth were itching, and his eyes were glaring. Unfortunately, he was in the middle of acupuncture, and staring was not harmful. Moreover, even if he was not acupunctured, Le Xiaoxiao was not afraid of his eyes. She thought he was blinking. She turned around neatly, carrying her backpack and the clay eggs she burned, and walked towards the end of the tunnel.
The little girl walked with ease and ease, the clouds were calm and the wind was gentle.
Young Master Yan stared at that little figure, and was so angry that his insides and lungs were about to explode. Damn that little Lolita, who had spoiled her bad temper?
He wanted to chat with the parents of the Le family about life, but the parents of the Le family allowed the little Lolita to have such a weird temper. They were simply teaching the flowers of the motherland and destroying the outlook of the country's future pillars.
Urgent, angry!
Yan Xing, who was left behind, was anxious and angry, but there was nothing he could do.
The little loli walked for several meters, then suddenly turned back, with a voice as clear as a bell: "Brother Yan, I give you one last chance, do you want to come with me to have a try? If you want to follow me, you must obey my orders and abide by the three rules of the agreement. , if you agree, blink your left eye. "
Little Loli has some conscience!
The little Loli didn't really leave. The anger that was stuck in Yan Xing's heart was half gone. Yi Yan blinked his left eye. He never said that he absolutely disagreed with her proposal, he just wanted to bargain with her. That’s all.
Even though she was far away, Le Yun could see Handsome Yan blinking. She smiled brightly and ran back with a bang. She trotted back to Handsome Yan and poked his chest in several places with her fingers. Her smile remained the same as before. Clean and innocent: "Handsome Yan, are you sure you agree with the conditions I mentioned?"
"I agree, I agree!" Yan Xing nodded hurriedly. He didn't want to be made a stone statue here, no matter what kind of signing the little Lolita asked her to sign to lose her rights and humiliate the country. He also recognized the treaty.
"You should have said it earlier. If you had agreed earlier, it would have been fine." Le Yun pressed forward and poked the handsome guy Yan with a smile, and used a few hard fingers on his body to relieve his acupuncture points.
After a slight numbness on his body, the stiffness in the muscles disappeared. Yan Xing moved his hands and feet while glaring at the little Loli resentfully: "I tap the acupuncture points every time. If you have the guts, you don't need this trick."
"Okay, don't use it if you don't need it. I'll use medicine next time." If you don't need acupuncture points, it would be a good idea to ask him to try the medicine. If you can stun the handsome guy Yan, I believe that others will definitely drink the medicine.
"Pretend I didn't say anything." Yan Xing muttered and ran to get his backpack. Are you kidding me? Little Loli's medical talent is countless times higher than her martial arts talent. He would only go to her if his brain is flooded. Test medicine.
"It's settled, you have to listen to me."
"Humph." Yan Xing put on his bag, buckled the straps, and walked to the little Loli.
"Okay, I'll take it as your agreement. All the good things are mine. It's such a happy decision!" Le Yun held her head up proudly and rushed forward with small steps: "Let's go, I'll take you Go and learn more!"
(End of chapter)