Chapter 101 Block the door, no one can escape!
"Sister Lingling, I'm back!"
"Han Lingling?"
The door opened and Duan Ming looked inside. It looked like there was no one there.
"Huh? Not at home?"
"You didn't answer the phone either. Did you go in again?" He murmured.
He Nian: "Go in? Where to go?"
"Nothing, nothing, you should go out, don't worry about her." Duan Ming explained.
He wasn't ready to tell anyone about the fact that Han Lingling was dragged into the treacherous world by special means, but he wasn't too worried.
Not to mention that Han Lingling has many good things in her body, but with the half-step evil cow, it would be difficult for her to suffer losses in the treacherous world.
After all, advanced copies are not so easy to encounter.
"Oh."
He Nian responded, walked into the house first, opened the refrigerator carelessly, took out a bottle of Coke and drank it in one gulp. After letting out a long burp, he called Qiu Yu and the two of them, "Come in, everyone." Ah, it’s okay. Treat yourself like your own family. What do you two want to drink?”
Qiu Yu looked around and replied: “It’s okay, just Coke. This is the only bad thing about the food in the world. There are no sweets. It’s been half a month. It's strange that I want to eat."
Ji Xian clasped his fists and said, "Me too!"
"Go on!"
Duan Ming glanced at him and said calmly: "Drink something else. Those bottles of Coke have expired for more than half a year, and I kept forgetting to throw them away. ."
He Nian: "∑(O_O;)"
"Then why didn't you tell me before? I drank several bottles some time ago!"
"Oh, I just wanted not to waste it."
"TNND! I'm just talking about those few days. Why do I always have diarrhea?"
He hurried to the toilet and picked his throat.
Qiu Yu and Ji Xian silently put down the bottles in their hands.
At this time, Ming rolled up his sleeves and started to take out the ingredients from the refrigerator. He said excitedly: "Ha, Han Lingling is not here. I will cook you a sumptuous dinner today." He was picking at his throat
. When Nian heard this, his eyes suddenly widened and he hurriedly ran out the door while still vomiting.
"Run away! The desperate chef wants to kill someone again!"
Unexpectedly, Duan Ming blocked the door before he ran a few steps, and said with a sinister look on his face: "What did you say?"
He Nian was not afraid of him. , while wiping the dirt from his mouth, he said confidently: "What did I say that you don't have any idea? Anyway, you have to eat it yourself. I won't move until I kill you. I'll go have a barbecue by myself later." "
Qiu Yu and the two didn't feel much at first. They were frightened by He Nian's exaggerated performance. They couldn't help but feel a little bad in their hearts. They said with an unnatural expression: "Well, after He Nian said that, I seem to be thinking a little bit. It's time to have a barbecue, or go out to eat? I'll treat you."
Duan Ming glanced at everyone coldly with a gloomy face, and he never showed such a sinister expression even when facing ghosts.
"I can also cook barbecue!"
"Just eat it at home!"
He said and released the heart-gouging ghost.
"Xu Yang, go block the door and don't let anyone get away!"
Seeing this battle, He Nian immediately cried and said: "Dad, please spare me, I just want to have a meal."
Duan Ming hated Take a look.
"You don't believe me so much? Let me tell you, in the second copy of Qingshan Hospital, I belong to the cafeteria, and my cooking skills are no longer what I used to be. Just wait for a big meal."
" I believe you! I've heard this kind of thing at least fifty times."
Duan Ming ignored it and ran into the kitchen with excitement on his face and started tinkering. He Nian and the other three looked helpless but could only do it. Xu Yang, who was blocked at the door, had no choice but to sit back on the sofa, darting around with six eyes trying to find a way to escape.
No wonder they behave like this.
Not long after Duan Ming entered the kitchen, an abnormal black smoke came out, and a cheerful figure screamed excitedly in the thick smoke.
If Xu Yang hadn't just enslaved ghost spirits, he would have wanted to run away.
The scene was so scary.
At this moment, Duan Ming's exclamation suddenly came from the kitchen: "Lie on the grass!"
