Chapter 1167 You lied to me
that there was a little Lolita in the VIP ward. The handsome soldiers would not be embarrassed. They woke up before five o'clock and went to the public bathroom in the hospital to use the toilet. They took turns to wash up. Unexpectedly, Little Lolita Li actually got up.
The soldier kings blushed with embarrassment and reluctantly approached the sweet-smelling little loli: "Little beauty, why are you so early? Did we wake you up when we opened the door?" They took off their shoes and walked without making any noise. Yes.
"You didn't wake me up. I want to get up and give those three corpses acupuncture. It will be better if the morning acupuncture is completed before eight o'clock." Surrounded by several handsome soldiers, Le Yun said she was helpless. She was not a porcelain doll. Yeah, there's no need to be cautious in everything for fear of scaring her.
Captain Fourteen Seventeen became the "corpse" in the little Lolita's mouth. Lan San and his brothers looked at each other with embarrassment, feeling that Captain and the others might be mercilessly attacked by the Little Lolita after they woke up!
The little Lolita went to work, and the soldiers were very attentive. They first adjusted the heating temperature, then moved Zhuo Shiqi's bed a little further, and used toilet paper to cover the private parts of Shiqi's table before taking the quilt away.
They helped with the preparations. Student Le only had to give medicine, insert acupuncture, and use strange acupuncture methods to warm Zhuo Shiqi's pulse, twice on the chest and back, which took 80 minutes.
After the little Loli performed acupuncture on Table 17, the Soldier Kings divided their hands to buy breakfast and carried the breakfast back to the ward, waiting for the little Loli to seize the time to replenish energy after finishing the acupuncture on Chi Shishi.
Major Hong's injury was less serious than Zhuo Shiqi's. Even if he warmed his pulse twice, the acupuncture time was shorter, and the acupuncture treatment lasted almost an hour.
After filling his belly, Mr. Le Xiao immediately went to work to inject acupuncture on Mr. Yan, turning a big man into a hedgehog. The acupuncture array stimulated the power of the medicine and Qi and blood to accelerate the circulation, and impacted the thrombus and stagnant blood congestion that had not been completely eliminated.
When the first step of warming the pulse was over and the second step of warming the pulse had just begun, the young man who was originally lying dead opened his eyes tightly and shouted eagerly: "Fourteen seventeen-"
He shouted and wanted to get up, but just as his hand moved Little classmate Le Yun, who was standing beside the bed and pointed at his Dantian with one finger, raised his hand angrily and held down Yan's arm to prevent him from moving.
Lan San and his three teammates, who were standing in a row on the other side of the bed, were originally studying the little loli's acupuncture without getting tired of it. When they saw the captain opening his eyes, they were stunned. They were shocked back to their senses by the captain's shout, and they were excited. Squeezing to the head of the bed, they all leaned over to visit the captain: "Captain, captain, are you awake?!"
Yan Xing shouted unconsciously, opened his eyes and looked around. At first, he saw no one, but in a blink of an eye, several pictures appeared in his field of vision. Face, even if his vision was a bit blurry, he recognized the familiar face at a glance, shouting hurriedly: "Little Loli, go find Little Loli and save Fourteen Seventeen!"
Lan San and others turned their eyes to Xiao Luo Li, Leyun curled her lips, moved a little, and pressed two fingers unceremoniously on Yan's forehead where the needle was not inserted. She scolded angrily: "What's your name? If you say it again, your mouth will be sewn up. Damn it." , little loli, little loli, when you need help, you will think of looking for little loli. When there are good things, there are delicious food and opportunities to make money. How come I never see you remember the little loli?" Several soldiers have the ears
. Red, what, they thought about little Loli when they ate delicious food, but the most delicious food they ate was not as delicious as the medicinal diet made by little Loli, so they were too embarrassed to ask little Loli to eat it. ah.
After being poked on the forehead, Yan Xing tried to raise his head and could no longer move it. He also heard the familiar, soft and soft voice of a girl. He couldn't help but feel that his heart was blooming like thousands of fireworks. It was so beautiful that he felt at ease. He smiled softly and shouted softly: "Little Loli, little Loli, little Loli..."
He rolled his eyes a few times and saw the face of the little Loli. Her round, oval-shaped face was so fair. Like mutton-fat jade, with a pearl-like luster, her eyebrows stood upright, as if she was angry.
However, a flower blossomed in Yan Xing's heart, and he smiled heartlessly. With the little Loli here, there was nothing to worry about.
"You call me a big-headed ghost?" Le Yun said angrily: "Why are you laughing? You have turned into an ice corpse and you still have the nerve to smile? Do you think you are still a handsome man? You look like a corpse floating in the water now. Almost like, brain edema, head bigger than Big Head's son's head, face swollen and fatter than old pumpkin, even eyes and nose can't be found, whole body is blue, swollen, ugly as hell." Four
soldiers Wang looked at the captain, and he still recognized the adjective "little loli" in his heart, but didn't he? The swelling of the captain and Fourteen Seventeen had not completely subsided, and their skin was blue, and they looked old and ugly.
Yan Xing was not annoyed by the little lolita, and grinned: "It doesn't matter, you will cure me anyway. When I get better, I will be the handsome man again." He smiled and rolled his eyes
. : "Where's Fourteen Seventeen?"
"Hanged up." Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily. She really wanted to slap this guy to death. He was so confident. With her, he was not afraid of anything. If one day he couldn't find her in time, he would Their lives were lost just like that. Let’s see if they have the shame to tell how they died when they go to the Palace of Hell.
"Hang...?" Yan Xing felt it was difficult to breathe, a feeling of suffocation came over him, and his eyes were filled with dizziness.
Lan San noticed that the captain's skin was trembling slightly, and immediately shouted: "Captain, the little loli lied to you, Fourteen Seventeen is fine, right next to you." "
Captain, Fourteen Seventeen is here, on your left. "
The three soldiers who reacted also hurriedly explained.
Yan Xing was dizzy for a few seconds and rolled his eyes hesitantly: "Is Fourteen Seventeen really okay?"
"It's okay." Lan Sansheng was afraid that the captain's sadness might cause something bad, so he pointed to the side hastily: "Fourteen Seventeen is here Here, we brought you back and asked the little Loli to save your life. Thanks to the little beauty's wonderful rejuvenation skills, everything is fine now." "
What do you mean everything is fine?" Le Yun was angry and rolled her eyes angrily: "You haven't seen those two. Are there still corpses lying there? This one is a fake corpse. The other two are motionless and unresponsive, just like corpses. Where is it better?"
Lan San was laughed at and nodded: "Yes, yes, the little beauty is right. , the captain is a fake corpse, and the fourteenth and seventeenth are lying corpses."
Yan Xing rolled his eyes, and when he glanced sideways he could only see a blurry object, and couldn't see clearly who it was, but he also understood that it was the little loli who deceived him, the fourteenth Seventeen is still alive and understands the facts, and he smiles heartlessly: "Little loli, how are their legs?" "Are
you talking about the two long legs, or the third short leg?" Yun Yun asked back calmly. At the same time, her fingers gently pressed Yan Ren's Qi Hai point to stimulate Yan Ren's Qi and blood circulation.
Soldier Kings: "..." This topic seems a bit inappropriate for children. Can you please stop discussing it?
Yan Xing felt his face burning up, and asked bravely: "It's the legs. Are your legs and feet frozen?" "It's broken
. Your legs have been in a low temperature environment for too long, and the nerves and muscle tissue have frozen to death, Professor." They said they want amputation."
Yan Xing was so anxious that he wanted to sit up: "Amputate? No, it can't be amputated, it can't be amputated, little lolita, it can't be amputated!" "
Captain, little lolita saved your leg. Her long legs are well growing on her body." Lan San was also helpless. The little beauty kept irritating the captain, but the captain was seriously injured and his brain reaction was slow. He would be fooled every time he was provoked.
Yan Xing lay down obediently and pursed his lips in aggrieved tone: "Little Lolita, you lied to me!"
Someone Yan complained aggrievedly, Le Yun rolled her eyes in response, her heart was unbalanced and she took it into consideration: "Handsome guy Lan San, Go get the mirror from the bathroom."
Lan San didn't know why, but he still cooperated and ran to the bathroom, took out the square mirror hanging on the sink, and stood beside the little Loli without realizing it.
When Yan Xing heard that Little Loli asked Lan San to hold the mirror, he guessed that she wanted to play a trick, so he closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.
"Let your captain take a look at what he looks like now. If he is pretending to be dead, then take a photo with your mobile phone, 360-degree shots of his whole body, and then print it out and make a photo album. Hang it on the door of your army dormitory every day. I can admire your captain’s abdominal muscles whenever I come and go.” Le Yun was particularly kind and made a particularly interesting suggestion.
Lan San held the mirror and hesitated. Oh my god, he was afraid of being punished by the captain. After thinking about it, I guess what I heard from the little Lolita is correct. With the Little Lolita protecting him, it is impossible for the captain to kill him and silence him.
After some ideological struggle, Lan San gave up. He held the mirror above the captain's chest and smiled enthusiastically: "Boss, look at your abdominal muscles. They are so toned and have beautiful mermaid lines..."
Yan He couldn't pretend anymore, so he opened his eyes and suddenly saw...the corpse in the mirror. Is that really him? He opened his dog eyes, which were more precious than titanium alloys. Yes, it was him in the mirror. Little Loli's description was absolutely correct. He really looked like a bloated floating corpse.