The three of them rushed over at the same time, their eyes brightening.
"What's wrong? Is something wrong? It's okay. People make mistakes and horses make mistakes. It doesn't matter if you make a mistake. There will be plenty of opportunities to make up for it in the future. Let's go out to eat today." He Nian comforted her thoughtfully.
The thick smoke gradually dissipated, revealing Duan Ming's dark face, with only his teeth and the whites of his eyes left.
He grinned and pointed at the red and green colors in the pot: "Look, He Nian, it's really successful this time!"
He Nian: "(_)" Success, your mother!
If the co-author is not fried, it will be considered a success, right?
Can you at least skin your bullfrog? If that doesn't work, just thaw it first! What's going on with that little body standing straight in the pot? how to eat? !
Of course, I only keep these words in my heart.
Even if he told me he would die, he wouldn't listen.
At this moment, he was so pleased with himself that he even took out his photo browser and took pictures of all corners. He posted it to Moments with the text: "I'm standing right in front of you. How do you think I look like before?"
Yu Xiaoshuang thought it was great.
Yu Xiaoshuang commented: Is this the toad you’re talking about? Indeed, it is really no different from when I was alive.
Duan Ming curled his lips: "Yeah, you ignorant woman."
"Come on, come on, everyone, come and have a taste first, and I will make barbecue for you later."
He picked up the vegetable basin and put it on the dining table, looking at it expectantly. Everyone.
No one in the civil and military circles of the dynasty dared to speak.
He turned his attention to Xu Yang who was aside.
Suddenly a drop of cold sweat slipped down.
Xu Yang immediately said: "I'm a ghost."
"Oh."
"Come and try it."
Qiu Yu tightened the chopsticks in his hands and held them up for a long time. Suddenly his expression straightened: "One dish is too little. Come on, eat some first, and I'll make another one."
Ji Xian: "I'm going to do it!"
He Nianye's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, yes, there can be only one dish for dinner, dad, you have this dish Let’s not eat it for now, Qiu Yu will be ready to enjoy it with him later.”
Then ten minutes later, he looked at a plate of burnt black food with a sad expression on his face.
Looking towards the past.
He Nian: Are you serious?
Qiu Yu: I tried my best.
Just when the two of them made eye contact, Duan Ming happily took some of his favorite creation and put it into his mouth, and his expression changed instantly.
Damn it, sugar and salt are mixed up.
Quietly removing his plate, he immediately bombarded the charred mass.
"Qiu Yu, what's the name of what you cook? I can't even tell what kind of food it is. Is this also called cooking?"
"Hey, forget it, forget it. I originally wanted to have a feast with everyone, look. You've lost your appetite at all."
"Let's go out to eat."
"Okay!" They said in unison and quite decisively.
……
at the same time.
There was a bustling restaurant somewhere in the treacherous world, with ghosts coming and going, but they would not notice at all that there was an underground space very deep under their feet, with two figures sitting cross-legged in it.
It's Han Lingling and He Yuwei.
It's just that now Han Lingling's whole body is bursting with black energy. This is definitely not an aura that can be emitted by an evil ghost.
And she gritted her silver teeth tightly, as if enduring extreme pain.
He Yuwei looked unbearable: "Lingling, have you really decided?"
Han Lingling nodded with difficulty: "That man's plan is too crazy. Duan Ming is still in the world, so I have no choice." "Don't
worry, this encounter will be fine. It happened to be my opportunity. Although this head imprisoned me, it also completely blocked out the traces of my existence. It was not that easy for that man to find me, and I had feelings. Although this process was painful, my strength was It's improving steadily."
In Han Lingling's arms, a head lay quietly.
It's just that...
it has no eyes, nose, ears and mouth. If it weren't for its hair, this thing would look like a ball of flesh.
At this time Han Lingling continued.
"Yuwei, help me with something."
"Leave here, go find Duan Ming, and tell him..."
"Never come to the Northern Territory of the Strange Realm."
(End of this chapter)