That face... so ugly!
Yan Xing felt that he couldn't look straight, and after a few more glances, he almost died of embarrassment. He had no clothes on! Just lying upright in the shape of a "human", the most mysterious part of a man is supported by a thin piece of paper.
It's over, it's over, there's no privacy anymore!
Feeling ashamed, Yan Xing took another look at the long legs and tried to move them, but found no feeling at all. He shivered in excitement: "Little Lolita, I can't feel my legs, I don't have any feeling at all!"
Yan Someone started making a fuss again, Le Yun stretched out her hand to touch his bald head: "I asked you to look at your head, not your feet. Take a look at your head. The swelling is really tangible. It's so bald. It's shiny, no matter where you put it, it's brighter than a kilowatt light bulb."
Yan Xing looked in the mirror and saw a bare head. At that time, he felt as if the end of the world was coming. It was so ugly!
"Little loli, my legs, will I have to sit in a wheelchair in the future?" The head is very swollen and ugly, but it is not as big a shock as the legs.
"Your long legs have been saved. It's hard to say whether the third leg can be restored. Anyway, you guys are determined not to compete with teenagers for resources and are willing to be singles for life. The function of the third leg It doesn't matter whether you are healthy or not." Yanren was obsessed with his legs, and Leyun expressed her sadness. Men and women really have different attention points. Why doesn't he think his head is important?
The four soldier kings covered their faces, oh, it felt like they had heard an incredible secret. Will Captain Fourteen Seventeen silence them?
They think that the chance of being silenced is relatively small, but it is possible that they were brainwashed by Fourteen first, and then the captain and Seventeen often came to them to practice boxing during the time when they lacked a certain memory.
? ? Several flashes of lightning flashed in Yan Xing's mind, and at that time... he was completely despairing and had no hope of life!
How can a man find a partner if his little brother is not healthy anymore?
If something goes wrong there again, wouldn't it mean that he is brought back to his original form? If he returns to before liberation, what qualifications do he have to pursue a little Lolita?
Yan Xing closed his eyes in pain and stood up straight.
The Yan people all of a sudden stopped, Le Yun looked at him, looked at him a few times, and sighed calmly: "Handsome guy Lan, your captain is crying because of his ugly appearance. Now he's done with it. You don't have to look at him in the mirror anymore. Wait for him." When he misbehaves, bring a mirror for him to admire."
"Hey!" Lan San hugged the mirror and rushed back to the bathroom. He turned around and stood in line with his brothers, looking at each other with one thought in his mind: Let's just say that when the captain wakes up, he will definitely be hit by the little lolita. This time, as expected, the captain was so beaten that he couldn't see the little lolita. He didn't know how long it would take for him to be resurrected with full health.
Yan Xing received a heavy blow and was demoralized. He really treated himself like a corpse and let the little loli torment him. He was turned over and over again without opening his eyes.
The soldier kings also found that the captain was terribly quiet, and quietly asked the little girl: "Little beauty, did you tap our leader's acupuncture point?" "No." "
Little
beauty, you didn't tap the acupuncture point, and our captain didn't. Talking, this is so strange."
"He is escaping from reality. He clearly says that he is my bodyguard, but in the end he always wants me, the person who should be protected, to save him. How can he have the face to meet Mr. Jiangdong, not to mention his... His face is so ugly now that I can't bear to look at it. It's safest to shrink up and act like an ostrich." "
But the captain is not that weak, isn't he? Our captain's ability to withstand blows is very strong." The soldier kings scratched their heads, feeling that something was still wrong.
"That was a normal blow, but this one is different," Le Yun said meaningfully: "Now you tell him that his third leg is not useless, and he can be resurrected with full health in less than three seconds, and he is so noisy. Just like a child."
The soldier kings suddenly realized that it turned out that the captain cared about whether a certain function of the man was healthy or not!
So that’s it! Understanding, Lan San winked and whispered: "Little beauty, are Fourteen Seventeen's calves really useless?" "
If they are really useless, you still have to look for little Lolita for various reasons every day. If you don't mind it, I might as well bother you." Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily and sat on the floor to sterilize her medical needle.
"Wow, that means everything is fine!" The four handsome soldiers almost jumped three feet high. They thought those three were really useless, but it turned out that the little loli was tricking them.
The teammates whispered to the little Lolita. Yan Xing's ears stood up high as he overheard the truth. His mood, which had been as low as death, suddenly brightened up. He was not dead! He is still a healthy man!
His legs are still intact, and when he recovers, he will still be the most handsome and handsome man.
His heart suddenly became clear, and Yan Xing opened his eyes happily. He looked at the empty ceiling and found it particularly pleasing to the eye. Even the medicinal-scented air felt fragrant.
(End of chapter)